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Dane Cook has 2,000,000 friends.
2007-08-22, 10:54 PM #1
Break.com has bad things on it not appropriate for little kids. If you are a little kid don't click this. Also, hating Dane Cook is cool...or should I say, "I don't hate Dane Cook because it's cool, I hate Dane Cook because he isn't funny." Whatever your excuse is, I don't care. Click the damn video and watch it.

Bob Saget = Win

http://break.com/index/dane-cook-has-two-million-friends.html
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2007-08-22, 10:58 PM #2
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2007-08-22, 11:51 PM #3
No, **** Dane Cook. Just like that waste of flesh Carlos Mencia, Cook steals jokes from actual comedians and tries to pass them off as his own.
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2007-08-22, 11:56 PM #4
I dunno, I've seen some comparisons that claim Dane Cook stole jokes, but they seemed barely similar to me.

He has a few good bits, but it's mostly stuff for naive college students.
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2007-08-22, 11:56 PM #5
If you can't remember 95% of your friends' names, you are silly to call them friends.

Talk about a word losing its meaning...
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2007-08-23, 12:08 AM #6
I don't think his material is all that funny, and his presentation is simply to run around, scream and make noises.

It's the same way with Lewis Black. If he need to yell and grab his head and go "What the f--kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk," then his material isn't good enough to stand up on its own.
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2007-08-23, 12:19 AM #7
Cody Coker has 3,000,000 Why did you waste my time?
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2007-08-23, 7:14 AM #8
vintage Lovitz.
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2007-08-23, 7:47 AM #9
Originally posted by stat:
I don't think his material is all that funny, and his presentation is simply to run around, scream and make noises.

It's the same way with Lewis Black. If he need to yell and grab his head and go "What the f--kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk," then his material isn't good enough to stand up on its own.


Lewis Black was usually making a point about how stupid society is though.
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2007-08-23, 7:53 AM #10
I remember Dane Cook and Daniel Tosh using a couple of the same jokes, not sure who had them first.
2007-08-23, 8:37 AM #11
It's funny to me that SAJN would post a video stroking a poor comedian's ego.

Do all of you "poor at something" people have parties?
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2007-08-23, 8:49 AM #12
dane cook also steals louis ck's jokes.
gbk is 50 probably

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2007-08-23, 9:18 AM #13
Originally posted by Roach:
No, **** Dane Cook. Just like that waste of flesh Carlos Mencia, Cook steals jokes from actual comedians and tries to pass them off as his own.


Now send yourself a warning on the massassi PM system for de-railing the thread and shut up. Thanks.
Think while it's still legal.
2007-08-23, 9:27 AM #14
Originally posted by SAJN:
Now send yourself a warning on the massassi PM system for de-railing the thread and shut up. Thanks.

He was derailing a thread by posting a comment that's on-par with the subject?

Dane Cook isn't amazing--he gets a chuckle out of me here and there. If you want good comedy without much thought, I guess he's it. I'm just not a huge fan of the mindless ****.
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2007-08-23, 1:10 PM #15
Originally posted by SAJN:
Now send yourself a warning on the massassi PM system for de-railing the thread and shut up. Thanks.


Originally posted by SAJN:
Click the damn video and watch it.


Originally posted by Me:
No, **** Dane Cook


:neckbeard:

Bob Saget is cool though.
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2007-08-23, 1:26 PM #16
Yay for Britain where nobodys ever heard of him! :D

I watched about 30 minutes of one of his sets once that someone posted here and he ain't funny as far as I can see. Lovitz however is your new god.

Where the hells Ross Noble when you need him?
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2007-08-23, 1:30 PM #17
It was lame up until Bob Saget, then it was awesome :awesome:
2007-08-23, 2:13 PM #18
A serious debate about humor...
2007-08-23, 2:23 PM #19
Originally posted by finity5:
It was lame up until Bob Saget, then it was awesome :awesome:


COrrect me if Im wrong but this aint the first time Bob Saget has popped up talking about sucking "things" for something else. I think last I heard it was for Crack. what was that on? It was a similar comic bit.
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2007-08-23, 2:25 PM #20
Eddie Izzard ftw.
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2007-08-23, 2:25 PM #21
Pike, well, he talks about that stuff during a lot of his stand up, but he was also on "Half Baked" in which his lines were something like that.
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2007-08-23, 2:43 PM #22
He reuses that half baked line every. single. time. a camera. is. pointed. at. him. It's old.
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2007-08-23, 2:49 PM #23
BOB SAGET!
2007-08-25, 12:23 AM #24
At least he was bagging on the Myspace ho Tila. That's got to be worth something.
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2007-08-25, 3:20 AM #25
Originally posted by Rob:
BOB SAGET!


hahahaha yes.... yesssssss
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