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I am a Massassi Warrior
2004-07-25, 12:11 PM #1
What?

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Think while it's still legal.
2004-07-25, 12:13 PM #2
bah, beat me to it. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-07-25, 12:17 PM #3
Everyone that has more then # of posts can't just be a warrior. The rank should rise by the thousands [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif] or the 1/2 a thousands.

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Think while it's still legal.
2004-07-25, 12:18 PM #4
i bet that
1.brian did it
2.hes gonna kill who did it

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2004-07-25, 12:19 PM #5
hey why am i still a member :sad:

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2004-07-25, 12:25 PM #6
Massassi Pawn 1 - 50
Massassi Jester 51 - 200
Massassi Servant 201 - 300
Massassi Farmer 301 - 400
Massassi Recruit 401 - 500
Massassi Member 501 - 1000
Massassi Soldier 1001 - 1336
15 Mins Of Fame. 1337
Massassi Warrior 1338 - 5000
Massassi Sergeant 5001 - 7000
Massassi General 7000 - 9999
Massassi Youhavenolife 10000+

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[This message has been edited by SAJN_Master (edited July 25, 2004).]
Think while it's still legal.
2004-07-25, 12:27 PM #7
what am i?
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2004-07-25, 12:27 PM #8
pie.

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2004-07-25, 12:28 PM #9
I'm confused.

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2004-07-25, 12:30 PM #10
WOOHOO! THE LAST SAMURI!! ¬_¬

Darn, everyone else is one.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2004-07-25, 12:30 PM #11
Great, more classifications. It's all we need to have other people continuing to look down on people with less post counts.
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side
2004-07-25, 12:32 PM #12
but i only have 420

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When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
Join the Army, Go to distant lands, meet interesting people, kill them!

Don't draw fire, it irritates the people around you.
Intel: We put the 'um...' in Pentium
2004-07-25, 12:33 PM #13
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SAJN_Master:
Massassi Pawn 1-50
Massassi Jester 50-200
Massassi Servant 200-300
Massassi Farmer 300-400
Massassi Recruit 400-500
Massassi Member 500-1000
Massassi Soldier 1000-1337
Massassi Warrior 1337-5000
Massassi Sergeant 5000-7000
Massassi General 7000-10000
Massassi Youhavenolife 10000+

</font>


This isn't official, for anyone who was wondering. I saw people in another thread who were in the 400-500 column. Their title was "Member". The only classification I've seen thus far is Massassi Warrior. Even Avenger, who is well past 10,000 posts is a Warrior.
2004-07-25, 12:35 PM #14
Odd
2004-07-25, 12:36 PM #15
When did this happen?

[edit]I'm a Warrior too!

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obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2004-07-25, 12:38 PM #16
All hail Exar Kun!

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2004-07-25, 12:39 PM #17
Testing...

[edit]dang, still just a member. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif][/edit]
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2004-07-25, 12:42 PM #18
The cutoff seems to be 500, but it requires more testing.

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Freelancer
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2004-07-25, 12:48 PM #19
I'm hungry.
Also, I've got over 10k! I think I deserve to be more than just a petty warrior. I demand Warlord status!

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Do you have stairs in your house?

[This message has been edited by Correction (edited July 25, 2004).]
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-07-25, 12:50 PM #20
I think a list like SAJN's would be perfect if actually applied. '1337 = 15 minutes of fame', rofl. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]
DO NOT WANT.
2004-07-25, 12:52 PM #21
I like his list too, only there's a disproportionately long haul from warrior to seargant.

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Have a good one,
Freelancer
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2004-07-25, 12:52 PM #22
Eh?

Eh. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

[This message has been edited by RingMaster481 (edited July 25, 2004).]
2004-07-25, 12:53 PM #23
This is interesting...

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2004-07-25, 12:54 PM #24
hm.

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I have a signature.
I have a signature.
2004-07-25, 12:54 PM #25
If members get cool titles us admins want one too.

I vote for Baninator.

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2004-07-25, 12:59 PM #26
I had 1337 4 or 5 posts ago... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-07-25, 1:01 PM #27
Hmmm...

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ZGPC
2004-07-25, 1:02 PM #28
Hehehehehe, Baninator.

I'm not sure if it'd fall under Massassi's G/PG rating, but it'd sure be accurate if I got "ISB drug lord" for my title [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-07-25, 1:02 PM #29
How quaint and curious.

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2004-07-25, 1:06 PM #30
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SAJN_Master:
Massassi Pawn 1 - 50
Massassi Jester 51 - 200
Massassi Servant 201 - 300
Massassi Farmer 301 - 400
Massassi Recruit 401 - 500
Massassi Member 501 - 1000
Massassi Soldier 1001 - 1336
15 Mins Of Fame. 1337
Massassi Warrior 1338 - 5000
Massassi Sergeant 5001 - 7000
Massassi General 7000 - 9999
Massassi Youhavenolife 10000+

</font>


WTF... I have only about 900 posts and I'm a "Warrior". My last account had about 1500 before I lost it because of a stupid email change mishap.

-- SavageX

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2004-07-25, 1:08 PM #31
Whaaaaaa?

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2004-07-25, 1:09 PM #32
Massassi Pawn 1 - 50
Massassi Jester 51 - 200
Massassi Servant 201 - 300
Massassi Farmer 301 - 400
Massassi Recruit 401 - 500
Massassi Member 501 - 1000
Massassi Soldier 1001 - 1336
15 Mins Of Fame. 1337
Massassi Warrior 1338 - 3000
Massassi Sergeant 3001 - 4500
Massassi General 4501 - 6000
Massassi Samurai 6001 - 7500
Massassi Warlord 7501 - 9999
Massassi Addict 10000+

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Think while it's still legal.
2004-07-25, 1:09 PM #33
With the way I post it's gonna be years before I get to warrior, possibly decades

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2004-07-25, 1:10 PM #34
odd

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2004-07-25, 1:10 PM #35
Those aren't the real classifications Savage. Jedi Legend mentioned it earlier.

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2004-07-25, 1:11 PM #36
Wrar! Am I a Massassi Warrior?

[Edit: YAY! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif] ]

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2004-07-25, 1:14 PM #37
testing.
[Hey come on, im the founder of the MBS! I deserve a higher title! :P ]
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2004-07-25, 1:15 PM #38
I think at 15,000 posts you should get the ranking "Sean Connery"

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Think while it's still legal.
2004-07-25, 1:20 PM #39
<.< testing...

Yay!

/me swings ******* sword around

Wait... ******* is back to being censored? what the heck?

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2004-07-25, 1:21 PM #40
Wait for it.

Dang.

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