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Matty needs vibes
2007-08-29, 9:29 AM #1
Having laser surgery tomorrow to keep some bleeding spots under control. Any and all vibes would be :awesome:
2007-08-29, 9:34 AM #2
lulz matty is a girl.

(Best of luck. You should ask them if they can put one of the laser firing machines behind your eyes, so you can have eye-lasers.)
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2007-08-29, 9:35 AM #3
LASER SURGERY PEW PEW PEW
2007-08-29, 9:42 AM #4
I hope the laser machine explodes, that way you can have SUPERPOWERS.

*Vibrates like an overloading laser machine*
nope.
2007-08-29, 9:44 AM #5
/me vibrates for CM

Good luck man.
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2007-08-29, 9:54 AM #6
/me reverberates for ashley
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2007-08-29, 10:22 AM #7
Good luck! Please don't die, I need your internet spaces.

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2007-08-29, 10:30 AM #8
Good luck! :)
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2007-08-29, 11:02 AM #9
*viiiiiiibes!*
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2007-08-29, 11:06 AM #10
Good luck.
2007-08-29, 11:57 AM #11
/me vibrates like a giant vibrating machine
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2007-08-29, 12:27 PM #12
Your request for vibrations have been sent to Massassi and will be sorted and processed within 4-6 weeks, provided you sent in form 3953, along with a $20 processing fee.

Failure to comply to Massassi vibe statute #453 will result in additional 6-8 weeks processing time, forms #413, #8901 and #719 to be filled out in triplicate, and additional $50 fine. These must be taken directly to the Massassi processing center in Topeka, Kansas. Travel fees will not be compensated.

Thank you for using Massassi© Vibes®. Have a nice day.
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2007-08-29, 12:43 PM #13
*buzzzzzzzzzz*
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2007-08-29, 1:08 PM #14
Originally posted by fishstickz:
Your request for vibrations have been sent to Massassi and will be sorted and processed within 4-6 weeks, provided you sent in form 3953, along with a $20 processing fee.

Failure to comply to Massassi vibe statute #453 will result in additional 6-8 weeks processing time, forms #413, #8901 and #719 to be filled out in triplicate, and additional $50 fine. These must be taken directly to the Massassi processing center in Topeka, Kansas. Travel fees will not be compensated.

Thank you for using Massassi© Vibes®. Have a nice day.


/me uses his admin powers to expedite the process and waive the processing fees and forms.

I have to get up in 12 hours :(

(That's 4:15AM for you folks)
2007-08-29, 5:04 PM #15
Vibes Cool Matty.
Back again
2007-08-29, 6:11 PM #16
VIBES!
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2007-08-29, 6:44 PM #17
Thanks everyone. Going to bed now. Next time I post will be after surgery! :suicide:
2007-08-29, 7:03 PM #18
he will hopefully *not* look like the last frame of that emoticon after surgery.

*vibes*
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2007-08-29, 7:11 PM #19
*Bz z z z*
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2007-08-30, 5:26 AM #20
If he had given us the wavelength of the laser we could have vibrated at the appropriate frequency. :(
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2007-08-30, 7:07 AM #21
Vibes eh? *uses a jackhammer as a pogo-stick*
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2007-08-30, 7:57 AM #22
Woot, I'm out of the hospital, at home, and feeling great! I ended up developing an inflammation (as I do every week nowadays :/) before the surgery began, but they loaded me up with a powerful advil-like IV medication that also is a major painkiller (stronger than morphine, without the looney effects), so I'm sure that's partly why I'm feeling good. But this was easily the best surgery I've had (and I've had a lot, I think kirby and I are in competition :p). It was quick, mostly painless (the IV hurt the most!) and obviously quick.

Thanks again for the vibes everyone!
2007-08-30, 1:34 PM #23
Naturally later that day my fever spiked to 102.7, but I'm holding my own. >.>
2007-08-30, 1:51 PM #24
Yay! No death!
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2007-08-30, 1:57 PM #25
Glad you're doing okay, hope the fever goes down.

You can see? I expected you to be temporarily blind after something like that.
2007-08-30, 2:05 PM #26
Originally posted by Aglar:
Glad you're doing okay, hope the fever goes down.

You can see? I expected you to be temporarily blind after something like that.


Not eye laser >.>

They burned off spots on my upper leg to stop them from bleeding//lymph draining.
2007-08-30, 2:34 PM #27
you have laser eyes now?
2007-08-30, 2:48 PM #28
Ahh, I see. Don't know why I immediately thought eye. I guess it's because someone was talking on here about subconjunctival hemorrhage.

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