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The netsplit made my wife pregnant.

2007-08-31, 7:00 AM #1

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

And I wasn't even on IRC. Nor am I married.

WTF? Discuss.

PS. I hear CaveDemon and Jedigandalf got it on last night, that is some wild stuff right there.

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2007-08-31, 7:24 AM #2

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

*blinks*

Ok. So I promise I'm not drunk, but I believe that a mixture of extreme boredom with nothing to do at work, with a severe deprivation of sleep results in some seriously flawed humour.

:gonk:

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2007-08-31, 7:25 AM #3

landfish

'splodes

Posts: 4,543

/me removes pants

free(jin);
tofu sucks

2007-08-31, 7:39 AM #4

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

landfish saved my thread with a 'splosion of freshnessssss.

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2007-08-31, 7:40 AM #5

fishstickz

New, Improved, and Boneless

Posts: 6,606

ZIRC nevar had netsplitz.

"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor

2007-08-31, 7:42 AM #6

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Whats with all the fish in my thread?

FISHSHOCK.

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2007-08-31, 7:58 AM #7

Vegiemaster

Rules with Vegiemight in Heaven (R.I.P.)

Posts: 2,931

I'll add some Vegie to your fish soup.

Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:

2007-08-31, 8:00 AM #8

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Fish and Veggie soup à la Jep?

Sounds yumtasty.

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2007-08-31, 8:00 AM #9

Aglar

Aglaristrator

Posts: 3,978

I think there's something in Massassi's water.

2007-08-31, 8:03 AM #10

Alan

Boneless Chicken Wings

Posts: 3,339

/me thrusts

error; function{getsig} returns 'null'

2007-08-31, 8:08 AM #11

NoESC

CAPTAIN RAINBOWS. lol

Posts: 4,862

jep doesn't know about netspiltz he's never in the chat for me to manlove

gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT

2007-08-31, 8:10 AM #12

Vegiemaster

Rules with Vegiemight in Heaven (R.I.P.)

Posts: 2,931

Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:

2007-08-31, 8:13 AM #13

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Originally posted by NoESC:

jep doesn't know about netspiltz he's never in the chat for me to manlove

Real men do it over IM.

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2007-08-31, 8:14 AM #14

Vegiemaster

Rules with Vegiemight in Heaven (R.I.P.)

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/me puts on wizards robe and hat

Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:

2007-08-31, 8:16 AM #15

Aglar

Aglaristrator

Posts: 3,978

Originally posted by Vegiemaster:

/me puts on wizards robe and hat

Jesus, I almost spit my drink all over my monitor (I know what you're referencing). Awesome.

2007-08-31, 8:53 AM #16

NoESC

CAPTAIN RAINBOWS. lol

Posts: 4,862

Originally posted by Jep:

Real men do it over IM.

is your aim name RidingMantrain?

gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT

2007-08-31, 8:53 AM #17

NoESC

CAPTAIN RAINBOWS. lol

Posts: 4,862

Originally posted by Aglar:

Jesus, I almost spit my drink all over my mother (I know what you're referencing). Awesome.

that's how i read it :/

gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT

2007-09-04, 5:21 AM #18

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Well thats not very nice.

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2007-09-04, 5:24 AM #19

landfish

'splodes

Posts: 4,543

/me removes pants

free(jin);
tofu sucks

2007-09-04, 5:54 AM #20

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

*hops in the landfish pants and awaits

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2007-09-04, 5:58 AM #21

genk

doot!

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HAY GUYZ

CAN I HAS PARTY TOO?
:awesome:

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Free Jin!

2007-09-04, 6:22 AM #22

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Originally posted by landfish:

/me removes pants

I'm has in ur pants, waitinz on you to pullz them up!

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2007-09-04, 6:45 AM #23

Vegiemaster

Rules with Vegiemight in Heaven (R.I.P.)

Posts: 2,931

I think iz prgnnets to

Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:

2007-09-04, 6:51 AM #24

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

Speaking of pregnancy, time to drop the kids off at the pool.

Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum

2007-09-04, 6:56 AM #25

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2007-09-04, 7:49 AM #26

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

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Originally posted by FastGamerr:

Speaking of pregnancy, time to drop the kids off at the pool.

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the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken

2007-09-04, 9:30 AM #27

landfish

'splodes

Posts: 4,543

Originally posted by Jep:

I'm has in ur pants, waitinz on you to pullz them up!

/me pulls up pants

OMG HAI JEP

free(jin);
tofu sucks

2007-09-04, 9:54 AM #28

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Surprise Buttsecks!

(>^_(>O_o)>

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2007-09-04, 10:20 AM #29

fishstickz

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Posts: 6,606

[http://www.cs.rit.edu/~cmd2803/walrus.jpg]

"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor

2007-09-04, 10:22 AM #30

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

*a muffled voice comes from Landfish's pants

"Hey look, I found a fishstickz in here!"

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2007-09-04, 9:42 PM #31

82nd_Fister

Mulder pwns Clark Kent

Posts: 705

Originally posted by Vegiemaster:

/me puts on wizards robe and hat

[http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/wizard.jpg]

If my smoking bothers you, don't breathe.

2007-09-04, 10:39 PM #32

SavageX378

Lizard-Makin' Man

Posts: 3,619

Originally posted by Wolfy:

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The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!

2007-09-04, 10:43 PM #33

82nd_Fister

Mulder pwns Clark Kent

Posts: 705

That picture made me think of Myrtle Beach in the summertime, with "No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problems" playing in the background.

If my smoking bothers you, don't breathe.

2007-09-04, 10:52 PM #34

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

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If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.