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How Japanese go wee wee
2007-09-04, 3:39 PM #1
I'll never use a toilet again.
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
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2007-09-04, 4:00 PM #2
WHAT! :eek:


Don't tell me I've been doing it wrong all these years! :gonk:
My blawgh.
2007-09-04, 4:11 PM #3
Wait, fecal matter goes in toilet?
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2007-09-04, 4:13 PM #4
I could be a pants man too??:awesome:
2007-09-04, 4:13 PM #5
Apparently it also has not only eyes, but emotions and it swims round the overfilled bowl.
nope.
2007-09-04, 4:21 PM #6
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Apparently it also has not only eyes, but emotions and it swims round the overfilled bowl.


Seems to also contain a radiating happy energy, why not just keep it as a pet?
My blawgh.
2007-09-04, 4:23 PM #7
I haven't been able to use a toilet ever since some idiot gave me this as a present.

[http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/1294/11242nm5.jpg]

THANKS FOR NOTHING URRRRRRRRFUEJAAAAAGUUUUUHeg

As far as the video--it's lackluster Japanese edutainment. A pedophilic wet dream with dancing turdlets and urine? So cliche. 2 stars out of 5
2007-09-04, 4:49 PM #8
Yatta!
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2007-09-04, 5:10 PM #9
what did i just watch
2007-09-04, 5:47 PM #10
Heh, reminds me of the scene from "Look who's talking"

GIMME YOUR PEE PEE!!!!
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2007-09-04, 7:31 PM #11


New Toilet technology from Japan. Skip to the good parts.

Found out about it on the History Channel.
2007-09-04, 8:04 PM #12
I want a freakin party when I take a dump now....
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2007-09-04, 9:07 PM #13
Originally posted by Anovis:
New Toilet technology from Japan. Skip to the good parts.

Found out about it on the History Channel.


That's awsome, I want a toilet like that.
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2007-09-04, 10:49 PM #14
wow, that was educational...
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2007-09-04, 11:44 PM #15
Okay, I want those people to make a commercial for my extremely aerodynamic never-have-to-sit-on-a-toilet manoeuvre.
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2007-09-05, 5:55 AM #16
:( wish my poo had emotions...
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2007-09-05, 6:15 AM #17
my poo hums...

and has a green glow to it
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2007-09-05, 7:19 AM #18
Originally posted by money•bie:
I haven't been able to use a toilet ever since some idiot gave me this as a present.

[http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/1294/11242nm5.jpg]

THANKS FOR NOTHING URRRRRRRRFUEJAAAAAGUUUUUHeg

As far as the video--it's lackluster Japanese edutainment. A pedophilic wet dream with dancing turdlets and urine? So cliche. 2 stars out of 5


A toilet with a huge tongue that springs up from it? Something tells me that would be very popular with women..
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2007-09-05, 8:18 AM #19
Originally posted by Mort-Hog:
A toilet with a huge tongue that springs up from it? Something tells me that would be very popular with women..
I don't know about you, but I would hope the majority of women would be wary about receiving oral sex from a ghostly toilet.
2007-09-05, 8:26 AM #20
Besides, I'm much better. :awesome:
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2007-09-05, 8:32 AM #21
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
my poo hums...


Everyone's poo hums.

Yay british colloquialisms.
nope.
2007-09-05, 9:54 AM #22
The mother's voice sounded familiar for some reason.

And of course the comments section features a nuclear bomb joke and an impassioned objection to it.
Why do the heathens rage behind the firehouse?
2007-09-05, 9:56 AM #23
That was..............


.........ahhhhh my tormented mind, ERASE THEM!!!!....


....get the memories out they burn!!!!!!



.....disturbing doesn't do it justice



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2007-09-05, 10:00 AM #24
If carp king was a furry he probably would have popped a bonner to this.
2007-09-05, 10:13 AM #25
Originally posted by TheCarpKing:
The mother's voice sounded familiar for some reason.

And of course the comments section features a nuclear bomb joke and an impassioned objection to it.


Funny how most Japanese voice actors (of the same sex) seem to all sound the same.
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2007-09-05, 11:40 AM #26
HI SHIMAJARO


I WANT A WEE WEE
2007-09-05, 1:00 PM #27
BYE BYE WEE WEE

BYE BYE POO POO
2007-09-05, 1:05 PM #28
We need World War 3 right now! Then we can eradicate this type of thinking 100% from Japan. Hopefully from the world.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2007-09-05, 1:12 PM #29
:hist101:
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2007-09-05, 1:14 PM #30
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
We need World War 3 right now! Then we can eradicate this type of thinking 100% from Japan. Hopefully from the world.


You should probably stop trying so hard.

We aren't going to start liking you.
2007-09-05, 1:15 PM #31
I definitely need to invest in a talking toilet.
2007-09-05, 2:16 PM #32
the water spray IS cleaner though. imagine how much residual is left especially on the anal hairs, no matter how hard you try (not much, but there's probably some. with the jet spray, all gone!)
2007-09-05, 2:28 PM #33
I'd end up jet spraying myself right in the balls.
2007-09-05, 2:31 PM #34
Originally posted by ragna:
the water spray IS cleaner though. imagine how much residual is left especially on the anal hairs, no matter how hard you try (not much, but there's probably some. with the jet spray, all gone!)



I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT
2007-09-05, 3:19 PM #35
That's why I got rid of mine.

>.>
nope.
2007-09-05, 6:17 PM #36
Originally posted by Baconfish:
That's why I got rid of mine.

>.>


Same here, but it grows back too fast. I wish my facial hair would grow like that. :|

o.0
2007-09-05, 6:37 PM #37
...You realise I was kidding, right?
nope.
2007-09-05, 6:38 PM #38
Originally posted by Anakin9012:
I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT


oh... but you did. :ninja:
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2007-09-05, 6:53 PM #39
Back in the :hist101: days, we used a sponge on a stick.
2007-09-06, 10:18 AM #40
Originally posted by fishstickz:
Yatta!

My friend just showed me the Yatta video. No further comment really... :psyduck:

<3 crazy Japs.
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