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Yahtzee's Zero Punctuation review of Bioshock (hilarious)
2007-09-07, 3:34 AM #1
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/1394-Zero-Punctuation-BioShock

take that, scum
"Well ain't that a merry jelly." - FastGamerr

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2007-09-07, 7:15 AM #2
aha he just put me off buying it.
2007-09-07, 8:35 AM #3
So accurate, but I still like the game.
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2007-09-07, 8:43 AM #4
Yeah, he hit the nail on the head, and it's why I'm not replaying the game, like I thought I would. It's still absolutely beautiful, atmospheric, entertaining, and genuinely fun.
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2007-09-07, 9:39 AM #5
never played the first, probably wont ever play this one...
Quote Originally Posted by FastGamerr
"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"
2007-09-07, 9:54 AM #6
Originally posted by KOP_AoEJedi:
never played the first, probably wont ever play this one...

:downswords:

Did you even listen to the review? The game has many flaws, but it's also so incredibly awesome that the flaws don't matter that much.

My biggest beef is the DXM-o-matic machines, as Yahztee put them, that make the game way too easy and not very scary. I choose to just ignore them and load my game whenever I die.

I wouldn't be surprised if there is already a mod to fix most of these issues...
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2007-09-07, 4:27 PM #7
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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2007-09-07, 4:32 PM #8
<3 Yahtzee.
nope.
2007-09-07, 4:54 PM #9
Thanks for updating the link, Matty.
"Well ain't that a merry jelly." - FastGamerr

"You can actually see the waves of me not caring in the air." - fishstickz
2007-09-07, 4:58 PM #10
Yeah, a friend sent me this. I love the game, but the review's still hilarious and the criticisms are very true.

IMO, the game's more fun if you just circumvent the Vita-Chambers altogether and reload every time you die.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2007-09-07, 8:01 PM #11
Quote:
i wasn't aware that boiled water could form allegiances


gold! :v:
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2007-09-07, 8:23 PM #12
Bioschock was a thrille novel with better pictures.
2007-09-08, 8:11 AM #13
Upgrading your cybernetic modules - er, ADAM.


LOL.
A dream is beautiful because it remains a dream.
2007-09-08, 8:54 AM #14
That was the best thing i've ever heard in my life.
2007-09-08, 9:36 AM #15
lol! That reminds me that I've never finished SS2. Maybe I should. .(
woot!
2007-09-08, 9:49 AM #16
That reminds me I still haven't played through SS2 for the first time since 2001 like I've planned to do since 2004. Meh.
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2007-09-08, 10:25 AM #17
"**** the Pope!"
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2007-09-09, 9:47 AM #18
Psychonauts is on Steam now? I'm in!
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... I thought I had won."
2007-09-09, 11:53 PM #19
Originally posted by Chaz Ghostle:
Psychonauts is on Steam now? I'm in!


I got it from Amazon for my 360 (backwards compatible) and it's great fun so far :D

Cost me a whopping £9.

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