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A cone.
2007-09-08, 12:30 PM #1
If i were a cone
Would i hang silently on a branch
Looking at the squirrels
Awaiting death?
Last edited by mb; today at 10:55 AM.
2007-09-08, 12:39 PM #2
You suck.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2007-09-08, 12:43 PM #3
Autumn.
I'm like a tree
The leaves smell of crap
A squirrel.
Last edited by mb; today at 10:55 AM.
2007-09-08, 12:44 PM #4
What.
The hell.
Seriously.
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2007-09-08, 12:57 PM #5
From now in this thread
All posts will be in haiku
Get it? Got it? Good.
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2007-09-08, 12:57 PM #6
Al Gore, inventing the Internet
In Soviet Russia he gets invented
By the Internet
And Americans laugh
At Soviet Russia
Which is as ridiculous
As Capitalist California
As a term
In Ator.
Well.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2007-09-08, 12:58 PM #7
This thread sucks.
2007-09-08, 12:59 PM #8
/me snaps his fingers in appreciation of the beat poet Rob.
I'm just a little boy.
2007-09-08, 1:00 PM #9
My social life is
A weak bond between fingers
And with my foreskin.
Last edited by mb; today at 10:55 AM.
2007-09-08, 1:03 PM #10
Originally posted by Flirbnic:
/me snaps his fingers in appreciation of the beat poet Rob.


You're the one that is going to make the changes.
2007-09-08, 1:36 PM #11
Originally posted by Rob:
You're the one that is going to make the changes.

:awesome:
2007-09-08, 1:53 PM #12
If I were a cone
I would wait with bated breath
As the cars swerve by
2007-09-08, 1:54 PM #13
If I were a cone
I would jiggle in a bra
Waiting to burst free
2007-09-08, 1:55 PM #14
If I were a cone
I would wait safe and warm, til
I am filled with cream
2007-09-08, 1:58 PM #15
If I were a cone
I would roar and move the air
Music everywhere
2007-09-08, 1:59 PM #16
If I were a cone
The light would fill me all up
Pictures to your brain
2007-09-08, 2:01 PM #17
If i were a cone
I would look at the squirrels
And wait for my death.
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2007-09-08, 2:01 PM #18
If I were a cone
I would quake, shake, and erupt
Smoke, ash, and lava
2007-09-08, 2:05 PM #19
If I were a cone
I'd make you high and happy
In Australia, mate
2007-09-08, 2:06 PM #20
If I were a cone
My beautiful round base would
Taper to a point
2007-09-08, 2:08 PM #21
If I were a Cone
I would rock my bass guitar
For Sum 41
2007-09-08, 2:09 PM #22
If I were a KONE
I would melt and forge and build
Nice escalators
2007-09-08, 2:20 PM #23
Hangover
Red eyes
Aching head
More beer.
Last edited by mb; today at 10:55 AM.
2007-09-08, 2:22 PM #24
If I
were a koan, I
would ask one thing to you:
what sound does a single hand make
clapping?
2007-09-08, 2:25 PM #25
If i were a tree
And I fell down
With nobody around
Who would care?
Last edited by mb; today at 10:55 AM.
2007-09-08, 3:44 PM #26
penis penis ***
penis penis penis ***
penis penis cock
:master::master::master:
2007-09-08, 4:05 PM #27
c**k isn't censored?
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2007-09-08, 4:11 PM #28
Do you have something against cocks?
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2007-09-09, 4:52 AM #29
If I were a cone
I would sit upon the head
Of a smiling girl
Attachment: 17276/cone.JPG (44,231 bytes)
<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

<Dor> You're levelling up and gaining more polys!
2007-09-09, 7:47 AM #30
Good one maevie, good one!
2007-09-09, 8:17 AM #31
If I were a cone
I would be dragged in one night
By my roommate Dave
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2007-09-09, 8:21 AM #32
awwwww... Maeve beat me to the joke about.... Maeve...
-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
2007-09-09, 9:22 AM #33
Originally posted by Vornskr:
If I
were a koan, I
would ask one thing to you:
what sound does a single hand make
clapping?


"koan" isn't pronounced the same as "cone". It's two syllables - KOH-ahn
I'm just a little boy.
2007-09-09, 9:39 AM #34
If I were a cone
I'd be me.

(Lulz if you get it)
My Parkour blog
My Twitter. Follow me!
2007-09-09, 10:00 AM #35
Originally posted by happydud:
If I were a cone
I'd be me.

(Lulz if you get it)


OMG UR LAST NAME LAWLZ (jewish name)
-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
2007-09-09, 4:39 PM #36
The devious moll
fills the sock drawer with mustard.
Spacious rooms are filled.
2007-09-09, 4:43 PM #37
The vain meter maid
wakes, deflates the air mattress.
Why didn't you stay?


The drunk southern belle
retires to the powder room.
Hank Williams was right.


The therapist snores,
steals the swear jar, hops a train.
People smile and cry.


The one-eyed baker
rolls her tongue, trilling r’s, l’s.
The faucet drips, drips.


The heart-broken girl
calmly sets fire to her hair.
Sirens wail, so close.


The Czech spinster
removes her prosthetic leg.
The ocean shivers.
2007-09-09, 6:44 PM #38
If i were a cone
I would sit happily
With a mass of snow
Inside of me.

:colbert:
whenever any form of government becomes destructive to securing the rights of the governed, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it
---Thomas jefferson, Declaration of Independance.
2007-09-09, 7:11 PM #39
His ex-fiancee
exhales a plume of wood-smoke.
My tongue betrays me.


u been had
2007-09-10, 12:31 AM #40
Originally posted by Yecti:
awwwww... Maeve beat me to the joke about.... Maeve...

I know how you feel.
Sorry for the lousy German
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