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Nigerian e-mail scam
2007-09-09, 6:28 AM #1
Quote:
Dear Sir
I am Dr Funso Kukpoluko The former Honorable Managing Director Nigerian National Petrolum Coperation (NNPC). I Was Advised By The Former President Rated Gen Olusegun Obasanjo To Contact You To Help Us Claim This Fund &150 Million. (investment In Your Continuing)
This fund is an acrue amount from the award of Oil Blocks and over rated import subsidy for petrolum products.
I will give the details,.This is a legitimate transaction. You will be paid 25% of the portfolio investment value as your "management fees".
To show willingness do write to the lawyer ordered to deal with the matter as you know we are no longer in Power and we do not wish the Government and the general public to know about this
To indicate your interest contact Barrister Jonny Peterson
Email; fk_2fk@yahoo.com
And provide me with your confidential telephone number, fax number and email address and I will provide further details and if you are satisfied I can proceed with the instructions.

Ho Dr Funso Kukpoluko


What should I reply with?
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2007-09-09, 6:31 AM #2
Tell him you don't want any ampersands, especially in the millions.

2007-09-09, 6:31 AM #3
So, the former president of Nigeria recommended specifically you? You have acquired some interesting friends along the way.
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2007-09-09, 6:43 AM #4
I play golf with El Presidente every Sunday.
The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
2007-09-09, 6:44 AM #5
I'd have to say I'm still not sure what a "coperation" is.
2007-09-09, 6:48 AM #6
Went with an amalgamation of suggestions:

Quote:
Hello, Dr. Kukpoluko.

Your offer seems almost too good to be true – though I think there might have been a typo in your e-mail. What unit of denomination is this money in? You used a & instead of a $, ¥, or £. I hope it’s not yen, cuz 150 million is, like, 5 American dollars, and that’s not really worth the trouble.

Also, I don’t remember meeting an Obasanjo before, and I’m pretty sure I’d remember a weird name like that. Was he that negro gentleman serving drinks at the bar at the local country club? He did seem quite pleasant, but it seems odd for a president to be serving at a bar, even if he was from an African country. Maybe it’s like that Eddie Murphy movie, “Coming from Africa” or something like that.

You asked for my fax number, telephone number, and e-mail address. You can understand my concern about giving you this personal information (especially my e-mail address). I’ve heard about these Amazon e-mail scams where people give their information and lose A LOT of money. Is there anything you can do to prove you’re not an Amazon e-mail scam?

Thanks,
J. H.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2007-09-09, 6:48 AM #7
Why would anyone still reply to spam/scam messages? Hm.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2007-09-09, 8:27 AM #8
To screw with the retard on the other end?
-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
2007-09-09, 8:30 AM #9
Oh. What a feat.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2007-09-09, 8:53 AM #10
Now they know your e-mail is real and can sell it to other spammers.


Good job.
2007-09-09, 9:11 AM #11
Meh. It's a Hotmail account. I'm used to spam by now.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2007-09-09, 12:33 PM #12
Ask 4 noods.
:master::master::master:
2007-09-09, 6:33 PM #13
Originally posted by Rob:
Now they know your e-mail is real and can sell it to other spammers.


Good job.


how much does a valid e-mail address sell for in the spam commuinty?
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2007-09-09, 6:36 PM #14
may i have your email, so that i may continue emailing it. :awesome:
whenever any form of government becomes destructive to securing the rights of the governed, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it
---Thomas jefferson, Declaration of Independance.
2007-09-09, 6:39 PM #15
Originally posted by Darth_Alran:
how much does a valid e-mail address sell for in the spam commuinty?


good question... I'd like to know this, too....

just to, uh.... know.....

:psyduck::ninja:
I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.
2007-09-09, 6:43 PM #16
Originally posted by Rob:
Now they know your e-mail is real and can sell it to other spammers.


Good job.


They can't tell it's valid by the absence of a 'returned email' notice..?
woot!
2007-09-10, 5:19 AM #17
"Valid" means also that someone actually reads its contents.
Dreams of a dreamer from afar to a fardreamer.
2007-09-10, 7:15 AM #18
Originally posted by The Mega-ZZTer:
Tell him you don't want any ampersands, especially in the millions.


I was in a library when I read this, burst out laughing :(
2007-09-11, 3:44 PM #19
Quote:
Subject: SIR

Sir

Thanks for your email, To answer your questions this is a confidential brief from him to inform you that this fund is an acrue amount from the award of Oil Blocks and over rated import subsidy for petrolum products that this is a legitimate transaction. You will be paid 25% of the portfolio investment value as your management fees

Also he was not a bar attendant he was the immediate past president of the federal republic of Nigeria and i was the Hon chairman then of the Nigerian National Petrolum Co-operation (NNPC) ORGANIZATION INCHARGE OF THE MANAGEMENT OF PETROLUM PRODUCTS IN THE COUNTRY .

The money is not in yuan but in the united states Dollars and do not be freezed out with such huge amount of money

We are not what you call "Amazon e-mail scam"and we dont know what you mean by that but these informations are needed to be able to make you the beneficairy of such fund $150,000000(one hundred and fifty million united states dollars)

Please provide me with the details i requested for it will help us a lot as we will be communicatting there in on phone for secrecy and for confidentiality
Sincerely yours
JONAHTAN PETERSON
For ;Hon Funsho Kukpoluko


Well, "Jonahtan" seems to be on the level. Should I take him up on his offer?
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2007-09-11, 3:50 PM #20
Ugh... I think I should send back answers to my spam mail more often.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2007-09-11, 3:54 PM #21
get a skype in phone number, give him the number, record the calls, post here.
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2007-09-11, 3:55 PM #22
That person must enjoy writing those letters, otherwise he wouldn't have bothered to answer. Anybody would have been able to see from your reply what you thought about the legitimacy of the offer. No need to even read between the lines.

Well, he can surely use all the practice he can get in writing English...
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2007-09-11, 6:24 PM #23






幻術
2007-09-12, 1:33 AM #24
You should do what I always do, sign them up for porn newsletters.
2007-09-12, 1:55 AM #25
Originally posted by Koobie:
FUNNIEZ




HAHAHAHA

That **** is genius.
2007-09-12, 3:54 AM #26
hahaha... what show is that?
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2007-09-12, 4:38 AM #27
Fonejacker, it's shown on the E4 channel in Britland
2007-09-12, 5:50 AM #28
Nice videos.
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2007-09-14, 5:35 AM #29
Quote:
SIR

I AM YET TO GET A RESPONSE FROM YOU AND DO INFORM ME IF YOU ARE WILLING AND ABLE TO FACILITATE THIS TRANSACTION ,I NEED YOUR URGENT RESPONSE

THANK YOU
JONATHAN PETERSON
FOR HO FUNSHO KUKPOLUKO


I replied, asking him for a phone number. If I actually get one, I'll find a payphone and call it and let you know what happens.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2007-09-14, 11:43 PM #30
Hey! His name changed since his last email! :psyduck:
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009

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