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Its a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake...

2007-09-13, 4:38 AM #1

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

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So bake me one you monkeys, because tis be my birthday!

23 yeehawld!

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2007-09-13, 5:09 AM #2

Zloc_Vergo

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happy birthday jep.

I had a blog. It sucked.

2007-09-13, 5:20 AM #3

Martyn

The Daddy

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MANSECKS!

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2007-09-13, 5:28 AM #4

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

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2007-09-13, 5:45 AM #5

KOP_AoEJedi

How do I change this?

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*brought the booze*

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2007-09-13, 5:45 AM #6

Muffinman

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Wait I thought you were a lot older than that

2007-09-13, 5:52 AM #7

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

You did? Nay, Muffinman, I'm indeed 23!

Massassi's indeed nearing a decade as I was 13 when I started coming here. Shibby!

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2007-09-13, 5:59 AM #8

Alan

Boneless Chicken Wings

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I slept in on my birthday. Look at you, with your up and at em attitude! That won't get you anywhere in life!

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2007-09-13, 6:33 AM #9

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

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I want pics from Suggie and Milady again v_v

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2007-09-13, 6:50 AM #10

Krokodile

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Happy birthday Jep
you were always the greatest
though you are no Geb

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2007-09-13, 6:53 AM #11

Phantom-Seraph

Of the Opera!

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I take it didn't like the pic I posted for your birthday last year :gbk:

Anyway, happy birthday.

My blawgh.

2007-09-13, 6:55 AM #12

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Originally posted by Phantom-Seraph:

I take it didn't like the pic I posted for your birthday last year :gbk:

Anyway, happy birthday.

I so can't remember. And don't take it bad, I had two good-looking ladies taking pics of themselves with my name on a sheet of paper.

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2007-09-13, 8:19 AM #13

Martyn

The Daddy

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Hang on Jep. *Listens to Richard Cheese*

You're 23 now right? That means nobody likes you.

2007-09-13, 9:17 AM #14

sugarless

Sweet 'n' Low

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Jeppie!

(Sorry, no pics this year I don't think)

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2007-09-13, 9:22 AM #15

Gebohq

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Happy 23rd!

Originally posted by Jep:

I want pics from Suggie and Milady again v_v

Geez, man, quit hoarding them all for yourself! :hist101:

Originally posted by Krokodile:

Happy birthday Jep
you were always the greatest
though you are no Geb

Don't listen to him -- you're the man!
*slips Kroko a $20* :ninja:

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2007-09-13, 9:36 AM #16

Nikumubeki

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2007-09-13, 9:43 AM #17

landfish

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/me removes pants

free(jin);
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2007-09-13, 9:45 AM #18

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

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Happy birthday! :hist101:

2007-09-13, 10:14 AM #19

Achelois

Fat, hairy Italian.

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You're chronologically older, but what about mentally? :v:

Yaeeyy Happy Birthday

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2007-09-13, 10:17 AM #20

Rogue Leader

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Happy birthday! For some reason I always thought you were older then me...

Life is beautiful.

2007-09-13, 11:57 AM #21

Vegiemaster

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...Then you'll have a cake!!! :awesome:

Happy Birthday to the sexiest man here!

*snuggles*

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2007-09-13, 12:19 PM #22

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Originally posted by sugarless5:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Jeppie!

(Sorry, no pics this year I don't think)

fine...

YAY ME!

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2007-09-13, 12:25 PM #23

Vegiemaster

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Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:

2007-09-13, 12:40 PM #24

Vin

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I approve of your Moulin Rouge poster.

Happy BDay.

2007-09-13, 12:47 PM #25

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

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Moulin Rouge was awesome.

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2007-09-13, 1:03 PM #26

fishstickz

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This thread is win.

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2007-09-13, 1:54 PM #27

maevie

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will one girl do instead of two?

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2007-09-13, 4:51 PM #28

sugarless

Sweet 'n' Low

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Damn, I had a ginormous pimple on my forehead then.

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2007-09-13, 4:57 PM #29

genk

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looks like a dent to me

OKAY?

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2007-09-13, 5:07 PM #30

fishstickz

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2007-09-13, 5:10 PM #31

fishstickz

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Now with more hair.

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2007-09-13, 6:18 PM #32

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Originally posted by maevie:

will one girl do instead of two?

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2007-09-13, 6:25 PM #33

Chewbubba

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Originally posted by sugarless5:

Damn, I had a ginormous pimple on my forehead then.

I wouldn't have noticed if you hadn't pointed it out...

Anyhoo,

Happy B-day, Jeppers! And many more!

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2007-09-13, 6:26 PM #34

Commander 598

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Cake < Pie

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2007-09-13, 6:42 PM #35

The MAZZTer

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I've actually been saving this up for the next birthday thread... got the idea while listening to it, suitably enough.

[mp3]http://junk.mzzt.net/05%20-%20Weird%20Al%20-%20Happy%20Birthday.mp3[/mp3]

2007-09-13, 8:00 PM #36

Roach

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"Many years ago today, something grew inside your mother, that thing was you! You! You! You! You! You! Did she scream? Did she cry?..."

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2007-09-13, 8:04 PM #37

Achelois

Fat, hairy Italian.

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Originally posted by Roach:

"Many years ago today, something grew inside your mother, that thing was you! You! You! You! You! You! Did she scream? Did she cry?..."

This is where you yell out "Happy Vagina Day! You popped out of an orifice exactly ____ years ago!" :v:

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2007-09-13, 8:08 PM #38

SavageX378

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Originally posted by Roach:

"Many years ago today, something grew inside your mother, that thing was you! You! You! You! You! You! Did she scream? Did she cry?..."

Yea, she was crying quite a bit while in the shower a few hours after she had sex.

J/k, happy b-day Jep!

The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!

2007-09-13, 8:30 PM #39

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

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2007-09-13, 8:49 PM #40

Commander 598

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DETHKLOK FTW!!!!!!11!

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