Hey there. I'm spending this fine Friday writing a biological treatise, and I'm wondering if you think orbicular jelly is a good phrase for describing eye balls, especially ones recently microwaved?

Eye agree.

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Wow, I've never heard a cornea pun.

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Don't you have a tomato garden to tend to? What are you doing studying biology...

Hahaha money. Thread over, you win.

fix'd, and now you've heard two.

I'm merging my two passions by finding a way to transplant human organs into tomatoes--creating KILLER TOMATOES. I will then cage them and charge admission for viewing, until they escape and eat both white blubbery programmers and black programmers, teaching us that nature is colorblind in its distribution of death.

Thanks, but I don't know if there's a need to say 'thread over' since it ain't likely a thread called 'Orbicular jelly' would ever get more than 9 posts. Well, in a perfect world it would.

That's like the punniest **** ever

that **** is hard to cut, they should make anti-stabbing armour from eyeball outsides.

I thought you were describing eye-boogers.

I once saw that idiot from Man vs. Wild eat a sheep's eye. Apparently it's a good source of nutrition.

He's an idiot though.

Pfft, sheep's head is a delicacy. ROGER MOORE TOLD ME SO.