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I just learned how to make a baby.

2007-09-18, 6:58 AM #1

Alan

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Now you can too, with the help of Nintendo™ characters Mario and Luigi as they explain the mystery surrounding those awkward years of life.

We have ghosts in our testicles

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2007-09-18, 6:59 AM #2

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

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What just happened?

2007-09-18, 7:03 AM #3

Obi_Kwiet

It's Stuart, Martha Stuart

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2007-09-18, 8:12 AM #4

NoESC

CAPTAIN RAINBOWS. lol

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Hmm.

What?

gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT

2007-09-18, 8:32 AM #5

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

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That's vaguely upsetting.

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2007-09-18, 8:40 AM #6

djwguitarman

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"Don't just tell him Luigi, Show Him!"

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2007-09-18, 9:48 AM #7

Darth_Alran

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now i can never look at Mario's mustache the same! :gonk:

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2007-09-18, 10:00 AM #8

Aglar

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I laughed out loud when the sperm was represented with ghosts.

That whole thing was just deeply disturbing/hilarious. I loved Mario's ridiculously Italian stereotype accent contrasted with Luigi's regular voice.

2007-09-18, 10:50 AM #9

Alan

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Originally posted by Aglar:

I laughed out loud when the sperm was represented with ghosts.

Yeah, but you didn't have dreams about ghosts coming out of your penis last night, I'm betting.

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2007-09-18, 11:07 AM #10

Phantom-Seraph

Of the Opera!

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Wow! I want condom boots! :awesome:

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2007-09-18, 12:50 PM #11

happydud

Didn't go boom.

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I... I... I don't know how I should feel.

I do know, however, that I've never seen ANYTHING with more blatant stereotypes.

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2007-09-18, 12:59 PM #12

fishstickz

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Mario sounds like Strongbad.

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2007-09-18, 4:44 PM #13

DrkJedi82

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i rofled at the condom boots

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2007-09-18, 7:02 PM #14

Chewbubba

Corrupting the Nation's Youth.

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Ummmm.... well..... yeah...... okay.... not sure what to say after seeing that...

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