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Conan! What is best in life?
2007-09-18, 9:23 PM #1
“Setting a paving stone on fire, bending over backwards and having it sledgehammered in half — ON MY COCK!”

[http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1276/1402003443_f2e0363f00_o.jpg]

(photo from EnglishRussia, where it had the wonderful caption “Russian army. Advanced level.”)
幻術
2007-09-18, 9:29 PM #2
O_O
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2007-09-18, 9:34 PM #3
:awesome: :awesome:
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2007-09-18, 9:43 PM #4
Whoa. I could be in the advanced level of the Russian army, and I didn't even know it. :v:
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2007-09-18, 10:14 PM #5
actually, its just like this that makes me love that website
[http://englishrussia.com/images/drill_bike/1.jpg]
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2007-09-18, 10:36 PM #6
Ow....?
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2007-09-18, 10:46 PM #7
Russian army is notorious for getting rid of all their penises at some point.
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2007-09-19, 1:10 AM #8
Better a sledgehammer than an AK, though...
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2007-09-19, 2:32 AM #9
WTF

2007-09-19, 4:57 AM #10
Good luck with the fiery concrete babies.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-09-19, 11:36 AM #11
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Russian army is notorious for getting rid of all their penises at some point.


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