Wow. I spent all my money in less than 2 minutes.

09-21-2007 (Fri) Purchased Shares (SPAZ at $21.57) -$647.10
09-21-2007 (Fri) Purchased Shares (TREEFITTY at $2.25) -$225.00
09-21-2007 (Fri) Purchased Shares (MASSASSI at $0.10) -$10.00
09-21-2007 (Fri) Start-up Balance +$1000.00

w00t.



Bank Balance: $135,824,837
Portfolio Value: $188,895,943
Net Worth: $324,720,780

09-21-2007 (Fri) Return (SGTE at $0.08) +$1432000.00
09-21-2007 (Fri) Dividend (JDHIN) +$2340.00
09-21-2007 (Fri) Dividend (ASWIM) +$9000.00
09-21-2007 (Fri) Dividend (PANASONIC) +$100.00
09-21-2007 (Fri) Dividend (ALLTHETIME) +$36800.00
09-21-2007 (Fri) Dividend (TINT) +$18.90
09-21-2007 (Fri) Dividend (LUV) +$2250000.00
09-21-2007 (Fri) Dividend (RANDOM1) +$1474836.47
09-21-2007 (Fri) Dividend (LIFE42) +$3200000.00
09-21-2007 (Fri) Dividend (SGTE) +$1899900.00
09-21-2007 (Fri) Dividend (RUSH) +$40.00
09-21-2007 (Fri) Dividend (GOTTADEAL) +$137.10
09-21-2007 (Fri) Dividend (HALLO) +$1000.01
09-21-2007 (Fri) Dividend (DRGNFORCE) +$43.07
09-21-2007 (Fri) Dividend (MASSASSI) +$1000.01
09-21-2007 (Fri) Dividend (RSMN) +$844.35
09-21-2007 (Fri) Dividend (PRTY) +$78000.00
09-21-2007 (Fri) Dividend (GLOCK) +$1660.02
09-21-2007 (Fri) Dividend (VDKA) +$5.92

Hah, somebody make the real market like this please. I want a million dollars.

massassi stock just skyrocketed...

I just woke up to this. Holycow.

Bank Balance: $1,000,000,000

Portfolio Value: $6,859,361,222

Net Worth: $7,859,361,222

haha, wow
and i thought i was doing good with

Bank Balance: $4,684,676

Portfolio Value: $20,448,895

Net Worth: $25,133,571

I've been paying $662 million windfall taxes. That's what I get for sleeping..I may have lost billions.

it seems i've taken over control of massassi forums...
so i added some more shares.
everybody invest!:hist101:

Transaction Complete. You purchased 11248 shares of MASSASSI for $117991.52


...I wish i bought them when it was CHEAP

massassi stock is booooming

It really is.

Bank Balance: $351,975,508
Portfolio Value: $5,500,068,143
Net Worth: $5,852,043,651

I wish it was this easy to make money in real life

hah, i know
it'd be great

Bank Balance: $310,667,174
Portfolio Value: $477,045,288
Net Worth: $787,712,462

are you TomB?

This tax sucks! I lost $8 billion in taxes and my money capped out at 1 billion.

Yes.

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woohoo 10 thousand million.

Bank Balance: $1,210,822,879

Portfolio Value: $9,307,368,751

Net Worth: $10,518,191,630

LOL. Can anyone say 1300% return in 24 hours?

I'm confused. Why the hell was there a dividend, like, every 60 minutes? Holy ****.

We are now more expensive than Anandtech!

..they have tons more shares, but whatever..

haha yessss
we're awesome.

http://www.thotmarket.com/thot.php?id=MTM4OTMwNjguMTY=
http://www.thotmarket.com/thot.php?id=MTY0NDQ0MTguNjQ=

i think these two have potential to turn around some cash...

haha, one of the thots i created at 0.00 is now worth $147.18 and is third on the list. When I get the divided from it it maxes out my money in one go.

i bought... ten shares.

I bought stock in massassi and 4chan.

I don't really get it.

It'd be better if it used google trends.

maybe it should use real stocks and update them according to real world values? Or would that suck?

There's already simulators that do that.

And they shouldn't allow people to make two thots that link to the same place...