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Hey I don't know what to put here just click the thread cool
2007-09-21, 5:30 PM #1
Hey folks I some girl advice (finally I've given in, I know I know roflmao). Ok, here's the deal. Me + my girl. Our 3 month anniversary is coming up and I want to get her something special. I spent hours racking my mind for ideas, and until I suddenly came upon The Special Thing while I was chillackzing watching MIXED MARTIAL ARTS. Man bro dude I was blown away. What I saw before my very pupils wass a Fathead of the Undertaker, the greatest wrrestler ever. So, a Fathead is big poster in case you dont know, which means it was a big poster of UNDERTAKER. Here's the picture of the poster.

[http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/3839/fyeahsl8.gif]

So should I get this for here??????? I mean, she likes wrestling probably, I never asked her, so she'll probably like it. Anyway since this is a Dem ocr acy how about some VOTING then?????? YEAH ****
2007-09-21, 5:33 PM #2
A poster of the Undertaker?

Okay...
2007-09-21, 5:33 PM #3
N..no?
omnia mea mecum porto
2007-09-21, 5:35 PM #4
So awesome. Can I be your girlfriend so you'll buy me one?

o.0
2007-09-21, 6:26 PM #5
Me too. I don't care if you're cheating on me with Greenboy.
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2007-09-21, 6:45 PM #6
Wellll let's face facts; a life-size cardboard cutout would be better.
Stuff
2007-09-21, 7:33 PM #7
At this point, you can't not give it to her. I need to see how this turns out.
2007-09-21, 8:14 PM #8
Are you trying to give her a gift that she probably will reject and you yourself will keep which is your cynical plan?
Nothing to see here, move along.
2007-09-21, 8:48 PM #9
If all else fails. You could always make yourself look like that for her. Going through the effort to build yourself physically to that point, and find cloths like that in a local store would surely impress her.

:tinfoil:
My blawgh.
2007-09-21, 9:38 PM #10
That guy looks like an idiot. It comforts me to know that that just a show he puts on to impress people who thinks its real, but he's still an idiot.
2007-09-21, 9:49 PM #11
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
That guy looks like an idiot. It comforts me to know that that just a show he puts on to impress people who thinks its real, but he's still an idiot.


While I do fancy the outfit, The coat, the gloves, the hat and the boots, those pants and the whole shirtless thing is... well... not my taste.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2007-09-21, 10:10 PM #12
The 3 month mark needs to be commemorated? Dear lord, and I thought 6 months would be a little much. Maybe this is part of the reason for why my relationships fizzle quickly.

Anyway, I voted NO, but I retract that. Since it's your 3 month, you should get her 3 of them.
2007-09-22, 12:48 AM #13
Who can say no to a company with such awesome commercials?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0U-z0qHv4s
Pissed Off?
2007-09-22, 12:49 AM #14
Do what must be done.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2007-09-22, 1:01 AM #15
Originally posted by Gilgamesh85:
The 3 month mark needs to be commemorated? Dear lord, and I thought 6 months would be a little much. Maybe this is part of the reason for why my relationships fizzle quickly.

Anyway, I voted NO, but I retract that. Since it's your 3 month, you should get her 3 of them.


I didn't even know when my relationship started. I don't think it matters that much. Then again, my girlfriend broke up with me almost exactly a year after I met her. >______>

o.0
2007-09-22, 1:28 AM #16
Wait wait wait wait wait....

when did the undertaker stop wearing white face paint?
2007-09-22, 3:18 AM #17
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Do what must be done.

Do not hesitate.
Sorry for the lousy German
2007-09-22, 5:26 AM #18
girls love stuff like this. if you give it to her, she'll be all over you like beans on rice.
:master::master::master:
2007-09-22, 5:27 AM #19
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Do what must be done.


Originally posted by Impi:
Do not hesitate.


Show no mercy.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2007-09-22, 5:33 AM #20
get a one with a negro wrestler it will make her crotch empowered
2007-09-22, 5:33 AM #21
Originally posted by DEFINOTELY NOT SPE:
get a one with a negro wrestler it will make her crotch empowered


also do girls have a crotch?
2007-09-22, 6:22 AM #22
[http://www.cs.rit.edu/~cmd2803/walrus.jpg]

Nothing turns a woman on like the seductive image of the walrus.
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2007-09-22, 7:01 AM #23
DO IT
2007-09-22, 8:31 AM #24
It's a terrible idea. Do it.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2007-09-22, 8:45 AM #25
The Undertaker is probably like the coolest wrestler ever. There's no way this could fail.
"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."
2007-09-22, 12:33 PM #26
Originally posted by DEFINOTELY NOT SPE:
get a one with a negro wrestler it will make her crotch empowered


I thought the word negro was bad now.
2007-09-22, 3:23 PM #27
Don't just give her the poster. Hang it on the ceiling over the bed in which you make love.
Why do the heathens rage behind the firehouse?
2007-09-22, 3:33 PM #28
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
I thought the word negro was bad now.

Hmmm, you may want to inform the UNCF eh?
omnia mea mecum porto
2007-09-22, 3:59 PM #29
Yeah, and the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People. I love how words that are now considered border line racist are actually in a lot of organizations to help that particular minority.
2007-09-23, 10:09 AM #30
eh.. sounds like a pretty stupid gift to me.. Especially based on what you've said about her so far...

"I mean, she likes wrestling probably, I never asked her, so she'll probably like it."

Now.. if she was some hardcore wrestling fan, then by all means.. But in the three months that you've dated her you've "never asked her" which means the situation hasn't come up which means she hasn't brought it up, which means she's probably not that into wrestling (that being the default position for women).

But anyway, you probably know her better than me (I would hope) so maybe it's not such a bad idea, if you really think she'd like it.

But remember.. You can never go wrong with nice jewelery... (no gold, though.. Sterling Silver)
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2007-09-23, 10:32 AM #31
gold is ugly.
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2007-09-23, 11:00 AM #32
Agreed. Nobody should ever wear yellow gold.
2007-09-23, 11:02 AM #33
look at dat poster
2007-09-23, 1:23 PM #34
In return do you think she'll get you a My Little Ponies poster? You can only hope, right? :awesome:
My blawgh.
2007-09-24, 12:10 AM #35
dude no get her a gunrack

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