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Do you like the smell of money?
2004-07-28, 9:11 AM #1
Well, I know some people (I met one today) who find the smell from dollar bills (not the coins though) energizing and somewhat nice while others find it disgusting and/or unimportant. Others might, I assume, like the smell of having something valuable.

If you had to take a whiff of dollar bills, what do you think? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/confused.gif]

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2004-07-28, 9:14 AM #2
Hmm. Smells like my wallet.

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2004-07-28, 9:15 AM #3
The only dollar bill I have smells like paper.

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2004-07-28, 9:20 AM #4
I don't know about the smell, but i sure do like the things i can do with a dollar! Liek put it next to 999 of its friends and buy something nice.

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2004-07-28, 9:30 AM #5
The smell of money makes me happy.

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2004-07-28, 9:35 AM #6
Perhaps it's because the notes have been used to roll cocaine.
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2004-07-28, 9:42 AM #7
I enjoy the smell of new money (freshly printed money). It smells like new books, etc.
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2004-07-28, 9:44 AM #8
I don't really go around smelling money

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2004-07-28, 9:49 AM #9
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Avenger:
I don't really go around smelling money</font>


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2004-07-28, 10:03 AM #10
smells nasty

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2004-07-28, 10:35 AM #11
Mmmmmmmm, Smells like poverty!

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2004-07-28, 10:39 AM #12
Unlike dollars, Sterling doesn't smell. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-07-28, 10:41 AM #13
Money smells like middle-aged women's bras. What a coincidence.

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2004-07-28, 12:40 PM #14
If you knew what i do with your dollars you wouldn't want to smell them!
(not to be taken seriously)

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2004-07-28, 1:14 PM #15
*smells mouldy 2p from bottom of shoe

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2004-07-28, 1:18 PM #16
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Mort-Hog:
Perhaps it's because the notes have been used to roll cocaine.</font>


Those are my favorite

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2004-07-28, 1:23 PM #17
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Mort-Hog:
Perhaps it's because the notes have been used to roll cocaine.</font>


very true. I heard somewhere that most $10 and $20 dollar bills are tainted with coke. Trace ammounts, though-- not anywhere near high enough to get high off of.



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2004-07-28, 1:50 PM #18
It's the smell of victory!

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2004-07-28, 1:54 PM #19
My money smells of duct tape, which is what I constructed my wallet out of. I derive pleasure out of duct tape, so I suppose I like the smell of money.

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2004-07-28, 2:02 PM #20
It stinks.

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2004-07-28, 2:08 PM #21
Smells like dyed cotton touched by the nasty hands of thousands of Americans. Go figure.

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2004-07-28, 2:17 PM #22
my money smells like a combination of strippers (both male and female), pocket lint, leather, sweat, i think i even smell a bit of gasoline.. maybe this dollar was dropped at a gas station...

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2004-07-28, 2:17 PM #23
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DogSRoOL:
Money smells like middle-aged women's bras. What a coincidence.

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2004-07-28, 2:23 PM #24
$100 bills smell a lot nicer.
2004-07-28, 2:26 PM #25
Mmm. I love that smell. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-07-28, 4:36 PM #26
Money is filthy, if you dont believe me work a job where you handle a lot of it like I do. My hands come home black most days, purely from counting about 10 registers worth of money. I'd recommend keeping that stuff away from your nose and other orifices.

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