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I just realized something...

2007-09-24, 7:25 PM #1

JediKirby

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Jesus probably believed in Zeus.

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2007-09-24, 7:26 PM #2

Spook

-eeeee

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Wait what?

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2007-09-24, 7:27 PM #3

SAJN

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Think while it's still legal.

2007-09-24, 7:30 PM #4

Ford

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...dude he was a jew.

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2007-09-24, 7:31 PM #5

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Kirby needs more :hist101:

[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

2007-09-24, 7:34 PM #6

JediKirby

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I know he was born Jewish. But growing up in Roman rule, I'll bet he just up-and-converted to avoid punishme-I mean persecution.

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2007-09-24, 7:37 PM #7

Spook

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Originally posted by JediKirby:

I know he was born Jewish. But growing up in Roman rule, I'll bet he just up-and-converted to avoid punishme-I mean persecution.

...dude he was a jewish rabbi.

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2007-09-24, 7:37 PM #8

Greenboy

No they aren't!

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I prefer Odin.

o.0

2007-09-24, 7:39 PM #9

Wookie06

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Thirteenth Colony?

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2007-09-24, 7:39 PM #10

JediKirby

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I won't let you ruin this for me, Spook. The thought of Jesus using "Son of Zeus" as an expletive is not something you can take away!

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2007-09-24, 7:40 PM #11

Vin

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Jesus was a good jew.

2007-09-24, 7:40 PM #12

SAJN

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He was totally Italian. Rome? Think about it. Duh. :eng101:

Think while it's still legal.

2007-09-24, 7:41 PM #13

Spook

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Originally posted by JediKirby:

I won't let you ruin this for me, Spook. The thought of Jesus using "Son of Zeus" as an expletive is not something you can take away!

Jesus=Heracles?

Profundity abounds right there. Haha, I now side with the kirbs. :colbert:

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2007-09-24, 7:43 PM #14

JediKirby

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That's the spirit, Spook!

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2007-09-24, 7:48 PM #15

Spook

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Originally posted by JediKirby:

That's the spirit, Spook!

facepalm

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2007-09-24, 8:22 PM #16

Rob

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Romans didn't believe in Zeus.

You're thinking Jupiter.

Roman Mythology != Greek Mythology. (That is a stretch, but really, they are sorta different)

Go back in time and pay more attention in ninth grade history.

2007-09-24, 8:32 PM #17

JediKirby

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Son of Jupiter doesn't have a ring. Besides, they thought Pluto was a celestial body. How 2000 of them?

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2007-09-24, 8:32 PM #18

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

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Romans still didn't believe in zeus.

2007-09-24, 8:36 PM #19

JediKirby

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Killjoy.

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2007-09-24, 8:37 PM #20

Rob

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You're the one that didn't pay attention in school. :argh:

2007-09-24, 8:39 PM #21

JediKirby

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I helped a family friend and professor teach a class on Greek mythology. I'm just trying to enjoy my religious wit. I won't let a little thing like the Roman name changing game ruin my fun.

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2007-09-24, 8:41 PM #22

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

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That wasn't exactly wit as much as it was..

You know...

Should have paid attention in school.

2007-09-24, 8:42 PM #23

stat

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You seriously don't know very much about ancient Palestine, ancient Jews or the Eastern portion of the Roman Empire, or the religions thereof. Not very many people do, instead preferring to make baseless claims.

But, OMG, thanks for trying to shake things up!

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2007-09-25, 4:08 AM #24

NoESC

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this thread is fail

gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT

2007-09-25, 5:42 AM #25

KOP_AoEJedi

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someone please bring back the religious forum... these posts make me cringe

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2007-09-25, 6:49 AM #26

Jay

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Jesus was also Buddhist.

2007-09-25, 8:24 AM #27

Vin

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I thought Jesus was an avatar of Vishnu...

2007-09-25, 9:49 AM #28

Jon`C

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well, this thread is retarded from start until finish so i might as well

helldump2k

2007-09-25, 10:21 AM #29

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2007-09-25, 2:16 PM #30

JediKirby

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This thread is not an attempt to claim Jesus is a Hellenist or to even make a profound statement. I was having fun :gbk:

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2007-09-25, 2:17 PM #31

Rob

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Your fun is stupid.

2007-09-25, 2:29 PM #32

Spook

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Originally posted by Rob:

Your fun is stupid.

At least he's not a cardboard slinger for a living!

You, you, cardboard slinger!

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2007-09-25, 2:37 PM #33

Rob

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I don't sling cardboard.

I sling aluminum and lexan! SOMETIMES FIBERGLASS!

AND SOMETIMES I EVEN CLIMB A FEW LADDERS AND WORK THE HYDRAULICS THAT CLOSE CARGO DOORS. YEAH

2007-09-25, 2:38 PM #34

Spook

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Originally posted by Rob:

I don't sling cardboard.

I sling aluminum and lexan! SOMETIMES FIBERGLASS!

AND SOMETIMES I EVEN CLIMB A FEW LADDERS AND WORK THE HYDRAULICS THAT CLOSE CARGO DOORS. YEAH

Oh snap now we're getting into specialty ****...

damn :colbert:

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2007-09-25, 2:56 PM #35

JediKirby

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Son of Zeus! Settle down you two.

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2007-09-25, 9:23 PM #36

Rob

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Originally posted by Spook:

Oh snap now we're getting into specialty ****...

damn :colbert:

Better than digging holes in the sand.