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I just realized something...
2007-09-26, 8:02 AM #1
Jesus was a Jew.
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2007-09-26, 8:11 AM #2
:tfti:
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2007-09-26, 8:32 AM #3
Jesus wasn't a Jew, hell, he wasn't even human! Claiming that would be heresy!

In fact, Jesus's Divine nature made Christianity good. However, when this Jew called Paul got his hands on to it and started writing up stuff, the results were some of the most devastating things humanity has ever faced (Inquisition, Crusades, etc.).

Thus making post-Jesus Christianity the greatest Jewish conspiracy of them all... a dastardly and yet so efficient plan, I wish I would have made it up before him! :argh:
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2007-09-26, 8:34 AM #4
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Jesus wasn't a Jew, hell, he wasn't even human!


Indeed, he was a freaking giraffe.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-09-26, 9:05 AM #5
i suddenly miss tofu...
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2007-09-26, 9:54 AM #6
Go to burger king, I hear they got great tofuburgers.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-09-26, 9:56 AM #7
Originally posted by Jep:
Go to burger king, I hear they got great tofuburgers.


tofu sucks

also
/me removes pants
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2007-09-26, 10:08 AM #8
LIES AND SLANDER
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2007-09-26, 10:16 AM #9
Jesus was a Jew?! Next you'll be telling me he wasn't a white guy!
Stuff
2007-09-26, 10:20 AM #10
Originally posted by kyle90:
Jesus was a Jew?! Next you'll be telling me he wasn't a white guy!


You mean he had an olive complexion?

ye god(s)!
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2007-09-26, 12:02 PM #11
Yes. Yes he was.
2007-09-26, 12:36 PM #12
Originally posted by NoESC:
Jesus was a Jew.


No, Jesus was black, foo! You betta recognize, mutha@#$%^!
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2007-09-26, 2:06 PM #13
I hate you.
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2007-09-26, 3:17 PM #14
Originally posted by JediKirby:
I hate you.


Epstein didn't kill himself.
2007-09-26, 6:43 PM #15
THAT'S LIBEL!

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