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Seagull steals Doritos
2007-09-27, 2:24 PM #1
Hahaha, this is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.
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2007-09-27, 2:32 PM #2
I really don't quite know what to say.

Funny though.
2007-09-27, 2:43 PM #3
That's a smart bird.
Pissed Off?
2007-09-27, 2:48 PM #4
I like how he's all casual like minding his own business when he walks in and then bam nabs the bag and GTFO:s.
VTEC just kicked in, yo!
2007-09-27, 2:51 PM #5
whats with the giant Mr. Yuck
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2007-09-27, 2:59 PM #6
Don't link images from other people's sites.

Also, AWESOME! He totally knows that he's stealing too.
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2007-09-27, 3:01 PM #7
See, even birds in scotland are awesome/criminals.
nope.
2007-09-27, 3:02 PM #8
You are an entire bag of Doritos? I'm not even upset, that's amazing.
2007-09-27, 3:10 PM #9
He could have at least pooped in the refrigerator.
nope.
2007-09-27, 4:01 PM #10
That is the most brilliant bird in the Western hemisphere.
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2007-09-27, 4:14 PM #11
I was hoping it was a video of Jaiph arrested.
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2007-09-27, 6:26 PM #12
Doritos is so going use this as a viral campaign

"Doritos, The snack of choice for theiving seagulls"
2007-09-27, 6:38 PM #13
He should be arrested.
2007-09-27, 6:46 PM #14
Originally posted by Chewbubba:
That is the most brilliant bird in the Western hemisphere.


:confused:

Quote:
A seagull in Scotland has developed
2007-09-27, 6:47 PM #15
I don't get what makes one hemisphere west and the other east.
2007-09-27, 6:49 PM #16
The prime meridian.

my mistake, it seems scotland is indeed in the western hemisphere.

also known as the good hemisphere.
2007-09-27, 7:15 PM #17
Wow.
2007-09-28, 1:27 AM #18
Mine!
Sorry for the lousy German
2007-09-28, 1:44 AM #19
MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE

NAAAAAAAAAHHHH SHUUUDDAAAAPPP!!!
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2007-09-28, 2:09 AM #20
Originally posted by Jon`C:
The prime meridian.

my mistake, it seems scotland is indeed in the western hemisphere.

also known as the good hemisphere.

Wow, that means my hometown is 3 miles into the bad hemisphere. Does that make me a commie now?

As for birds, this summer while waiting for a train in Sarajevo, we watched this one crow manage to hammer a can for long enough to make it split a little and get to whatever sauce was inside. Pretty impressive for a bird.
2007-09-28, 2:38 AM #21
I saw a documentary about a bird that would wait for the trafic light to turn red, place a nut on the road and let the cars do the work of opening it.
Sorry for the lousy German
2007-09-28, 5:55 AM #22
At one of the stores in my town there is a crow who sit outside the door waiting. When some one walks up the automatic door opens and it flys to the next doot and sit and waits for it to open. Once its heads straight for the seating area next to the deli and eats crumbs and begs for food. When its full it goes back to the door and waits to be let out.
2007-09-28, 6:50 AM #23
Yea man birds are friggin smart. I've heard stories of crazy stuff like this before.

At this resort next to my house this bird in the office talks to customers. It escaped once and ended up like 25 miles away, living with some foreigners for a while. It came back with an accent lol. (Nothing to do with intelligence really but a funny bird story)
2007-09-28, 8:22 AM #24
I heard birds have X-Ray vision and can melt solid steel with their eyes.
2007-09-28, 9:15 AM #25
this is why dinosaurs ruled the earth
2007-09-28, 9:53 AM #26
On one show I saw a raven that would wait for ice fishermen to leave and then pull up their line and steal the fish.
Why do the heathens rage behind the firehouse?
2007-09-28, 10:20 AM #27
Originally posted by Impi:
I saw a documentary about a bird that would wait for the trafic light to turn red, place a nut on the road and let the cars do the work of opening it.


Yeah I saw that too. It was on crows

It was on YouTube somewhere
2007-09-28, 10:37 AM #28
Originally posted by TheCarpKing:
On one show I saw a raven that would wait for ice fishermen to leave and then pull up their line and steal the fish.


Ravens are like one of the smartest birds, I think.
They can correlate their speech to actions or questions. Make tools and stuff. Etc
2007-09-28, 11:53 AM #29
Also awesome was one documentary about how humans and animals live together and they showed a fisherman who used birds to catch fish.
Sorry for the lousy German
2007-09-28, 10:13 PM #30
Wow that video had me laughing harder than I've laughed in a long time. Thanks for that.
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