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Dear Internets:
2007-10-04, 7:23 AM #1
To: Undisclosed-Recipient:;
Subject: Fw: I M P O R T A N T W A R N I NG ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !





Anyone-using Internet mail such as Yahoo, Hotmail, AOL and so on.

This information arrived this morning, Direct from both Microsoft and Norton.


Please send it to everybody you know who has access to the Internet.

You may receive an apparently harmless e-mail with a Power Point
presentation ' Life is Beautiful'
If you receive it DO NOT OPEN THE FILE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, and
delete it immediately.

If you open this file, a message will appear on your screen saying:
'It is too late now, your life is no longer beautiful.'

Subsequently you will LOSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC, And the person who
sent it to you will gain access to your name, e-mail and password.

This is a new virus which started to circulate on Saturday afternoon.
AOL has already confirmed the severity, and the anti virus software's are not capable of destroyin it.

The virus has been created by a hacker who calls himself 'life owner'.

PLEASE SEND A COPY OF THIS E-MAIL TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS,

And ask them to
PASS IT ON IMMEDIATELY!



THIS HAS BEEN CONFIRMED BY SNOPES!




Gyuz b careful on the internets. Life ownr is a hacker! he might get your garbage file!:colbert:
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2007-10-04, 7:32 AM #2
oh noz!
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2007-10-04, 8:26 AM #3
No wai!
Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:
2007-10-04, 8:30 AM #4
I guess I'll have to update my standards of not clicking on random attachments from people I don't know to include powerpoint...oh wait I already do that...
<Rob> This is internet.
<Rob> Nothing costs money if I don't want it to.
2007-10-04, 8:45 AM #5
I use OpenOffice.

2007-10-04, 8:50 AM #6
Why perpetuate?
2007-10-04, 8:59 AM #7
HOLY SHOOT. ABANDON SHIP! LEAVE THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN BEHIND! THEY'LL MAKE GOOD DECOY! PUT ON YOUR BIOSUITS! PUT ON YOUR PANTS! PULL OUT THE NEEDLES.

TONIGHT WE FIGHT ZE VIRUS!
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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-10-04, 9:03 AM #8
*ackbar* ITS A TRAP!!!
Quote Originally Posted by FastGamerr
"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"
2007-10-04, 9:23 AM #9
OUR SOFTWARE CAN'T REPEL VIRUSES OF THAT MAGNITUDE!
[/ackbar]
2007-10-04, 9:36 AM #10
Originally posted by Molgrew:
Why perpetuate?

.
2007-10-04, 10:03 AM #11
Oh shi-

AOL HAS CONFIRMED THE SEVERITY
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2007-10-04, 10:08 AM #12
Would be nice if today's malware were as destructive as this one is supposed to be. Would make the idiots think more.

Ah, scratch that, it's today's idiots that will forward this message and think that every virus, worm, whatever out there was only built to destroy their computer.
Sorry for the lousy German
2007-10-04, 10:10 AM #13
Originally posted by Molgrew:
Why perpetuate?


.
2007-10-04, 10:18 AM #14
EATMYFUN!
2007-10-04, 10:39 AM #15
Yeah AOL has confirmed that its nasty...

You mean AOL Users fell for something obvious?

Like thats not ever happened before
2007-10-04, 10:48 AM #16
oh noes my anti virus software's
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2007-10-04, 12:29 PM #17
Crap guys I think they found the garbage file!

Why oh why did I make my password "God"!!?!?

If I had gotten here sooner, I could have locked him out of the account via remapping the DHCP PHP services to the Internal Firewall NAT using my IPv6 28.8kbps modem. Maybe I should start riding a skateboard to decrease my in-building work commute.
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2007-10-04, 12:30 PM #18
isn't AOL a virus?
error; function{getsig} returns 'null'
2007-10-04, 1:12 PM #19
Originally posted by The_Reafis:
You mean AOL Users fell for something obvious?

Like thats not ever happened before


I agree. They signed up for AOL after all.
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2007-10-04, 1:37 PM #20
Originally posted by happydud:
Crap guys I think they found the garbage file!

Why oh why did I make my password "God"!!?!?

If I had gotten here sooner, I could have locked him out of the account via remapping the DHCP PHP services to the Internal Firewall NAT using my IPv6 28.8kbps modem. Maybe I should start riding a skateboard to decrease my in-building work commute.


Fact: A IPv6 28.8k modem would be the coolest thing ever.
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2007-10-04, 1:50 PM #21
Originally posted by fishstickz:
Fact: A IPv6 28.8k modem would be the coolest thing ever.

:downs: -> :v: ->:suicide:
Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:
2007-10-04, 5:12 PM #22
Gotta love those VBA macros.

</sarcasm>
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2007-10-04, 5:51 PM #23
:tfti:
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2007-10-04, 9:40 PM #24
Originally posted by happydud:
Crap guys I think they found the garbage file!

Why oh why did I make my password "God"!!?!?

If I had gotten here sooner, I could have locked him out of the account via remapping the DHCP PHP services to the Internal Firewall NAT using my IPv6 28.8kbps modem. Maybe I should start riding a skateboard to decrease my in-building work commute.

no no! inline skates! who needs shoes.
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2007-10-04, 9:58 PM #25
Originally posted by happydud:
Crap guys I think they found the garbage file!

Why oh why did I make my password "God"!!?!?

If I had gotten here sooner, I could have locked him out of the account via remapping the DHCP PHP services to the Internal Firewall NAT using my IPv6 28.8kbps modem. Maybe I should start riding a skateboard to decrease my in-building work commute.


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