This is really weird. A friend of my roomates made this video called 'my new haircut' a while ago. A month ago my roomate showed me the video on youtube, it had about 100 views. We showed the rest of our suitemates, and it became a sort of inside joke on our floor. We'd run around yelling 'F***ing skanks!' , 'Jagger bombs!', and 'Not now chief...I'm in the f***ing zone.' Last week I'm at lunch and I hear two random kids behind me talking about the video and I think 'wow that spread around campus fast!' then later that week I go home to visit the family and my brother had seen the video too. So today I get curious and I go on youtube... 1,700,000 views 0_o. Holy crap.

90% of you will not get this video. You will find it un-funny. This is for the other 10% of you. I'm not sure if this is a huge video anywhere else in the country, but it seems to be spreading around New England pretty fast. (All thanks to my amazing and totally better than yours college, you may now indulge in a video about Guido's and how awesome they are.)


HARSH LANGUAGE WARNING

[Edit: I'm going to post for Rob before he posts for himself.

"I thought this thread was going to be about how you finally decided to shave off that disgusting greasy muff from the top of your head. Looks like I was wrong. Also, the video sucks, just like you and your college trying once again to be famous on the internet!"]

I hate this video mostly because that describes 90% of my high school.

Also I should ban you for that

The Stig is weak.

This comment made me hate you and the video right away. You didn't even give me a chance to like it. You made me hate it before I even saw it. Nice job.

Completely unfunny.

Poop.

Also I hate the terribly stolen joke from Wedding Crashers.

I laughed...

I mean: CUT YOUR HAIR.

Hahaha, it's so true.

I feel negative vibes from this page.

Kinda lol. "Not now chief. I'm in the ****in' zone."

I'm waiting for Rob's post.

Protip: Being :emo: on these forums isn't a good thing. Rob's sole purpose in life is to bug people over the internet. The internet. He works at UPS lifting heavy **** for probably something close to min wage. You're at least making an attempt to be better than that. Seriously. You being all :emo: about this **** is just reaffirming the fact that he's better than you. And if you want to take something else away. I've seen far more photographs of you around females than I've seen of him.

Moral of this post: Why the **** can I not get drunk enough tonight??

Because it's Thursday.

JediGandalf is sharing a drink called loneliness..but it's better than drinking alone..

haha... I watched this with my roommate last night. It was pretty bad, but in the video's defense, I did say "Jager bomb" several times over the course of the evening later.

It's not funny because you shouldn't joke about these poor "people".

Eh that sucked. And the concept of jägerbombs sucks. And you suck. And kirby, grow up.

Pretty much sucked but the bloke pissed me of after he started using the word "grind".

This thread does not deliver.

That acctualy reminded me of one of my roommates.
Alot.

Man I wish he'd move out.

That reminds me of a guy I worked with up in NH.

****ing toolbox I swear to christ.

Did anyone else read it like this?

I watched the video with an open mind thinking I'd be the 10% that would find it funny as I find everything funny. I'll laugh at a blank wall because I'll somehow find it entertaining. I'm sorry to say that a blank wall was more entertaining than this. Although, I did smile a little when he said "Not now chief...I'm in the f***ing zone."

Well it's definitely a northeastern thing more than any other part of the country--if you're from the area you get it a lot better.

Yeah, the "Not now chief, I'm in the ****ing zone!" bit was pretty good.

I kept waiting for the funny but it never came.