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Jaiph's Reward
2004-07-27, 1:15 PM #1
Everyone please give Jaiph a cookie.

[http://www.badcookie.com/cookie.gif]

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2004-07-27, 1:15 PM #2
That's going to be a lot of cookies [http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif]

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2004-07-27, 1:16 PM #3
[http://www.freespiritemporium.com/tj0011.jpg]

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2004-07-27, 1:19 PM #4
[http://www.geektimes.com/michael/site/archive/2003/02/images/cookie-monster.jpg]

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I can't think of anything to put here right now.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-07-27, 1:22 PM #5
[http://misc.nmgoh.com/Image1.jpg]

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<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
<jipe> .. yes, Ubuu, we're racist commy nazi jews, and we hate male pattern baldness
<Professor`K> Sorry, but half-way through your logic, my head exploded
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2004-07-27, 1:31 PM #6
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Wolfy:
[http://misc.nmgoh.com/Image1.jpg]
</font>


Those look like hardtack...

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0 of 14.
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2004-07-27, 1:39 PM #7
[http://muse.linuxmafia.org/lost+found/fortune_cookie.jpg]

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2004-07-27, 2:02 PM #8
Mmmmmmmm keep 'em coming.

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2004-07-27, 2:16 PM #9
HOW COME JAIPH GETS A COOKIE?!!

Anyways, here's my special batch for you Jaiph, made by my very own hands (so in that case, be careful)

[http://www.me.umn.edu/~woo/images/cookies.gif]

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2004-07-27, 2:18 PM #10
Whenever you read a fortune cookie fortune, add 'in bed' after it. You'll never think of them as the same happy little innocent slips of paper...
DO NOT WANT.
2004-07-27, 2:19 PM #11
[http://food.oregonstate.edu/images/baked_products/cookies/cookie9.jpg]

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Think while it's still legal.
2004-07-27, 2:20 PM #12
that wasnt chicken... in bed, nope it doesnt fit

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nope.
2004-07-27, 2:34 PM #13
[http://www.allgifts.us/images/cookie-basket.gif]

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I have a signature.
I have a signature.
2004-07-27, 2:36 PM #14
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2004-07-27, 2:37 PM #15
WTF is this for?

I'll give him one for banning a certain someone though.

[http://twiggs.org/images/761-chocolate-dipped-peanut-butter-cookie.jpg]

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D E A T H
2004-07-27, 2:40 PM #16
DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! Now I'm freaking craving cookies now! You... Assbastards!

-- SavageX

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2004-07-27, 2:40 PM #17
Who?

And why the hell is Brian's cookie glowing?! I sure as hell wouldn't eat it!

[And for those that don't know, this is because Jaiph guessed the 'secret' smiley Brian added.]

Instead of a cookie, I give you one of the many catloaves you can get by clicking the link in my signature.

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Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
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2004-07-27, 2:41 PM #18
I see. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif] ?

AHAH! I KNOW IT!

I am a god among men.

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There is no signature

[This message has been edited by Dj Yoshi (edited July 27, 2004).]
D E A T H
2004-07-27, 2:43 PM #19
We can say the A.B. word again!? Yay!

Hopefully, certain people won't abuse it again. *coughimsoshortcough*

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For a healty meal, eat mashed potatoes, peas, and catloaf.
cuttin' into my free time, man."

Valuable Life Lesson: Frog + Potato Gun = Blindness
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-07-27, 2:56 PM #20
I think Wolfy got it last night in that other forum...

" [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]"

I guess that makes a few of us "gods."

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[This message has been edited by Roach (edited July 27, 2004).]
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2004-07-27, 2:56 PM #21
[http://www.gct.org/images/introduced%20dog.jpg]

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2004-07-27, 3:07 PM #22
[http://garylapointe.com/blog/images/digcook.jpg]

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2004-07-27, 3:27 PM #23
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Boco:
that wasnt chicken... in bed, nope it doesnt fit

</font>



Uh huh... Not that one, anyways. I once got one that said 'Good things are being said about you'... 'in bed'. See? Have a nice day! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

...in bed.
DO NOT WANT.
2004-07-27, 3:45 PM #24
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Boco:
that wasnt chicken... in bed, nope it doesnt fit</font>
Or does it?

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Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-07-27, 3:48 PM #25
[No pr0n links, please]

[This message has been edited by mscbuck (edited July 27, 2004).]
2004-07-27, 6:06 PM #26
Set-cookie: reward=For Jaiph;
2004-07-27, 6:15 PM #27
That sign in the bathroom about washing your hands, thats only for employees right?...Good.

Oh yeah and here I made this for you Jaiph..I even mashed the dough by hand.

[http://www.plonsey.com/plonsey/gif/plonsey-cookie.gif]

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Think while it's still legal.
2004-07-27, 6:18 PM #28
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Zell:
Whenever you read a fortune cookie fortune, add 'in bed' after it. You'll never think of them as the same happy little innocent slips of paper...</font>


My friends think they came up with that. I tried to tell them that they didn't, but they truly believe that they did. They probably heard it somewhere else and forgot.

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2004-07-27, 6:21 PM #29
Here's some cookies along with a nice Wang Pump:

[http://www.miraclegrillinc.com/cat-pubimages/power%20cookie%20press%20CAT.jpg]

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2004-07-27, 6:23 PM #30
Does anyone think about 56Kers?! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-07-27, 7:05 PM #31
Eh?....

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2004-07-27, 7:09 PM #32
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Roach:
Those look like hardtack...</font>


It's what I got when I searched "australian cookie." I just wanted to make sure Jaiph got a cookie he was hopefully familiar with.

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<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
<jipe> .. yes, Ubuu, we're racist commy nazi jews, and we hate male pattern baldness
<Professor`K> Sorry, but half-way through your logic, my head exploded
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-07-27, 7:14 PM #33
Australian cookie = Anzac or Tim Tam.

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2004-07-27, 7:15 PM #34
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Chaz Ghostle:
My friends think they came up with that. I tried to tell them that they didn't, but they truly believe that they did. They probably heard it somewhere else and forgot.

</font>


I've only read one fortune.

"He who doesn't wear a mouthguard eats applesauce for lunch" ...in bed.

See? It doesn't work. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-07-27, 7:34 PM #35
OH NO!!! Everyone forgot to tell Jaiph to enable cookies in his browser! He'll never see them if he doesn't!!! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-07-27, 7:56 PM #36
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Spork:
Australian cookie = Anzac or Tim Tam.

</font>


Tim Tam please, with some hot chocolate for dipping.

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2004-07-27, 8:10 PM #37
Dipping? Bite a corner off each end and then suck the hot chocolate through, that's how to eat a Tim Tam [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-07-27, 8:19 PM #38
[http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/art/news/lifestyles/links/turban_sikh.jpg]

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2004-07-28, 4:39 AM #39
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Delphian:
Does anyone think about 56Kers?! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

</font>


What are those?

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2004-07-28, 5:56 AM #40
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Because cookies are for losers. Real men eat Jaffa Cakes.

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