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2007-10-06, 8:35 AM #1
Have multiple choice polls?

So I've been trying to stay on a hair-free-body-except-my-legs-and-head plan, but I asked myself, do others really take the time to shave their selves?

EDIT: Poll is about what you shave
2007-10-06, 9:23 AM #2
I keep my face and funk furless.
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2007-10-06, 9:35 AM #3
Is this a poll about what I shave, or what I keep hair on?
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2007-10-06, 9:57 AM #4
you forgot the butt

but i cant check anythign in the poll because currently i dont shave anything

also, poll results should be public.
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2007-10-06, 10:31 AM #5
Yeah keep it public. I want to see who are these people who shave their privates (and are guys.)
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2007-10-06, 10:43 AM #6
I can't turn it public anymore. I didn't think people would vote if it was public.

>.>
2007-10-06, 11:03 AM #7
Just shave the beardage and the sides to an extent but I class them together.
nope.
2007-10-06, 11:36 AM #8
Shaved my head today actually. Going to paint it gold for the football game (it's Goldrush day).
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2007-10-06, 11:42 AM #9
IIRC, though, you look cool with a shaved head, so no worries. ;)

I shave nothing except when I edge my beard (I keep a neat cheekline and neckline because I think it looks better).
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2007-10-06, 12:00 PM #10
Originally posted by Freelancer:
IIRC, though, you look cool with a shaved head, so no worries. ;)

Then what's with the combover? :P
nope.
2007-10-06, 12:06 PM #11
I said *he* looks cool with a shaved head.

And what's with all this combover business?
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2007-10-06, 12:12 PM #12
I stopped shaving, but it used to be pits and junk.
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2007-10-06, 12:14 PM #13
Beard and sideburns only.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2007-10-06, 12:50 PM #14
Checkbox poll; voted all.
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2007-10-06, 1:10 PM #15
I manscape. I find the ladies prefer a medium between shaved like a 12 year old boy, and 70s afro bush.

I assume most fellas are the same way.


Anyway, I use usually a 1 or sometimes 2 or 3 clipper attachment and trim all the hair. I wear gucci stubble on my face whenever I get the chance, and leave my eyebrows and head hair. I shave my neck to accentuate gucci stubble, but otherwise only shave my face for military functions.

Manscaping for the win.
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2007-10-06, 1:17 PM #16
I only shave my face because I can't grow a proper beard/mustache so I look much much better without those random hairbits around my mouth and chin.

I suspect this is because all my hair growth is considered in my ***. I'm not kidding when I say that I have a huge and enormous assforest. There's barely any hair on my buttocks, they're all around the damn hole (probably inside the colon). However, none of this bothers me since I'm the only one using said entrance. Albeit it tends to get kind of icky after dropping huge loads and then finding some ancient drips of "chocolate" hanging around a few days/weeks/months/years later.

I guess my crotch is another center point for huge amounts of hair. I actually cut the stuff a bit every now and then for fun (even though I haven't dared to touch my enormously wild testicle hair, I'd probably cut the sack open if I tried to). As for elsewhere, I guess my legs are hairy but otherwise there's just some hair there and there.

I'd still consider myself a wookiee.
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2007-10-06, 2:22 PM #17
Wait, is the question "What do you shave" or "What do you like hair on?"
2007-10-07, 12:28 AM #18
I only trim around my neckbeard.

Note: It's grown fuller since this shot.
Attachment: 17492/nbeard.jpg (34,775 bytes)
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2007-10-07, 12:29 AM #19
guh-ross
2007-10-07, 12:31 AM #20
I use Linux. Neckbeards are almost required.
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2007-10-07, 12:45 AM #21
I shave my beard every day (except when I don't have to work). I usually shave my sideburns as well, except when I grow my hair out.

I just recently got about 9 inches of hair cut off, and I look strange with muttonchops and short hair.

Yes, I had muttonchops. :v:
2007-10-07, 2:01 AM #22
why cultivate on my face what grows wild on my ***?
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2007-10-07, 4:30 AM #23
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
There's barely any hair on my buttocks, they're all around the damn hole (probably inside the colon). However, none of this bothers me since I'm the only one using said entrance.


I'm the same way, except mine's an exit. :suicide:
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2007-10-07, 5:00 AM #24
Don't have many hemorrhoids, do you?

Oh yeah, I have a story about that too! I don't shave them, though.
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2007-10-07, 9:10 AM #25
I'm getting my *** hair lasered off tomorrow for those very reasons, FGR.
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