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i'm going to miss bush :(
2007-10-08, 10:08 AM #1
huh
2007-10-08, 10:09 AM #2
*applause*
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2007-10-08, 10:16 AM #3
Hillary Clinton will not be president, I doubt she will even win the primary election.
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2007-10-08, 10:21 AM #4
Yeah, she's a woman after all.

Which reminds me of my favorite line from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
2007-10-08, 10:41 AM #5
Internet.
2007-10-08, 10:44 AM #6
/me remembers the Grand Ultimate Prediction of Accuracy

"The first black as well as female President of the United States will enter office after the second term of the Transsexual Communist Midget President ends."

/me remembers
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2007-10-08, 11:07 AM #7
A lot will happen between now and the presidential election.
2007-10-08, 11:11 AM #8
There's one small comfort in this: If it's Clinton, it won't be Giuliani.
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2007-10-08, 11:23 AM #9
Originally posted by Vincent Valentine:
Yeah, she's a woman after all.

Which reminds me of my favorite line from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.


to summarize the summary of the summary: People are a problem.
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2007-10-08, 12:08 PM #10
I wonder what the founding fathers would say.

Course im Canadian so i don't know much about that.
2007-10-08, 12:11 PM #11
:neckbeard::psyduck::colbert::psyduck::neckbeard:
2007-10-08, 12:43 PM #12
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
I wonder what the founding fathers would say.

Course im Canadian so i don't know much about that.


According to Stephen Colbert the founding father of Canada is the loon.
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2007-10-08, 3:51 PM #13
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
I wonder what the founding fathers would say.

Course im Canadian so i don't know much about that.


The founding fathers would probably say

"Really? We were sure the brits would have come back by now."
2007-10-08, 5:03 PM #14
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
There's one small comfort in this: If it's Clinton, it won't be Giuliani.


But... but... he's AMERICA'S MAYOR! Never forget 9/11.
2007-10-08, 5:33 PM #15
All this election related shenanigans is making me want to run for office, if only to put inane things on fox during prime time. Screw it, I don't want president, I just want to confuse america.

"Mr [last name], what are your thoughts on the upcoming election."
"Uh... don't vote for me? I don't even want that crap. Find someone who knows what they're doing."

What would amuse me is the number of votes I'd actually receive.
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2007-10-08, 5:43 PM #16
Originally posted by Jedi Legend:
But... but... he's AMERICA'S MAYOR! Never forget 9/11.


.
2007-10-08, 6:09 PM #17
Originally posted by Alan:
All this election related shenanigans is making me want to run for office, if only to put inane things on fox during prime time. Screw it, I don't want president, I just want to confuse america.

"Mr [last name], what are your thoughts on the upcoming election."
"Uh... don't vote for me? I don't even want that crap. Find someone who knows what they're doing."

What would amuse me is the number of votes I'd actually receive.


Hey, worked for Brewster.
2007-10-08, 7:00 PM #18
Yeah, but I don't want it to work. Then I'd be president. And that's terrible.
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2007-10-08, 7:03 PM #19
Then you can pick an arbitrary VP and resign
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2007-10-08, 7:04 PM #20
The thing is I'll take it if I get it, I just really hope I don't. Cause then a lot of controversial things would happen, and the budget deficit might actually get fixed. We don't need that.
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2007-10-08, 7:43 PM #21
Originally posted by Vincent Valentine:
Yeah, she's a woman after all.

Which reminds me of my favorite line from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.


and the majority of the American public sees her (accurately) as a *****.
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2007-10-08, 7:51 PM #22
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
I wonder what the founding fathers would say.

Course im Canadian so i don't know much about that.


The founding fathers were generally in favor of invading Canada just for the sake of burning Montreal.
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2007-10-08, 8:00 PM #23
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
and the majority of the American public sees her (accurately) as a *****.


Paul Begala (I know, I know) spoke here recently, and he pointed out that the people who really demonize Clinton have set the bar so low that when people actually hear her speak, they're pleasantly surprised.

Food for thought.
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2007-10-08, 8:08 PM #24
Originally posted by Jedi Legend:
But... but... he's AMERICA'S MAYOR! Never forget 9/11.


Rudy Giuliani - Fighting terrorism and inner-city youth since 1994 :hist101:
2007-10-08, 9:09 PM #25
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
I wonder what the founding fathers would say.

Course im Canadian so i don't know much about that.


Well Washington warned us political parties would be trouble but we didn't listen so he'd probably say something about that.

2007-10-08, 9:55 PM #26
Quote:
and the majority of the American public sees her (accurately) as a *****.


See, I'm not saying she's my favorite person in the world, I'm not a Hillary supporter, but I have no idea why people completely despise her. I asked a bunch of people who were going off on what a ice cold ***** she was and they mumbled something about pant suits and not smiling. Did something happen that I missed or...?
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2007-10-08, 9:57 PM #27
What the **** am I looking at?
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2007-10-08, 11:49 PM #28
for as long as i can remember there has been a Clinton or a Bush (and i don't mean the shrubbery kind... im sure there have been small plants in the white house since it was built.) in the white house... i for one would really like to see this cycle broken.
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2007-10-09, 7:40 AM #29
Originally posted by sugarless5:
See, I'm not saying she's my favorite person in the world, I'm not a Hillary supporter, but I have no idea why people completely despise her. I asked a bunch of people who were going off on what a ice cold ***** she was and they mumbled something about pant suits and not smiling. Did something happen that I missed or...?


I know. I wasn't particularly aware of such things at the time, but from what I've heard it began even before Bill took office. I've never once heard a legitimate explanation for it. Instead of complaining about aspects of her policy/ personality/ whatever people simply mention her name like it alone explains everything. Everyone seems to assume that everyone else already knows that she is the epitome of an evil liberal.
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2007-10-09, 9:22 AM #30
This summer, I read a fascinating biography of the woman by Carl Bernstein. It basically made me realize that should Clinton be elected President, it will not be the end of Western Society as we know it. She is not a radical personality bound on changing the foundations of our democracy. These days, the degrees of separation between politicians is small enough as it is, so whether you vote for a Republican or a Democrat, you're getting the same ideas wrapped up in different packaging. I will admit however, having 20+ plus years of a Bush or a Clinton does not sit well with me, that's the only aspect of Hilary as a candidate I just cannot accept. It's a dangerous slope to be treading on.
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2007-10-09, 10:39 AM #31
Damn you Americans are nuts, and I'm never going to expect something else from you.

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2007-10-09, 12:50 PM #32
I've gone from despising the FGR burgerboy posts to now being pleasantly amused. D:
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2007-10-09, 2:20 PM #33
Since I'm not American, I don't really care who gets elected as long as its not Clinton - IIRC, she had this strong anti-video game line somewhere in her career, and since the majority of the best game developing studios are American (and mostly target US market), I'd hate to see what happens if she starts messing with the industry.
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2007-10-09, 3:26 PM #34
Originally posted by Koobie:
Since I'm not American, I don't really care who gets elected as long as its not Clinton - IIRC, she had this strong anti-video game line somewhere in her career, and since the majority of the best game developing studios are American (and mostly target US market), I'd hate to see what happens if she starts messing with the industry.


More innovative, quality games would come out?
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2007-10-09, 3:39 PM #35
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
/me remembers the Grand Ultimate Prediction of Accuracy

"The first black as well as female President of the United States will enter office after the second term of the Transsexual Communist Midget President ends."

/me remembers


kirby will be president? for 8 years?

Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
There's one small comfort in this: If it's Clinton, it won't be Giuliani.


to be honest i doubt she would be any better
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2007-10-09, 4:20 PM #36
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
to be honest i doubt she would be any better


.
2007-10-10, 12:31 PM #37
When did we as Americans start allowing only baffoons, war-mongrels, and psycho *****es run for president? When is the last time we HAD a normal one? Bush, oil pirate. Clinton, sex slave. Bush Sr, here son! ... I dont really remember much past then, seeing as how i was an infant.
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2007-10-10, 3:05 PM #38
...sex slave? He got sucked off by his secretary! That isn't exactly the most debaucherous of sex romps imaginable.
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2007-10-10, 7:22 PM #39
Originally posted by KOP_AoEJedi:
When did we as Americans start allowing only baffoons, war-mongrels, and psycho *****es run for president? When is the last time we HAD a normal one?

okay, I'll play your game.

George Washington used the military against his own civilians. John Adams signed into law the Alien and Sedition Acts. Jefferson was extremely deep in debt, was a slave-owner, publicly condemned the dilution of white blood by mixing it with black, and had a number of illegitimate children by at least one of his slaves. James Madison attempted and catastrophically failed to invade Canada. James Monroe concieved of the Monroe Doctrine, which has since been used by a number of unscrupulous successors to justify their Manifest Destiny/King of the Hill like stranglehold on the world. John Quincy Adams probably only won the presidency because he gave the speaker of the house the vice presidency. Andrew Jackson was responsible for large-scale Indian resettlements, and his fiscal bunglings strangled the US economy. Martin Van Buren enforced the Indian policies of his predecessor and was responsible for the slaughter of thousands of natives; he also refused to stop the massacres of Mormons because doing so would result in him losing votes. William Henry Harrison was long-winded. John Tyler was a slave-owner. James Polk invented the idea of Manifest Destiny. Zachary Taylor was a slave-owner. Millard Fillmore signed the Fugitive Slave Act into law. Franklin Pierce signed the Kansas-Nebraska Act into law. James Buchanan was horribly corrupt and his crushing ineptitude flung the United States into the civil war. Abraham Lincoln suspended civil liberties and the writ of habeas corpus. The first and second presidential impeachments were Andrew Johnson. Ulysses S. Grant was an anti-semite, an alcoholic, turned a blind eye to the critical amounts of corruption in his administration and is related to me. Rutherford B. Hayes used the military to force striking laborers to return to work; 70 died. James A. Garfield was involved in the Credit Mobilier of America scandal. Chester A. Arthur signed into law the Chinese Exclusion Act. Grover Cleveland reneged on pension payments for thousands of Civil War veterans. Benjamin Harrison was responsible for the annexation of the Republic of Hawaii. Grover Cleveland was also a vocal opponent to womens' suffrage. William McKinley censored news about the Spanish-American and Philippine-American wars. Theodore Roosevelt didn't want to pay the Columbians for the Columbian Canal so he made Panama instead. William Howard Taft was responsible for income tax. Woodrow Wilson fought to keep America out of WW1, until it became politically beneficial to get involved; Wilson also advocated and signed into law his own anti-sedition (anti-foreigner) bills. Warren G. Harding had a number of extra-marital affairs. Calvin Coolidge was flippant and apathetic about the Great Mississippi Flood of 1927, not wanting to spend the money required for flood relief. Herbert Hoover, as the Secretary of Commerce for his precessessor, presided over the Great Depression. Franklin D. Roosevelt won his third term in office by promising to keep the United States out of World War 2 (in spite of the massive military spending he had spent his first two terms arguing for) and by undercutting presidential hopefuls from his own party. Harry Truman's administration turned a blind eye to corruption in his administration. Dwight D. Eisenhower firmly placed the Middle East within the US sphere of influence, setting a precedent for future and heavy-handed interference in the region. John F. Kennedy engaged in numerous extramarital affairs. Lyndon B. Johnson's policy of containment escalated the Vietnam War. Richard Nixon engaged in wide-scale illegal activities in an effort to undermine the election campaigns of his rivals, ordered illegal surveillance of his detractors, used government resources (the FBI) to harass journalists who made negative reports on his administration, and used government resources to conceal these illegal activities. Gerald Ford pardoned Nixon. Jimmy Carter was an active proponent of the death penalty and a public supporter of the Iranian Shah, leading directly to the Iran hostage crisis. Ronald Reagan put the United States $3 trillion in debt and was responsible for the Iran-Contra affair. George H. W. Bush pardoned those involved in Iran-Contra; later, he was responsible for the first Gulf War, saying that an order to overthrow the Iraqi government would have "incurred incalculable human and political costs... We would have been forced to occupy Baghdad and, in effect, rule Iraq." President Clinton was a lame duck president; signed into law the Iraq Liberation Act which was later used to partly justify an invasion of Iraq; signed into law the Digital Millennium Copyright Act; initiated the 'Don't ask don't tell' policy; engaged in at least two known extramarital affairs while in office.

Do you still think George W. Bush is anything new or different?
2007-10-10, 7:38 PM #40
and joncy did all that from memory
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