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the hunter didn't kill bambi's mom...

2004-07-28, 6:55 PM #1

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2004-07-28, 6:56 PM #2

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I didn't know alligators hunted deer, too.

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2004-07-28, 6:57 PM #3

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Wow, ouch. I heard a story on the news tonight about a man that hit his girlfriend with a 3 foot long alligator. He got arrested for domestic violence and either assault with a deadly weapon or animal abuse...something like that.

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2004-07-28, 6:59 PM #4

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Crikey.

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2004-07-28, 7:01 PM #5

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2004-07-28, 7:03 PM #6

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Poor deer

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2004-07-28, 7:28 PM #7

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water-logged meat isn't my thing though

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2004-07-28, 7:28 PM #8

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That Alligator has a made a good selection of meat. Venison is rather tasty. I quite like it.

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2004-07-28, 8:14 PM #9

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Quote:

Originally posted by DogSRoOL:
I didn't know alligators hunted deer, too.

They can if they want to

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2004-07-28, 8:41 PM #10

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Clearly.

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2004-07-29, 12:10 AM #11

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Quote:

Originally posted by Crimson:
Wow, ouch. I heard a story on the news tonight about a man that hit his girlfriend with a 3 foot long alligator. He got arrested for domestic violence and either assault with a deadly weapon or animal abuse...something like that.

all of the above, I should think!
it really shouldn't have, but that story cracked me up.

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2004-07-29, 4:32 AM #12

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Only 3 foot? pah.

8 foot alligators are the way to go.

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2004-07-29, 7:18 AM #13

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That deer wasn't exactly too bright, if it got itself killed by an alligator. That gator got a good meal, though, deer tastes really good, when cooked right.

2004-07-29, 7:33 AM #14

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I could just see a guy on the stand at a trial.

"So what did you do then?"

"Well then I beat the hell out of my wife with an aligator."

"No s*it... That's different... Er... I mean wrong!"

It's like Austin Powers. Honestly, who swings an aligator? You fight like a woman!

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2004-07-29, 8:25 AM #15

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Quote:

Originally posted by Joseph T:
That deer wasn't exactly too bright, if it got itself killed by an alligator. That gator got a good meal, though, deer tastes really good, when cooked right.

Yes, because every alligator has a George Foreman Grill in their mud hole.

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2004-07-29, 8:33 AM #16

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Quote:

the hunter didn't kill bambi's mom...

Kind of approriate when you consider that over thirty years ago Bambi and Godzilla faced off: http://webpages.charter.net/wookie06/images/bambi.avi

And then more recently the son of Bambi and Godzilla: http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/1346?htv=12

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2004-07-29, 8:38 AM #17

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Gators are very skilled hunters, and take down large animals like dear and elk all the time. i'm surprised so many people here don't know that. Also, gators can be extreamly fast in a short sprint, enough to catch a dear stopped to drink some water.

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2004-07-29, 1:37 PM #18

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Well, deer arn't that bright, and Gators are great thunters.
They excel at moving quiet, or waiting in the right spot camouflaged by its surroundings, and their speed has already been spoken of.
Crocodiles are so coool

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2004-07-29, 1:40 PM #19

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That's disturbing. I now call for all images of aligators eating deer to be BANNED!!! It might influence our children!!

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2004-07-29, 1:42 PM #20

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Alligator, 1.

deer, 0.

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