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I'm screwed.
2007-10-09, 2:30 AM #1
I have a crit today with "guest" critics. And my project (a model portraying an architectual concept) fell apart in last hour because the 1/16th inch polystyrene decided to be a little b*tch. And the solvent holding it together broke apart and became unreliable. Now I have crap to show and the crit starts on 9:40. It's 5:28 AM now and I've stayed up for the past 2 days preparing this assh*le model.

I'm ****ed. I will probably be eaten alive.

..

I'm going to smash my head against a wall.


With love,
Echoman
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2007-10-09, 2:41 AM #2
Drink your way through it?
2007-10-09, 2:46 AM #3
I don't have alcohol with me. So I'm just going to browse Massassi and the internet for the remaining time before 9:40. Maybe I should lock my dorm door, crawl in my bed and just F-bomb myself to sleep.
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2007-10-09, 2:51 AM #4
Present it as is. Do your whole presentation as you had planned. Act like nothing is wrong. It'll be funny.
"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."
2007-10-09, 2:56 AM #5
You are right. But I made this picture of me enjoying cake in this last 2 minutes. Why? Because, **** it, I'm doomed. Maybe those annoying guest critic dicks can crit this. Note the damn "negative space" and how lighting plays a role in defining architectual space. Goodie, its 5:55 AM now!
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2007-10-09, 3:03 AM #6
Here's a running ****ing mushroom. He has hairly legs. It's 6:03 AM now.
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2007-10-09, 5:00 AM #7
Where's the penis?
Last edited by mb; today at 10:55 AM.
2007-10-09, 5:29 AM #8
Hey hey maybe it's castrated...by Echoman D:.

Well, hopefully everything will be well at the end for you.

Good luck with those critics.
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2007-10-09, 5:32 AM #9
So there was something gum and duct tape couldn't fix?
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2007-10-09, 6:33 AM #10
9:30 now. I'm giving some ssssmooooth vibes.
Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:
2007-10-09, 6:39 AM #11
Ha, you can't half *** a project at RISD, have fun being anal raped.
Think while it's still legal.
2007-10-09, 6:44 AM #12
Like you could do better.
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2007-10-09, 9:12 AM #13
I was anal raped.

That is all.

Sincerely,
Echoman

PS: I'm going to crawl under my desk now.
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2007-10-09, 9:26 AM #14
The first couple of guest crits are pretty stressful. It helps to realize that you don't have some overwhelming need to please the critics, you just need to learn, and develop the skills and knowledge of design and construction that you're going to need in your career... Have a semi-****ty critique once in a while doesn't matter.

My first semester, I made a chipboard study model for class, was running late, went outside to walk to class and the wind actually knocked off a couple bits of it... I went back inside, re-glued it, went in to studio a half hour late with wet glue and bent pieces of my model... was nervous as hell but... no on really cared because it happens.
2007-10-09, 9:50 AM #15
wow, echoman really broke down in this thread.

ps love the running mushroom. that was genius. make it a little better and it could be considered legitimate art.
2007-10-09, 10:32 AM #16
Originally posted by Warlockmish:
Like you could do better.


I can't do better, that's why I'm at FSC instead of RISD.
Think while it's still legal.
2007-10-09, 11:36 AM #17
Echoman needs to do his own MS paint comic.
2007-10-09, 11:45 AM #18
I feel bad for enjoying this thread so much. :(
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2007-10-09, 11:59 AM #19
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
I feel bad for enjoying this thread so much. :(


yeah. "here's a running ****ing mushroom" hahahaha
2007-10-09, 12:07 PM #20
So... I must ask, what was that project for? School system out here doesn't work the same way, and moreso I only really know the french terms for these types of things.

What is a crit? I imagine it was related to school? If so how bad is it if you bombed it?

Also, did being anal raped feel good? I hear its good for your skin.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-10-09, 1:15 PM #21
It's when I do 5000+ damage on a backstab :master: :hist101:
2007-10-09, 1:57 PM #22
Séminar de critique or something in french, Jep.
VTEC just kicked in, yo!
2007-10-09, 6:34 PM #23
Echoman's studying architecture, so he had a design project that he had to present to a jury, which included either other studio professors from his school or professional architects, I'd assume.
2007-10-10, 5:34 AM #24
Originally posted by saberopus:
Echoman's studying architecture, so he had a design project that he had to present to a jury, which included either other studio professors from his school or professional architects, I'd assume.


D:
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-10-10, 12:08 PM #25
Should have spent those hours finding a way to mortally wound yourself but not die, so maybe you wouldn't get dominated in teh butt
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2007-10-10, 1:56 PM #26
Originally posted by KOP_AoEJedi:
Should have spent those hours finding a way to mortally wound yourself but not die, so maybe you wouldn't get dominated in teh butt


I'm not emo.

Quote:
Echoman's studying architecture, so he had a design project that he had to present to a jury, which included either other studio professors from his school or professional architects, I'd assume.


Not so much a "jury". But guess critics are usually someone in the field, or friends of the professor. Or someone who is trying to apply to be a professor at the school.
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2007-10-10, 2:11 PM #27
You should have rebuilt your project with potato chips and 6 packs of beer. They can't fail beer you know.
omnia mea mecum porto
2007-10-10, 4:23 PM #28
What was the outcome?
Take that there and put it in here
2007-10-10, 4:41 PM #29
He was anally raped.
2007-10-10, 4:54 PM #30
I think that pooing your pants would be a good way save your self from getting raped. unless the guy was into that.
Take that there and put it in here
2007-10-10, 5:13 PM #31
Originally posted by stinkey diver:
I think that pooing your pants would be a good way save your self from getting raped. unless the guy was into that.


D:
2007-10-10, 5:16 PM #32
Very insightful.
"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."
2007-10-10, 5:28 PM #33
Originally posted by stinkey diver:
I think that pooing your pants would be a good way save your self from getting raped. unless the guy was into that.


well if -you- say it like that...
"NAILFACE" - spe
2007-10-10, 5:35 PM #34
When Echoman returns to RISD to give a critic to some guy with the same situation, he'll have his revenge at that time...or maybe he'll be nice to them.
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2007-10-10, 8:10 PM #35
Jury is just a term for the group of critics.
2007-10-10, 8:15 PM #36
Critiques are intense, but not the end of the world. Everyone has a crappy crit at some point.

Hope yours went alright though!
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2007-10-10, 8:35 PM #37
THE CAKE IS A LIE.
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