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Butthole Hair Removal
2007-10-09, 5:53 AM #1
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(I may be uploading a new version if I can figure out why the audio got flexored in between uploading and publishing.)
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2007-10-09, 7:06 AM #2
D:
2007-10-09, 7:08 AM #3
Hmmm. I thought this thread would be based on query. Then before I clicked the thread I had an awful feeling it might be a video. :gonk:
My blawgh.
2007-10-09, 7:11 AM #4
Oh stop whining, there's no nudity.
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2007-10-09, 7:11 AM #5
:tfti: :master:
2007-10-09, 7:18 AM #6
D:
2007-10-09, 7:25 AM #7
:hist101: :master: :hist101:
2007-10-09, 7:27 AM #8
I hate absolutely everyone.
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2007-10-09, 8:31 AM #9
I don't want to share the scary details of my rear-end surgery. Seriously.
2007-10-09, 9:09 AM #10
The fact that you have to keep going back seems to kind of defeat the purpose, no? I thought laser-hair removal was permanent?
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2007-10-09, 9:27 AM #11
D::gbk::master::gbk:D:
2007-10-09, 11:19 AM #12
Originally posted by Dark__Knight:
The fact that you have to keep going back seems to kind of defeat the purpose, no? I thought laser-hair removal was permanent?


Yeah, what gives? I remembered hearing that laser-removal wasn't super-permenant, but going 3-4 times or more? I know you said something about aesthetics or some such being part of the reason, but still... what gives?
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2007-10-09, 12:00 PM #13
Screw everyone, that was :awesome:

THE BLACK HOLE HAS BECOME A WHITE DWARF.
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2007-10-09, 12:24 PM #14
Originally posted by Gebohq:
Yeah, what gives? I remembered hearing that laser-removal wasn't super-permenant, but going 3-4 times or more? I know you said something about aesthetics or some such being part of the reason, but still... what gives?


Hair grows in cycles.

You have to eliminate each cycle, it's like 3-5 times. Sometimes more. I hear it can get HELLA expensive.
2007-10-09, 2:44 PM #15
Rob pays attention! (Granted, I don't think rob actually watched the video, those who did would know these things)

Also: Alan is the greatest massassian ever.
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2007-10-09, 3:16 PM #16
If you don't have butthole hair you lose your ability to silent fart.
2007-10-09, 3:50 PM #17
I ACTUALLY REALIZED THAT THIS MORNING!

I woke up and "toot." I actually couldn't figure out where the noise came from because I'm so used to my farts not smelling and not making a noise. They still don't smell, but they make this horn-like toot now. It's embarrassing.
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2007-10-10, 12:20 PM #18
Originally posted by JediKirby:
I hate absolutely everyone.

:suicide:
Quote Originally Posted by FastGamerr
"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"
2007-10-10, 4:02 PM #19
I love you Brandon. I feel very educated about your *** hair now.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2007-10-10, 4:18 PM #20
The bifkin has got to be the worst place on the body to have hair. Id rather have hairy palms.
Take that there and put it in here
2007-10-10, 8:13 PM #21
This thread sucks.

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