Hello! and welcome to the Massassi Temple!
I see thay have extracted your soul, so now we can start the tour. Through these dubble doors is the great hall. This is the eating place of massassians. You will notice there are 4 tables, labled accordingly, this first one is the Admin mod table at the front. Bow each night when comming to the feast, and take your seat at the approate table of your choosing: regular, lerker, or trolls.
Tonight's main corce is elbo, with pork chops on the side. Please do not eat the cookies, thay are as trophies of games won. As a side note, the crackers are also stale.
Enjoy your stay at the Massassi Temple.
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IMPORTANT NOTICE PLEASE READ
Employees dying on the job are faling to fall down. THIS PRACTICE MUST STOP as it becmes impossible to distinguish between death and the natural movement of he staf.
Any employee found dead in an upright position will be dropped from the payroll.
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.