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Finally. I've written a column on Video Games.
2007-10-16, 10:47 AM #1
I write a regular humor column for my college newspaper. It's usually a bit broad and rambling, but some people seem to enjoy it.

I thought I'd link this particular column, because it's about video games and you kids seem to like playing video games.

Obviously, the difficulty with writing about video games is that every observation about video games has been made in a much funnier and dirtier way, 17 times on the internet. And, of course, the fact that I'm writing for a broader audience, means I can't be as obscure, as say, something awful.

But I'd thought I'd link it anyway, because this site was was where I experimented a lot with humorous writing, on the Interactive Story Board.

Column:The Most Dangerous Games of All

Other recent columns of mine.

Enjoy.
"Your entire base belongs to us."
"It would be highly appreciated if someone would set the bomb up for us"
"Launch all of our ships, christened 'Zigs', to insure that justice will be achieved swiftly and powerfully."
2007-10-16, 11:17 AM #2
Funny stuff. I enjoyed the bit about the Dance Dance Bourgeoisie.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2007-10-16, 11:57 AM #3
amusing column j-bob. come back to us. we miss your zany and cleanly antics.
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2007-10-16, 12:09 PM #4
I officially love you and your writing style, sir. Nice Column.
nope.
2007-10-16, 12:29 PM #5
Reminds me of stand-up...and the jokes work! I enjoyed your column.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2007-10-16, 12:39 PM #6
Funny read. Especially the part about Dick Cheney and Matthew Broderick.
Take that there and put it in here
2007-10-16, 12:39 PM #7
That was really funny. It lost some steam halfway through, but I still love your style.
Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:
2007-10-16, 1:22 PM #8
Kind of a fun read, but what was the point? The column was all over the place.
2007-10-16, 1:25 PM #9
The point, obviously, is that Steel Tariffs are far too high for a modern economy. I thought that was clear.
"Your entire base belongs to us."
"It would be highly appreciated if someone would set the bomb up for us"
"Launch all of our ships, christened 'Zigs', to insure that justice will be achieved swiftly and powerfully."
2007-10-16, 1:47 PM #10
Yeah, it was blatantly obvious.
Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:
2007-10-16, 1:57 PM #11
Seriously, though the haphazard nature of this column was one of the weaknesses. It was particularly bad in this one. Part of that has to do with how I write it. I brainstorm, and then slowly flesh it out. Theoretically, I could have focused on a narrower topic, and written more on just Warcraft or just Video Game violence. But then I'd have to give up on a whole slew of jokes about one topic or another. I'll keep that in mind, though, as I write in the future.

There's usually not a larger point to the column -- though there's sometimes smaller observational ones.
"Your entire base belongs to us."
"It would be highly appreciated if someone would set the bomb up for us"
"Launch all of our ships, christened 'Zigs', to insure that justice will be achieved swiftly and powerfully."
2007-10-16, 5:46 PM #12
I know the response already, but I feel the need to quote Ford anyway:
Originally posted by Ford:
amusing column j-bob. come back to us. we miss your zany and cleanly antics.
For some reason, I found the Mario as Japanese President bit really funny, especially #3. Your writing is awesomeness, as always, Yan-ee-tor Bob.
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2007-10-16, 6:16 PM #13
Very well done. Laughed out loud several times.
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2007-10-18, 6:44 PM #14
Thanks for all the comments, both the compliments and the constructive criticism.

Bob out.
"Your entire base belongs to us."
"It would be highly appreciated if someone would set the bomb up for us"
"Launch all of our ships, christened 'Zigs', to insure that justice will be achieved swiftly and powerfully."
2007-10-18, 6:57 PM #15
I hope you hang around more often. ;)
Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:
2007-10-18, 7:22 PM #16
that was...AMAZING!!! BRAVO!
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