The average is about 5 inches.

This deserves a thread. But how to objectively poll? Nerds will compensate!

I think TE is Rob's own sockpuppet

Not unless you're Ubuu.

Ubuu would inevitably throw off the average.

Unless we have a "stealth brutha" stalking the forums without us knowing.



SRSLY GUYS, would I get banned for making a penis size thread where you had to post a picture of a shadow of your wang with a measuring tape? WE could get some creative cheating going on with distances from light sources...

Also TE, don't try.

I've never bashed TE simply because I remember Overglow. Compared to Overglow, TE is like Avenger. :p

Yeah
(I like it, ooh...ho...)
(I like it, ooh...ho...)
I need it, I need it
Oh, girl

You know very well
What you are
You’re my sugar thing
My chocolate star

I’ve had a few
But not that many
But you’re the only love
That gives me good and plenty

Juicy fruit (Juicy)
Juicy (Yeah...eah...eah...hey...)
Juicy fruit (Juicy)
Juicy

Candy rain
Comin’ down
Taste you in my mind
And spread you all around

Here I am
Oh, this love’s for you
Hey, baby
Sweet as honey dew

Close my eyes
Oh, what fantasy
And you’re right here with me
Juicy

Cherry blossom kiss
What you’re givin’
Makes my body rock
Keeps me sizzlin’

Do what you want
I don’t care
I’ll be your lollipop
[You can lick me everywhere]

Juicy fruit (You’re so)
Juicy (Juicy)
Juicy fruit (Yeah...hey...hey...hey...hey...)
Juicy

Here I am
This love’s for you
Hey, baby
You’re sweet as honey dew [Dew]

Close my eyes
Oh, what fantasy
And you’re right here with me
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Juicy fruit
Juicy

Juicy fruit (Juicy)
Juicy (I like it, I like it)
Juicy fruit (In the morning, oh, babe)
Juicy (Oh...oh...)

Juicy fruit (Candy rain comin’ down)
Juicy (Turns me all around)
Juicy fruit (I like it, I like it)
Juicy

How about Macro_Roshuma and Ghost54321? I remember them sometimes, in my nightmares. IIRC Macro was the kid who thought he had telekinetic powers, and Ghost was the one who eventually said that he was a 40-something psychology researcher who was doing an experiment with Massassi and trying to make us think he was an idiotic 12-year-old.

Anyways I have much hope for TE. I mean we've practically reformed SF_Gold, and if that's possible then anything is.

Seriously, what kind of man has never measured his penis? I mean since it's always available I'd imagine curiosity getting the better of everyone eventually...

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This big. Gotta love it. It varies with your resolution. *winks*

Edit : Was missing an inch

A man who's not insecure, Krokodile.

Other men's interest for the length of other men's penises is highly disturbing, too. Maybe it's in the water.

As for TE's annoyance, yeah, he's pretty annoying but even so he's just a standard nuisance instead of a hypocrite, the dominant breed of a Massassian.

Or maybe he's post. I stopped paying attention to him a while ago.

you are longer than my screen is wide
i shutter at the thought.

I'M THE NICEST MASSASSIAN EVER. I MIGHT BE THE NICEST PERSON ON INTERNET.

THATS WHY I CAN TALK DOWN TO EVERYONE. IT'S ALSO WHY THAT DOING THE SAME THING EVERYONE ELSE DOES DOESN'T MAKE ME A HYPOCRITE!



OH LOOK A PIECE OF BACON

BOING!






Seriously dude. It's getting old.

Never denied, never denied...

... maybe it's just blending in. Now that's a burger.

Ive never found you offensive. In fact i find you quite vexing.

What truly shockens me that nobody paid attention to me for 3 years when I announced my most zaniest stuff ever but then I said "burgerboys" in half-jest and became the Negro of Massassi. Wicked weird!

I don't know whether to be D: or about that.

Haha, I remember when Ghost showed us his forum. That was the funniest thing I'd ever read. That swear filter... "mbuttbutti".

What a jackass, stole my mbuttbutti idea from some old #massassi topic I put up back in some year of years.

Heh I think I have a screenshot somewhere showing that over 50% of the posts were his, meaning that in most cases he was just talking to himself.

Someone posted gay porn on Ghost54321's forum. I'm guessing it was a bad idea posting that link to people who hate him.

Haha, Rob thinks something's getting old.

Zully Says: Pot. Kettle. Black.

Atleast I admit I'm a jackass. :/

And I'm not sad I don't get attention on internet.

Well i have read this thread over and taken everything said to heart. I don't see any further use for it, So now its closed.