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Crime doesn't pay!
2004-07-29, 10:04 AM #1
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040729/ap_on_fe_st/candy_bar_arrest_1

And the law has reached a new low.

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2004-07-29, 10:08 AM #2
That is rediculous.

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">In 2000, a police officer handcuffed a 12-year-old girl for eating a french fry on a subway platform.</font>


This part really got me though. A 12 year old girl, cuffed for eating a french fry? What. The. Hell.

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2004-07-29, 11:09 AM #3
Let's stage an eat-in!

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2004-07-29, 11:15 AM #4
Wonder what they do to you if you spill something? Two years, no parole?
2004-07-29, 11:20 AM #5
I was just in Washington, actually, and our group took a subway. Sure enough, they confinscated all of our bagged lunches when one kid was eating his apple. I found it hilarious, but the group administrator had no extra money to feed us with, so we ended up not eating lunch that day, and had a 10 extra pizzas that night. Luckily, I had my lunch in the back of my wheelchair, in a compartment, hidden.

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2004-07-29, 12:41 PM #6
JK is the lunch smuggler... I always knew he was up to no good, that wretched vagabond skilled in evil!

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2004-07-29, 12:49 PM #7
Whoa, you've got hidden compartments? That is so cool!

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2004-07-29, 12:53 PM #8
I assume this is Washington D.C. If so, I'm going to avoid that place for a while.

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2004-07-29, 12:55 PM #9
OH NOES! She was eating a candy bar.. she must've been a TERRORIST! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/redface.gif]

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2004-07-29, 12:57 PM #10
Forget about al queda, the real terrorists eat on subways... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]

That has to be the stupidest law that I ever heard.



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2004-07-29, 1:01 PM #11
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Gandalf1120:
I assume this is Washington D.C. If so, I'm going to avoid that place for a while.

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Hell, the last time I was in DC I ate a hamburger on the subway and no one hassled me.

*waits for armband-wearing agents to kick down my door*




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2004-07-29, 1:05 PM #12
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Flexor:
OH NOES! She was eating a candy bar.. she must've been a TERRORIST! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/redface.gif]

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When the first attack involving chocolate coated C4 goes down, you can bet I'll be linking back to this post to rub it in.

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2004-07-29, 7:10 PM #13
I assume there is some "reward" for officers bringing in "criminals" or something?

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2004-07-29, 7:13 PM #14
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Echoman:
I assume there is some "reward" for officers bringing in "criminals" or something?

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either that, or eating a candy bar is an automatic 6-star wanted level. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]



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2004-07-29, 7:20 PM #15
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
either that, or eating a candy bar is an automatic 6-star wanted level. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]
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well i know the goverment wants to fight the obesity and all...


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2004-07-29, 7:50 PM #16
He just wanted the rest of her candy bar

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2004-07-29, 7:53 PM #17
Well, she did kinda refuse to give them identification when they asked her for it.

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2004-07-29, 8:19 PM #18
Hey, that's damn stupid.

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2004-07-30, 1:22 AM #19
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Wolfy:
Well, she did kinda refuse to give them identification when they asked her for it.

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why the HELL would a twelve year old need ID?



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2004-07-30, 1:51 AM #20
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Avenger:
He just wanted the rest of her candy bar

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It would be funny if he finished the bar in front of her while she was taken to police. Heh. Sorta like insult to injury.

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2004-07-30, 2:07 AM #21
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by alpha1:
why the HELL would a twelve year old need ID?

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It was the government scientist that refused to give them her ID, not the girl.

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2004-07-30, 2:36 AM #22
I think it's more of a litter crackdown.

Litter does make a city look horrid. Singapore is so clean and totally litter-free because of a really harsh clampdown on litter. It's made the whole place look fantastic.

If it contributes to the niceness of the city, at the cost of "your right to eat chocolate on the train!!!" then I don't think that is really too much of a price to pay.
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2004-07-30, 6:33 AM #23
Jailtime though? I think our country's money is better spent kicking baby-rapists in the nuts, not frisking 12 year olds because they've got a bag of hardies.

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