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2007-10-19, 9:59 AM #1
Quote:
Dear Friend,
I am DAVID MARK, A maintenance manager of chevron oil company.
I know that these letters will come to you as a surprise
since we have not met in person. please bear with me.
I am in search of a reliable and honest partner abroad that we can entrust with the sum of us$30 million.So furnish me with the following particulars for me to perfect the remittance of this fund to your possession.And you will have 10% percent of the money I send to you
1,YOUR FULL NAMES.
2,YOUR COMPANY NAME (IF ANY)
3,YOUR RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS.
4,YOUR PRIVATE PHONE, CELL/FAX NUMBERS.
5,YOUR AGE AND OCCUPATION
PLEASE YOU CAN REACH ME WITH INFORMATION IF YOU ARE
INTERESTED.
GOD BLESS YOU
DAVID MARK


My Reply:
Quote:
Dear Mr. Mark,
I too am in search of a business partner. I have just come upon a large sum of money in the form of inheritance, and I was hoping to invest in some sort of business deal.
You might be the perfect person, since you seem so well mannered and well spoken. Do you have kids? You must have kids. What country are you from?

My information you requested:
1. Barry Bonds
2. Bond Age Toys
3. 2020 Date Line BLVD
Studio City, California
4. My phone was recently shut off. I am getting a new one within the week.
5. 45, Oil Invester

Praise the great God above,
Barry
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2007-10-19, 10:02 AM #2
By replying, did you just validate your email address and open the door for floods more to be sent to you?
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2007-10-19, 10:03 AM #3
Probably. That's ok.
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2007-10-19, 10:09 AM #4
Not very funny really
2007-10-19, 11:32 AM #5
I just had an interview with Chevron today, actually! :D (translation: the viiibes, I needs them!)
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2007-10-19, 6:44 PM #6
...you work for Bond Age Toys, and you're an oil investor?

Doesn't really seem to follow.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2007-10-19, 7:08 PM #7
It doesn't matter. He'll get a response.
Pissed Off?
2007-10-19, 7:46 PM #8
just goes to show that if you cast a wide enough net, you'll always catch at least one guy with way too much free time.

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