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@Coolmatty
2007-10-20, 8:14 AM #1
I have an erection, but I'm not sure of my penis' length, could I use your butthole hair to measure it?

Brian told me to ask you.



...What? :mad:
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-10-20, 8:15 AM #2
D:
woot!
2007-10-20, 8:18 AM #3
I declare, your post and your signature are contradictive, mister.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-10-20, 8:22 AM #4
You suck. This thread sucks.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2007-10-20, 8:22 AM #5
/me removes pants
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2007-10-20, 8:24 AM #6
Originally posted by Echoman:
You suck. This thread sucks.


:o Slurp?
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-10-20, 8:24 AM #7
this thread is sent from GOD echoman, FROM GOD.
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2007-10-20, 8:39 AM #8
No, it sucks because it lacks funny in the first place. And if its a parody, it's not doing it right. It seems every other thread these days is about the penis or vagina, which wouldn't be a problem once in awhile if done carefully and subtly, but this place seemed better when it tried for a PG-standard. Whatever.

/cut
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2007-10-20, 8:41 AM #9
More like CoolFatty, emirite?
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2007-10-20, 8:42 AM #10
This place had its charm when JK was actually still on the breathing apparatus and people didn't rip off SA all the time.

...okay people were ripping off SA back then too but not that much.

...okay, that much.

Ultimate point being, remember when we had the SWG Forum to ourselves, man o' Echo? Funky jazz times.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2007-10-20, 8:43 AM #11
People are doing it on purpose because Brian left. Now none of the topics are worth reading. I hope CM tightens down soon, or this place will be dumber than digg.
2007-10-20, 8:44 AM #12
Yes, let us depart to the mystical land of the SWG. All we need to do is close our eyes and we're there, in our imagination!

I agree with Obi.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2007-10-20, 8:54 AM #13
Originally posted by Jep:
I have an erection, but I'm not sure of my penis' length, could I use your butthole hair to measure it?

Brian told me to ask you.



...What? :mad:


You're just an R-rated Tiberium_Empire.
2007-10-20, 8:55 AM #14
Originally posted by Echoman:
No, it sucks because it lacks funny in the first place. And if its a parody, it's not doing it right. It seems every other thread these days is about the penis or vagina, which wouldn't be a problem once in awhile if done carefully and subtly, but this place seemed better when it tried for a PG-standard. Whatever.

/cut
The novelty of posting about penises is going to die off soon. You're just going to need to weather the penis storm, cling to the hope that the world can be a better place, even though it might seem an impossible battle. After all, the sky after a storm is always the most beautiful.
2007-10-20, 8:55 AM #15
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
People are doing it on purpose because Brian left. Now none of the topics are worth reading. I hope CM tightens down soon, or this place will be dumber than digg.


Apologies for sleeping? :psyduck:
2007-10-20, 9:47 AM #16
Originally posted by Cool Matty:
Apologies for sleeping? :psyduck:

THAT'S NO EXCUSE MISTER!
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2007-10-20, 12:25 PM #17
Originally posted by Cool Matty:
Apologies for sleeping? :psyduck:


You just dont get it cool matty! You have to read every post of every thread! NO SLACKING
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

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