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Embarrassing...
2007-10-26, 7:57 AM #1
So I get a call this morning from my friend Mike… yea Mike the kid who can never get a g/f in his life. He calls me and is like guess what Andrew hell froze over!!!
I’m half asleep and I’m confused
And he’s like I HAD SEX before you!!!!
So I say “At least when I have sex I wont have to put a paper bag over her face”
I hear him trying not to laugh and he says “Dude she’s in the car with me right now she heard that”

D:
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2007-10-26, 8:11 AM #2
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2007-10-26, 8:15 AM #3
Fantastic. I'm sure she appreciated being referred to as a sexual conquest.
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2007-10-26, 8:18 AM #4
It's quite possible she just found the whole situation amusing.
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2007-10-26, 8:26 AM #5
That is a very sad story all around.
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2007-10-26, 8:32 AM #6
All three of you should kill yourselves.
2007-10-26, 8:43 AM #7
:gonk:
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2007-10-26, 9:18 AM #8
What the ****... what makes you think any of us care that she :master:d him?
2007-10-26, 9:31 AM #9
o..k?
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2007-10-26, 10:34 AM #10
:eek:
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2007-10-26, 11:10 AM #11
Lame.
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2007-10-26, 11:16 AM #12
Classy of him to call you up and brag about getting laid right in front of the girl.
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2007-10-26, 11:17 AM #13
I've had sex.
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2007-10-26, 11:21 AM #14
:/
2007-10-26, 4:31 PM #15
My friends bragging about their sex lives is nothing new. Try to get Spooks phone number, or just casually talk to him once a week and you'll know what I mean. :suicide: :suicide: :suicide:
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2007-10-26, 4:42 PM #16
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2007-10-26, 4:43 PM #17
Originally posted by Jon`C:
All three of you should kill yourselves.

Together.
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2007-10-26, 4:47 PM #18
Suicide à trois?
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2007-10-26, 11:37 PM #19
So your friend had his penis inserted into a vagina and the girl overheard you say a joke. You shouldn't feel guilty or embarrassed because you don't even know the girl and in this case I'd say it's inside joke. Just apologize quickly and casually about it as if you just had accidentally bumped into someone and go on with life.
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2007-10-27, 10:34 AM #20
Originally posted by Phantom-Seraph:
My friends bragging about their sex lives is nothing new. Try to get Spooks phone number, or just casually talk to him once a week and you'll know what I mean. :suicide: :suicide: :suicide:


But my bragging is not quite as creepy!





I think.

:gbk:
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2007-10-27, 10:51 AM #21
It's creepy that Spook's signature has a link to a video of my friend's aunt :/
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2007-10-27, 10:53 AM #22
Originally posted by Detty:
It's creepy that Spook's signature has a link to a video of my friend's aunt :/


It must suck that he/she has the hots for his/her aunt.

Because you know he/she can't resist Gwen.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2007-10-27, 10:57 AM #23
555-3985.. Leads to an insurance company.
2007-10-27, 11:11 AM #24
Originally posted by Jon`C:
All three of you should kill yourselves.

I'm with him.
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2007-10-27, 11:17 AM #25
I hate to sound like a trendwhore, but...
Originally posted by Jon`C:
All three of you should kill yourselves.

this man has something.
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2007-10-27, 12:01 PM #26
This thread is indeed embarrassing.
2007-10-27, 1:05 PM #27
Errr, that totally shouldn't embarrass you if HE was the one wanking on about how he got laid... in front of said lay-er.

Then again, a triple suicide would make for some hard core entertainment :P
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2007-10-27, 1:55 PM #28
..... why? Egh.
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2007-10-27, 2:00 PM #29
Originally posted by Phate:
Then again, a triple suicide would make for some hard core entertainment :P


Would it make for some CRAZY HARDCORE ****?

Sorry. I've been on GBS too much. .(
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2007-10-27, 2:35 PM #30
What kind of toolshed would call his friend and brag about having sex right in front of said girl? :downswords:
DO NOT WANT.
2007-10-27, 2:53 PM #31
I've literally had hundreds of girlfriends.
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2007-10-27, 3:26 PM #32
Originally posted by Wolfy:
Would it make for some CRAZY HARDCORE ****?

Sorry. I've been on GBS too much. .(

Oh dear. :gonk:
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2007-10-27, 3:30 PM #33
We don't know who "Mike" is, we don't care, also way to make a thread about you being a virgin.
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2007-10-27, 7:00 PM #34
Originally posted by kyle90:
We don't know who "Mike" is, we don't care, also way to make a thread about you being a virgin.


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2007-10-27, 7:06 PM #35
OP is a recipe for a threesome
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2007-10-27, 9:35 PM #36
Originally posted by Emon:
OP is a recipe for a threesome

That is a very good observation. Do it. :v:
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2007-10-27, 10:30 PM #37
Do it.
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2007-10-28, 8:20 PM #38
Originally posted by Zell:
What kind of toolshed would call his friend and brag about having sex right in front of said girl? :downswords:


toolstore
2007-10-28, 8:31 PM #39
I haven't heard that one before. :psyduck:
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2007-10-29, 11:15 AM #40
Bah, you should had replied with "Wow, congrats man! Sounds like a good 10 dollars well spent!"
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