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Your Mom!
2007-10-26, 10:16 PM #1
Hello all :D

Scott told me I should post on here (he is still valiantly trying to get me to NeS it up).

So, I'm new, Imma chick, and I can't wait for the Zombie Invasion :D

-Ash from horseshoes-handgrenades.com
I am the master of my Phate, I am the captain of my soul.

http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/
2007-10-26, 10:19 PM #2
One day, all will post under my rule by NeS... :ninja:

Glad you signed up! :)
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2007-10-26, 10:21 PM #3
good day to you
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2007-10-26, 10:32 PM #4
Welcome! I'll definitely check out your site. Yay for more females!
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2007-10-26, 10:34 PM #5
Yay Ashley.

I still think we cannot ignore the vampire possibilities. Especially your obvious affinities for blood sucking.

Creeper.
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2007-10-26, 10:51 PM #6
Wow, worlds just collided! :o
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2007-10-26, 10:57 PM #7
Originally posted by Phate:
Hello all :D

Scott told me I should post on here (he is still valiantly trying to get me to NeS it up).

So, I'm new, Imma chick, and I can't wait for the Zombie Invasion :D

-Ash from horseshoes-handgrenades.com


What kit are you running in case of invasion? Do you prefer full body armor to prevent bites or are you concerned that the infected will be smart enough to use firearms?
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2007-10-26, 11:11 PM #8
Shovels beat zombies.
That is all.
2007-10-26, 11:12 PM #9
Oh, gawd... no smart ZombieZ on my watch.

I'm holing up for a month in my house... and THEN I'll try to get in touch with my friends and loved ones.

And then I go on a killing spree of doooom :D


(And hey! I don't suck, I just bite >;p)
I am the master of my Phate, I am the captain of my soul.

http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/
2007-10-26, 11:34 PM #10
I was hoping for a discussion of the advantages of various pieces of kit.

I kid you not every piece of military kit I buy is considered for it's viability as part of my counter-zombie load post-deployment.

Anyway welcome. And after you come out of your hole be sure to look me up I am always down for killing zombies and hanging out.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2007-10-27, 12:16 AM #11
It's zombie-huntin' season.
2007-10-27, 12:45 AM #12
Originally posted by Spook:
counter-zombie load post-deployment.


This sounded vaguely dirty to me.
2007-10-27, 1:06 AM #13
Quote:
I was hoping for a discussion of the advantages of various pieces of kit.


I don't know what that is :[
I am the master of my Phate, I am the captain of my soul.

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2007-10-27, 1:45 AM #14
He means guns and crap for use against the zombie hoard.
2007-10-27, 2:05 AM #15
Dude, I'm from WV.... I own every gun ever made X's 5 :p

I sleep with one under my bed ^_^

Not one for armor, tho... if they are THAT damn close, then I've failed anyway :D
I am the master of my Phate, I am the captain of my soul.

http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/
2007-10-27, 5:30 AM #16
Originally posted by Phate:
Dude, I'm from WV.... I own every gun ever made X's 5 :p

I sleep with one under my bed ^_^

Not one for armor, tho... if they are THAT damn close, then I've failed anyway :D


Where are you from in WV?
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2007-10-27, 5:33 AM #17
Your mom's face.
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2007-10-27, 5:35 AM #18
Hello Plate! I welcome to the forums, I'm the local... er... Jep. Remember if you have an extra sammich, I always welcome them.

Welcome to your new prison, er... Home.
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2007-10-27, 5:47 AM #19
I guess we still take souls around here. Just drop off your soul in the slot below. Thanks, and welcome!
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2007-10-27, 10:33 AM #20
Originally posted by Phate:
Dude, I'm from WV.... I own every gun ever made X's 5 :p

I sleep with one under my bed ^_^

Not one for armor, tho... if they are THAT damn close, then I've failed anyway :D


You have a point. And it will only slow you down. Not such a problem if they are normal zombies, but if they're the freaking scary running ones like in 28 days later I think we are all ****ed.

Anyway any new ideas you get to fight the zombies feel free to pass them on to me. I am always looking for new stuff to outfit my anti-zombie mujahedeen with.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2007-10-27, 11:30 AM #21
Quote:
Your mom's face.


OH NOES! I have been pwnd!

Quote:
I am always looking for new stuff to outfit my anti-zombie mujahedeen with.


Deep trenches that you can light ablaze at least once a day (for when they fall in), and an AK :D
I am the master of my Phate, I am the captain of my soul.

http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/
2007-10-27, 11:40 AM #22
Originally posted by Phate:
(And hey! I don't suck, I just bite >;p)


Why is it I cringed when I read that?? D:
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2007-10-27, 11:51 AM #23
Ashley, what's Steve's AIM? Also yours too, but I actually have something business for him.
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2007-10-27, 12:17 PM #24
Originally posted by Yecti:
Why is it I cringed when I read that?? D:

Because you're a healthy human male.

Don't worry, I did too /_\
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2007-10-27, 12:21 PM #25
West Virginia?

I was considering a ride down there, to visit a friend. :/
2007-10-27, 12:45 PM #26
Oh, gawd... I didn't mean like THAT?!

It was a whole vampyr convo from the night before >_<

It took me, like, an hour to figure out why the biting comment would make someone geek out o_O

Preeverts! All of you!


Quote:
Ashley, what's Steve's AIM? Also yours too, but I actually have something business for him.



Just email him ;) He might stab me if I give out his im :P
I am the master of my Phate, I am the captain of my soul.

http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/
2007-10-27, 12:47 PM #27
He already has my AIM, he just forgot to give me his.

What's his e-mail? OR give him mine and tell him to IM me ASAP: xone009
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2007-10-27, 12:56 PM #28
Quote:
What's his e-mail? OR give him mine and tell him to IM me ASAP: xone009



Just use the H&H one :D


(fans@horseshoes-handgrenades.com)

<3<3
I am the master of my Phate, I am the captain of my soul.

http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/
2007-10-27, 1:20 PM #29
Wow, you're from WV? So am I! Amazing. Someone here from WV that I didn't introduce them to the site.
2007-10-27, 1:25 PM #30
Your moms so fat shes not allowed to travel.

She'd throw off the tides.

o.0
2007-10-27, 1:27 PM #31
Your Mom jokes died out 7 years ago.

Also, HELLO! :D
nope.
2007-10-27, 1:34 PM #32
No, your momma fights are still common at my school. >_>

o.0
2007-10-27, 1:37 PM #33
Originally posted by Greenboy:
Your moms so fat shes not allowed to travel.

She'd throw off the tides.



Your momma is so fat Jabba The Hutt was like DAAAAAYUMMMMN.
2007-10-27, 1:42 PM #34
Originally posted by Greenboy:
No, your momma fights are still common at my school. >_>


You're a bearded hippie that goes to school to learn how to build crappy wooden boats, I hope you feel good.
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nope.
2007-10-27, 1:47 PM #35
Originally posted by JediKirby:
Yay Ashley.


Make sure it's not CoolMatty again!! D:
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2007-10-27, 1:47 PM #36
h8
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2007-10-27, 1:48 PM #37
I am impressed that nobody has yet demanded pics.

Unless I just missed them.

Regardless I must go drive the zamboni now.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2007-10-27, 2:24 PM #38
Originally posted by Rob:
Your momma is so fat Jabba The Hutt was like DAAAAAYUMMMMN.


Yeah? Well your mommas so dumb she thought a lightsaber had less calories!

o.0
2007-10-27, 2:58 PM #39
Originally posted by Spook:
I am impressed that nobody has yet demanded pics.

Unless I just missed them.

Regardless I must go drive the zamboni now.


many a select few of us have already seen pics. (she's a babe)
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2007-10-27, 3:00 PM #40
Incidentially, she looks a lot like Max from Sam and Max fame...:rolleyes:
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