So a few minutes ago, there was a knock at my door. Puzzled, I paused the movie I was watching (True Lies), and staggered to my feet. Heard a second knock. I walked to the door, and glanced through the peephole.. It's dark, the landlady won't fix the light outside... I see a figure, long dark hair, about 5'6". Thinking it might be my sister, I throw open the door. The light from my home illuminates a kid, about 9 or 10, with green paint on his face. He's wearing a black wig. He smiles at me.

Me: (puzzled) Wha... ?

Kid: Trick Or Treat!

Me: oh... uhh.. right sorry. I don't have any candy. Sorry, I forgot.

Kid: Uhh.. Ok. Thanks. Bye.

*kid runs off*

Seriously, it didn't even dawn on me when I saw the paint. I must be daft.

ur drunk...

nope. not at all.

If your porch light is off, they shouldn't be knocking on your door. Speaking of Halloween, prepare for ultimate cuteness:

we had the proch light on but inside lights off, kids wouldn't even wait for a few seconds after they rang the bell before they ran away. Thought I was going to have quite a bit of leftovers until we turned the inside lights on...

He's going to get your souls, so be nice.

Haha he looks just like you Brian.

Wow today's Halloween? I thought it was dress-like-devils-and-angels-but-not-really-just-get-away-with-dressing-like-a-slut-day.

It's why I hate Americans.

ditto. Except for the hating America part

I am totally cool with people dressing like sluts.

Wait, ..how many kids do you have? 2 (baby and him)?

he looks like you brian. and no, i'm not saying you're cute. he is though.

hope you had fun. this was the first year my boys were out on their own.

Same thing happened to me. I was writing and here a knock at the door. I open up the door to a devil and goblin(?) and one good looking mother.

This sums my face up nicely :

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Time passes...

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OH CRAP! "Je n'ai pas de bon bon, désolé! Joyeuse Halloween!"

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I kinda wish I did have candy because that was one sexy mama with her two kids. XD

ha! and by giving her kids candy on a night when many men would be giving her kids candy she would've had them wait outside while she came in and pleasured you.

jk.

Well that was the plan.........................................................gbk?

No, he has more hair than Brian.

<.<. .>.>

I was thinking something similar when I went to Wal-Mart last night. And they're always FAT.

It's not just an american holiday.

Wow, if Halloween of all things is why you hate Americans...wow.

Sounds like you don't need that penis. I bet you could donate it to a tranny.

Hi mechwarrior.

He's the baby, but he's 15 months old now, and acting more like a kid than a baby every day. Now if only I could get him potty trained!!!!

Maybe it's just the perspective of the camera but he looks huge for 15 months. Is his baby food mashed up PowerBars or what?

He's big, he's 25 lbs, in the 90th percentile height-wise but only 50th percentile weight-wise. He's taller than a lot of 2 year olds he hangs out with.

Haha he is going to be a freak like me through junior high but then in high school all the ladies will discover how hawt he is for being tall green and handsome.

Yes Brian, your son bears some resemblance to me as an infant. Keep a close eye on that one there.

Brian started it...

I was hoping to see something cool, but I was blocked by a login page

it's two toddlers in Batman and Robin costumes.