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Which chemical element are you?
2007-11-03, 1:33 AM #1
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=10462132396003208006

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Your Score: Na... Sodium
You scored 34 Mass, 26 Electronegativity, 22 Metal, and 0 Radioactivity!

You are the very salt of the Earth... well, part of it anyway. Society needs a lot of you. You'd of made a perfect peasant in feudal times. You do your own thing without asking too much, but once you've established yourself in your life you don't change it too easily. The problem with you is that, while you are a great cornerstone of a society, you don't really feel the personal onus to keep it going. That's why we need taxes... heh heh heh. With respect to relationships you'll probably, sadly, never find one of those loves that solves every problem you've ever had... but you're still capable of having a great relationship filled with all sorts of positive nouns like trust and whatnot. You can balance your lack of neediness by being with someone who deeply does need you (or needs someone at least)... halogens are good for that (F, Cl, Br, I). Unfortunately you can replace that one special person easily with a whole lot of people who are a little special, so this relationship probably will not last forever... go for it if you live in the countryside... if you're in the city then it might just be best to live the bachelor's life until you grow sick of it.


I take offense at the peasant jab. :(
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2007-11-03, 1:39 AM #2
Your Score: He... Helium.
You scored 24 Mass, 22 Electronegativity, 52 Metal, and 0 Radioactivity!

That's odd, our tests indicate that you did not just take this test. In fact, we're not even sure you exist. Oh, wait, no, somebody just found indirect evidence of you in the deep Earth and in the Sun. Okay, so you're real, but man, you need to get out more. Actually, you're pretty cool, always doing your own thing, but we kinda wish that you would interact with us a bit more. On a positive note, I think some research lab in Berkeley has managed to put you into a psuedo-stable relationship that, if you're kept very cold, you won't walk away from... or maybe that was Xenon. I forget.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gende

Helium doesn't exist now?
2007-11-03, 1:41 AM #3
Sodium.

o.0
2007-11-03, 2:14 AM #4
Oh, before I take the test I'm going to say Molybdenum because no bugger can pronounce it's name.

I'll take the test later - I've got to get ready to go out. :)
2007-11-03, 2:26 AM #5
Your Score: Zn... Zinc
You scored 28 Mass, 34 Electronegativity, 55 Metal, and 0 Radioactivity!

You have a strong sense of the communal good and you aren't too demanding. You know better than to mess with the powers that be. You value being surronded by the right people, but don't care too much about what people beyond your group think of you. You are also the last element to be mentioned in every vitamin commercial, and have gained recognition throughout the 50+ community as the very symbol of "completeness." Hmm, you might be good at taking care of sick people, but that might be hogwash too.
2007-11-03, 2:44 AM #6
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Your Score: Cr...Chromium
You scored 30 Mass, 22 Electronegativity, 56 Metal, and 0 Radioactivity!

Oooohaaaaah.... shiny! You probably have an incredibly stable and well-maintained group of friends... that probably also don't get out much either. You're not one to get bogged down by a problem. Of course, I'm basing this upon Chromium's ultra-low water-exchange constant and it 's corrosion-resistant properties, and I wouldn't be too surprised if the analogy doesn't even apply.


Yep I think this one pretty much pegged me.
Stuff
2007-11-03, 2:53 AM #7
Your Score: C...CarbonYou scored 33 Mass, 37 Electronegativity, 31 Metal, and 0 Radioactivity!
Nobody understands you... no, not even organic chemists. The social individualist. You like your attention... but not TOO MUCH attention. You are able to form incredibly close relationships with many individuals, but you don't really get along with preexisting groups. You value equality in relationships, and don't deal well with overly submissive or demanding people. Well, whatever... thanks for making life possible... oh, and cut the global warming out.
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2007-11-03, 3:00 AM #8
Your Score: Pb... Lead
You scored 61 Mass, 39 Electronegativity, 35 Metal, and 0 Radioactivity!

You are a byproduct of radioactive decay... I don't know how to interpret that. Anyway, you're absolutely fixed in how you approach life, but it is really all okay to you. You're like that guy who flew too close to the sun, achieved omniscience for a couple seconds, and then forgot everything while returning to Earth only to spend the rest of his days as a blind man with a distant alien wisdom and sadness in his vacant eyes. You probably really love kids, but know to stay away from them because some aspect of your otherworldly nature makes them sick... especially when they eat you in the form of paint chips.

That doesn't sound like me at all, really. Oh well, silly Internet tests.
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2007-11-03, 3:57 AM #9
Phosphorus.
"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."
2007-11-03, 4:03 AM #10
Hey, I'm the first radioactive of you guys.

Your Score: Cl... Chlorine
You scored 45 Mass, 51 Electronegativity, 33 Metal, and 80 Radioactivity!

You are the vampire of the chemical world. You know what you want and you take it. Not only that, but you are pretty hard to get rid of. You're either found at the center of a group of drama fanatics, or mercilessly clinging to one person and demanding their complete attention. You're one of the few elements that can take something from someone and keep it after ditching them. You're the type who might make a girl fall in love with you in order to meet her sister. I make this sound all bad, but you're also pretty good at removing scum from pools.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
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2007-11-03, 4:18 AM #11
Zinc

You scored 32 Mass, 34 Electronegativity, 70 Metal, and 0 Radioactivity!
2007-11-03, 4:58 AM #12
Molybdenum
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2007-11-03, 5:03 AM #13
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You'd of


:mad:
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2007-11-03, 6:58 AM #14
I'm helium. Huh.
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2007-11-03, 7:19 AM #15
Awesome isn't a chemical element, so this test is irrelevant.
2007-11-03, 7:40 AM #16
Barium

You scored 58 Mass, 22 Electronegativity, 48 Metal, and 0 Radioactivity!

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Ahh, the isolationist. You might be in prison, or you might be living alone out in the desert with only your guns to keep you company, but you're certainly not mingling with society at large. You have little desire for what society has to offer, but if someone comes for what you have then there's going to be a rumble. Your best chance for interpersonal happiness will come after the dust settles and you and your opponent reawaken in a field of devastation that has scoured all other life from the Earth for miles around... if the opponent fought well, you can find happiness in that mutual admiration.
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2007-11-03, 7:51 AM #17
Your Score: Si... Silicon
You scored 34 Mass, 39 Electronegativity, 36 Metal, and 10 Radioactivity!

Interesting. Take a bunch of really common person-elements and throw them together to get something truely exceptional... that's you. You are probably someone that gave up on trying to understand society at large a long time ago. You don't fear it, but you don't try to be one with it either. You are more or less unperturbed by things... if a problem comes up you might deal with it, or you might avoid it... whatever. You don't take kindly to people pushing you around, and you don't really push anyone else around. You're probably the only one that can tame oxygen simply because you don't understand it's raging neediness, but that doesn't mean that you'll really enjoy having a tame oxygen hanging around all that much either. You can probably get along with people like yourself really well, but you aren't your own soulmate... if only they could make entire colonies of people like you you'd be stoked. Just like you don't understand society, society doesn't understand you... and yes that is my excuse for not knowing how to describe you better.
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2007-11-03, 8:36 AM #18
If SC doesn't get Silicon I shall be disillusioned.

Anyway,
Zn... Zinc

You scored 27 Mass, 33 Electronegativity, 53 Metal, and 10 Radioactivity!

You have a strong sense of the communal good and you aren't too demanding. You know better than to mess with the powers that be. You value being surronded by the right people, but don't care too much about what people beyond your group think of you. You are also the last element to be mentioned in every vitamin commercial, and have gained recognition throughout the 50+ community as the very symbol of "completeness." Hmm, you might be good at taking care of sick people, but that might be hogwash too.
nope.
2007-11-03, 8:53 AM #19
Your Score: Y...Yttrium
You scored 50 Mass, 20 Electronegativity, 57 Metal, and 0 Radioactivity!

Yttrium? Yttrium??? You're messing with me, right? That's not a real element. Really? If you say so. Okay... how about: You are really a solitary creature, and you're somewhat set in your ways. You work, consciously or subconsciously, towards the betterment of society, but I guess you do this by befriending it's strangest elements. You're kind of a spaceman/woman, but in the end you're allright. You should try to be with the benign weirdos of the world because, by goodness, no one else will. Oh, it says here that you are abundant on the moon. Interpret as you will.
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Rbots
2007-11-03, 9:07 AM #20
Your Score: Zn... Zinc
You scored 32 Mass, 32 Electronegativity, 67 Metal, and 0 Radioactivity!

You have a strong sense of the communal good and you aren't too demanding. You know better than to mess with the powers that be. You value being surronded by the right people, but don't care too much about what people beyond your group think of you. You are also the last element to be mentioned in every vitamin commercial, and have gained recognition throughout the 50+ community as the very symbol of "completeness." Hmm, you might be good at taking care of sick people, but that might be hogwash too.
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2007-11-03, 9:08 AM #21
Your Score: C...CarbonYou scored 30 Mass, 34 Electronegativity, 46 Metal, and 10 Radioactivity!
Nobody understands you... no, not even organic chemists. The social individualist. You like your attention... but not TOO MUCH attention. You are able to form incredibly close relationships with many individuals, but you don't really get along with preexisting groups. You value equality in relationships, and don't deal well with overly submissive or demanding people. Well, whatever... thanks for making life possible... oh, and cut the global warming out.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Mass
You scored higher than 99% on Electroneg
You scored higher than 99% on Metal
You scored higher than 99% on Radioactivity

:raise:
2007-11-03, 9:28 AM #22
I'm still more radioactive than any of you, *****es.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2007-11-03, 9:33 AM #23
mort-hog when someone gets fluorine we should hang out some time
2007-11-03, 10:09 AM #24
Originally posted by Mort-Hog:
I'm still more radioactive than any of you, *****es.


So science DID scramble your brains!

:o
2007-11-03, 10:10 AM #25
Congratulations, you are one of the only things that can kill werewolves. In addition to that, you are socially-minded, constructive, and pretty hard to corrode. You, like iron, are a cornerstone of any collaborative effort. You tend to be a bit set in your ways, but you're also pretty good about sticking up for yourself. All this is well and good, but most people just like you because you're shiny.
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2007-11-03, 10:26 AM #26
Your Score: Si... Silicon
You scored 47 Mass, 38 Electronegativity, 46 Metal, and 20 Radioactivity!

Interesting. Take a bunch of really common person-elements and throw them together to get something truely exceptional... that's you. You are probably someone that gave up on trying to understand society at large a long time ago. You don't fear it, but you don't try to be one with it either. You are more or less unperturbed by things... if a problem comes up you might deal with it, or you might avoid it... whatever. You don't take kindly to people pushing you around, and you don't really push anyone else around. You're probably the only one that can tame oxygen simply because you don't understand it's raging neediness, but that doesn't mean that you'll really enjoy having a tame oxygen hanging around all that much either. You can probably get along with people like yourself really well, but you aren't your own soulmate... if only they could make entire colonies of people like you you'd be stoked. Just like you don't understand society, society doesn't understand you... and yes that is my excuse for not knowing how to describe you better.
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2007-11-03, 11:19 AM #27
Your Score: Mo... Molybdenum

You scored 41 Mass, 34 Electronegativity, 65 Metal, and 0 Radioactivity!

I like to think of you as the miracle worker in The Princess Bride... you can do anything and you do it for the betterment of society. Just because you can raise the dead and make flying wagons and stuff doesn't mean that you show off about it though. You are capable of forming bizarre webs of relationships in which individuals are accomplices, lovers, coworkers, and so on all at once. I once saw you hanging out at the center of a cycloheptatriene... it was completely freakish and bizarre, and I'm not sure I've known what to think of you since. But hey, to each their own. Oh, and stay away from the carbon monoxide... you suck that stuff up.
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2007-11-03, 11:42 AM #28
Your Score: He... Helium.
You scored 32 Mass, 27 Electronegativity, 46 Metal, and 0 Radioactivity!


That's odd, our tests indicate that you did not just take this test. In fact, we're not even sure you exist. Oh, wait, no, somebody just found indirect evidence of you in the deep Earth and in the Sun. Okay, so you're real, but man, you need to get out more. Actually, you're pretty cool, always doing your own thing, but we kinda wish that you would interact with us a bit more. On a positive note, I think some research lab in Berkeley has managed to put you into a psuedo-stable relationship that, if you're kept very cold, you won't walk away from... or maybe that was Xenon. I forget.
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2007-11-03, 11:53 AM #29
Your Score: Fe... Iron
You scored 33 Mass, 46 Electronegativity, 61 Metal, and 0 Radioactivity!


I don't really need to describe you do I? You're the backbone of any well put together group... communally minded, out going and social, but you don't demand to be the center of attention. Without groups of people like you, human society would crumble. I mean that... don't change. With respect to realtionships, I don't know what to tell ya. I guess I'd reccommend a first row transition metal... or if you don't mind being submissive then go for an oxygen... everyone else will wonder how you ended up with one of those drama queens, but you'll probably secretly love it and he/she will bring out colors of you that you didn't know existed.
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2007-11-03, 11:54 AM #30
Your Score: W... Tungsten
You scored 57 Mass, 15 Electronegativity, 71 Metal, and 70 Radioactivity!

You may buy into the values of society, but you just can't seem to fit into it. You've always been a bit too prone to over-reacting. On the bright side you can withstand extremely high energy people and environments just as easily as you can low energy ones. You might do comparatively well hanging out with Phosphorous people as a result. In fact, you are probably the best suited person to try to shape their efforts into something constructive... unfortunately, that would require your actively involving yourself with someone, which you are generally loathe to do. The ideal job for you would be working within a nuclear power plant... alone.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Mass
You scored higher than 99% on Electroneg
You scored higher than 99% on Metal
You scored higher than 99% on Radioactivity
2007-11-03, 12:02 PM #31
**** YEA BISMUTH


D:
A dream is beautiful because it remains a dream.
2007-11-03, 1:00 PM #32
:neckbeard:

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Your Score: Zn... Zinc
You scored 28 Mass, 34 Electronegativity, 71 Metal, and 0 Radioactivity!

You have a strong sense of the communal good and you aren't too demanding. You know better than to mess with the powers that be. You value being surronded by the right people, but don't care too much about what people beyond your group think of you. You are also the last element to be mentioned in every vitamin commercial, and have gained recognition throughout the 50+ community as the very symbol of "completeness." Hmm, you might be good at taking care of sick people, but that might be hogwash too.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2007-11-03, 1:09 PM #33
Originally posted by Gettleburger:
**** YEA BISMUTH


D:


ANTIMONY IS SUPERIOR
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2007-11-03, 1:20 PM #34
Your Score: C...Carbon

You scored 29 Mass, 37 Electronegativity, 27 Metal, and 70 Radioactivity!

Nobody understands you... no, not even organic chemists. The social individualist. You like your attention... but not TOO MUCH attention. You are able to form incredibly close relationships with many individuals, but you don't really get along with preexisting groups. You value equality in relationships, and don't deal well with overly submissive or demanding people. Well, whatever... thanks for making life possible... oh, and cut the global warming out.
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2007-11-03, 1:23 PM #35
Your Score: Cl... Chlorine
You scored 43 Mass, 52 Electronegativity, 34 Metal, and 10 Radioactivity!

You are the vampire of the chemical world. You know what you want and you take it. Not only that, but you are pretty hard to get rid of. You're either found at the center of a group of drama fanatics, or mercilessly clinging to one person and demanding their complete attention. You're one of the few elements that can take something from someone and keep it after ditching them. You're the type who might make a girl fall in love with you in order to meet her sister. I make this sound all bad, but you're also pretty good at removing scum from pools.

You scored higher than 63% on Mass
You scored higher than 94% on Electroneg
You scored higher than 12% on Metal
You scored higher than 45% on Radioactivity
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2007-11-03, 1:43 PM #36
Your Score: C...Carbon
You scored 33 Mass, 29 Electronegativity, 45 Metal, and 10 Radioactivity!

Nobody understands you... no, not even organic chemists. The social individualist. You like your attention... but not TOO MUCH attention. You are able to form incredibly close relationships with many individuals, but you don't really get along with preexisting groups. You value equality in relationships, and don't deal well with overly submissive or demanding people. Well, whatever... thanks for making life possible... oh, and cut the global warming out.

CARBON, *****!
2007-11-03, 1:51 PM #37
Yeah, I'm Silicon.
2007-11-03, 2:13 PM #38
Originally posted by JediNeo:
Your Score: C...CarbonYou scored 33 Mass, 37 Electronegativity, 31 Metal, and 0 Radioactivity!
Nobody understands you... no, not even organic chemists. The social individualist. You like your attention... but not TOO MUCH attention. You are able to form incredibly close relationships with many individuals, but you don't really get along with preexisting groups. You value equality in relationships, and don't deal well with overly submissive or demanding people. Well, whatever... thanks for making life possible... oh, and cut the global warming out.


same
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2007-11-03, 2:37 PM #39
Sodium
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2007-11-03, 3:02 PM #40
Barium
$do || ! $do ; try
try: command not found
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