Try the most potent cough drops you can find, the kind loaded full of all sorts of anesthetics. Anything marketed as being for severe sore throats should work.
Sore throat spray helps a lot too, although they burn at first. You might almost want to open the bottle and gargle a little if it's that bad, because spraying doesn't usually last that long.
You'll probably want ibuprofen or naproxen (Advil or Aleve) for pain relief as they are anti-inflammatory. A good anti-inflammatory dose of ibuprofen is four tablets, I'm not sure about naproxen.
As you can see I've had quite a bit of personal experience on the subject.
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