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A really gory German forklift training video
2004-07-29, 4:55 PM #1
Take a look, quite gory and fun!

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2004-07-29, 5:01 PM #2
0_o Ahaha.

Oh god was that priceless. it made Kill Bill look like The Lion King...
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2004-07-29, 5:12 PM #3
Oh man... that was disturbing. Funny how it starts out all serious and innocent, making you think it was a real safety training video about using forklifts but when the limbs start flying and the blood starts spewing, you might want to put the kids to bed and get yourself a paper bag or two. Oh yeah, and having a full stomach might be a bad thing to have if you're planning to watch the video!

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2004-07-29, 5:15 PM #4
Geez, this is so old, it's not even the second time it's been posted.

But it's still good. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-07-29, 5:15 PM #5
That's too funny! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-07-29, 5:19 PM #6
Every time I get past the head-stabbage part, it starts over... ?

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2004-07-29, 5:48 PM #7
Hehe, I love this movie. I still have it on my hard drive from the first time it was posted. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-07-29, 5:52 PM #8
I actually got away showing this video to my German class at school...

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gree gree.
2004-07-29, 5:59 PM #9
It was funny at first, cause everyone's like uhh so what when they get hurt, but then it just gets discusting. Those wierd Germans.
2004-07-29, 6:14 PM #10
Kedri posted this originally if I remember. Great video.

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I can't think of anything to put here right now.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-07-29, 7:12 PM #11
It is really famous.
They even made a DVD out of that movie.
And yesterday my boss asked me whether I know it.

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Sorry for the lousy German
2004-07-29, 7:17 PM #12
I clicked the link, but it does nothing. Bandwidth problems?

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2004-07-29, 8:38 PM #13
Yeah its a bit too gory for my liking.

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2004-07-29, 10:49 PM #14
My German teacher loved it. Hell, so did I, and all my mates.

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2004-07-30, 1:37 AM #15
Does anyone have a downloaded version of that, because that stream isn't really working for me. And for some reason, WMP videos in internetexplorer/firefox have ALWAYS appeared upsidedown for me.

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2004-07-30, 1:49 AM #16
http://media.hugi.is/hahradi/fyndnar/STAPLERFAHRERKLAUSDERERSTEA-1.wmv

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2004-07-30, 4:34 AM #17
Whoever said the Germans have no sense of humour?

That was great! What is the DVD called?

Anyway, I hate streaming movies. The audio is totally out of sync.
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2004-07-30, 5:19 AM #18
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That was great! What is the DVD called?
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"Staplerfahrer Klaus - Der erste Arbeitstag" It holds the movie and IIRC 70 minutes of bonus-material.

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Sorry for the lousy German
2004-07-30, 7:08 AM #19
Bwahahaha. Gory, yet hilarious. No audio out of sync here. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif] [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]
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2004-07-30, 7:23 AM #20
We need more safety videos like that!

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2004-07-30, 7:25 AM #21
I love that video. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-07-30, 5:48 PM #22
The funniest part out of the whole video is where they rode off into the sunset. The best safety video I've ever seen. How old is it? I've never saw it here before.
2004-07-31, 6:43 AM #23
The full version for those with E-Donkey p2p clients:

ed2k://|file|Staplerfahrer.Klaus.-.Der.erste.Arbeitstag.%5BDVDRip.by.Fortinbras%5D.mpg|211149344|f24d92ff7d009d9ce4aa03ca9d1d358c|

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2004-07-31, 8:24 AM #24
I also seen this before. It's not sadistic to enjoy that movie, is it?

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