So I ordered pizza.

*ring ring* "PIZZZA IS HERE OPEN DOOR---*click*

I go downstairs and open my gate and he is staring at me for like 10 seconds.

"Here's the money..and tip"

"HERE'S PIZZA"

He was freaking kneeling while giving me my pizza and was still staring at me. Then he leaves. But did he? No he stands there looking in the distant, then looks toward my apartment complex. He starts calling someone, then leaves. Freaky.

Pizza seems alright...

Anyone ever had weird moments with pizzamen or any other strangers delivering you stuff?

Maybe he thought you were...

Osama bin Laden?

mmm pizza, I think I'll get some now!

Child predators are never subtle.

Bus drivers are stranger.

I was a pizza delivery boy for awhile. What you experienced is what we are trained to do.

I once had a pizza delivery dude drop off the pizza, but it was that ONE time where I had no extra money for tip. He slammed my door, went into his car, spun his wheels a squeaky and furious like, then crashed in the neighbour's fence.

****ing lol worthy