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2007-11-14, 10:07 PM #1

Vin

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml;jsessionid=MLYGYKBGOGQ2DQFIQMFSFGGAVCBQ0IV0?xml=/news/2007/11/12/wtree112.xml

Seriously, what the ****.

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2007-11-14, 10:18 PM #2

Emon

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They're seriously overgrown warts, what the ****.

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2007-11-14, 10:26 PM #3

genk

doot!

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2007-11-14, 10:29 PM #4

Freelancer

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That is pretty cool-looking.

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2007-11-14, 10:36 PM #5

Vin

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Yeah, I bet that's what he thinks when he wakes up and looks in the mirror; "Damn, I am so badass."

2007-11-14, 11:13 PM #6

Veger

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I've had warts almost as big as a dime as a child... and sometimes there are like little individual chunks in them... I guess that's what happens when they overtake your hand?

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2007-11-15, 4:49 AM #7

Rob

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I had a wart on the palm of my left hand about the size of a pencil eraser for about a year.

I did those at home cold things for about a month, and then it fell off. :/

**** hurt though.

2007-11-15, 4:54 AM #8

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

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I can't believe getting the money to bring someone like this to the US to help them can cost so much money.

:/

It seems pretty hypocritical given everything that is going on with our foreign policy.

2007-11-15, 6:02 AM #9

Chewbubba

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That's somewhere between weird, sad, and gross.

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2007-11-15, 7:19 AM #10

Darth Evad

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Yeah, I bet that's what he thinks when he wakes up and looks in the mirror; "Damn, I am so badass."

he could become a super hero and fight villainy everywhere.

2007-11-15, 7:35 AM #11

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

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saw this on digg last week, was pretty cool

2007-11-15, 8:12 AM #12

genk

doot!

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i bet he doesn't like zippers on pants

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2007-11-15, 8:35 AM #13

SiliconC

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That's pretty terrible.

2007-11-15, 9:07 AM #14

Anakin9012

The humor went right over his head

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2007-11-15, 4:16 PM #15

Phantom-Seraph

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It almost appears as if he has salad fingers :eek:

My blawgh.

2007-11-15, 4:23 PM #16

Dark__Knight

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That is very, very disturbing. D: I feel really bad for this guy, and his wife was such a *****. I mean come on, leaving someone just because they're turning into a tree? She should know that true beauty is on the inside.

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2007-11-15, 4:53 PM #17

Vin

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Like a wood nymph.

2007-11-15, 5:04 PM #18

Emon

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Originally posted by Dark__Knight:

I mean come on, leaving someone just because they're turning into a tree? She should know that true beauty is on the inside.

I agree in principle, but ****, it's not like he's an ugly burn victim, he's a ****ing tree.

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2007-11-16, 6:46 PM #19

ECHOMAN

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Originally posted by Emon:

I agree in principle, but ****, it's not like he's an ugly burn victim, he's a ****ing tree.

But she wouldn't have left if he had great morning wood.

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2007-11-16, 7:22 PM #20

stinkey diver

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He could be a pretty cool superhero. Did anyone else see that link on the page about that werido who sexed up his bike?

Take that there and put it in here

2007-11-16, 7:24 PM #21

Thrawn[numbarz]

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umm yeah thats gross

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2007-11-16, 7:30 PM #22

JediKirby

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I wonder how heavy his hands are.

Also, I would've used the deformity as some kind of god-status.
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2007-11-16, 8:15 PM #23

BombayZeus

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Gigantic warts? Thanx. Bai.