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Huckabee: Chuck Norris Approved
2007-11-18, 9:01 PM #1

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i think i've got my vote picked now
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2007-11-18, 9:05 PM #2
...uhhhh..!!

politics and internet meme's don't match up....
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2007-11-18, 9:07 PM #3
Huckabee is 100% insane.
2007-11-18, 9:10 PM #4
old news :tfti:
2007-11-18, 9:13 PM #5
Holy ****, that's amazing. My vote has definitely changed.
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2007-11-18, 9:16 PM #6
Kudos to him for actually having the guts to try something like that.
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2007-11-18, 9:18 PM #7
I used to say Chuck Norris 2008, but I think Mike Huckabee will do. He has Chuck's approval.
2007-11-18, 9:46 PM #8
that
was
awesome
:awesome:
free(jin);
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2007-11-18, 9:54 PM #9
Could there be anything more awesome?! I don't think so. :neckbeard:
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2007-11-18, 10:35 PM #10
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in evolution. Awesome as the meme may be, he isn't going to make me vote for somebody.
2007-11-18, 10:36 PM #11
Hahahaha. "Chuck Norris Aprroved" is about to go viral.
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2007-11-18, 11:15 PM #12
Woot, Norris and Huckabee are gonna kick some ***! (as in donkey)
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2007-11-19, 7:08 AM #13
Originally posted by Aglar:
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in evolution. Awesome as the meme may be, he isn't going to make me vote for somebody.


There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures that Chuck Norris allows to live.

You're right though. Any candidate Chuck Norris would endorse is a candidate unlikely to get my vote. I don't loathe Huckabee the way I do Giuliani or Clinton or Tancredo, but he definitely wouldn't be my choice.
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2007-11-19, 7:45 AM #14
I really dislike Huckabee, but this is lulz-tastic. Anyone got a hi-res version?
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2007-11-19, 9:54 AM #15
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures that Chuck Norris allows to live.

That one is actually why I knew that about Chuck Norris.

Originally posted by Wikipedia:
One of the satirical "facts" made of Norris states that "There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live." Upon hearing this, Chuck replied:

It's funny. It's cute. But here's what I really think about the theory of evolution: It's not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures. By the way, without Him, I don't have any power. But with Him, the Bible tells me, I really can do all things—and so can you."[3]
2007-11-19, 10:08 AM #16
I hate Chuck Norris. He's a usurping git that doesn't deserve any of the attention he's received. If anyone seriously changes their vote based on his recommendation, all I have to say to you is: Baaa, sheep, baaa.

And Walker, Texas Ranger was a terrible show.
2007-11-19, 10:18 AM #17
i've been thinking huckabee for a while now, and this just gives it another notch to the 'yes' category
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DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
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