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Become Invisible and Spider Seduction Tricks.
2007-11-18, 9:20 PM #1
Silicon showed me this on the chat rooms.

Invisibility and seduction is yours.


Seller has 99.5% satisfaction rate too.
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2007-11-18, 9:24 PM #2
moral purposes only
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2007-11-18, 9:29 PM #3
I have the say the picture of the spider-thing was pretty uh... D:

I wish I knew someone who'd buy this, just so I could see what they give you. Like a spider to throw at women...? :confused:
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2007-11-18, 9:32 PM #4
Some of my favorite lines:

NO danger. You can't be hurt in any way

# A cure for male baldness that really works

# Unusual methods to GAIN 4” - 6” in height

This is scientifically proven to work!

Bringing dead creatures BACK TO LIFE!

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Wanna bet what it really is? I bet it's just a tutorial on how to use photo editing software to edit video to remove yourself from some frames.

Then techniques for photoshoping your face into your favorite porn movie.

And it ends with techniques such as reversing video to make an animal you hit with a hammer appear to rise when you strike it! And audio dubbing to make animals look like they obey you!

2007-11-18, 9:35 PM #5
I wish I were immoral enough to make money in this fashion.

Sigh......
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2007-11-18, 9:35 PM #6
Originally posted by Warlockmish:
Seller has 99.5% satisfaction rate too.


http://xkcd.com/325/ - Read tooltip.

2007-11-18, 9:50 PM #7
So tempting.
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2007-11-18, 9:55 PM #8
Found the negative feedback. I wish there was a faster way to find it though. It gets annoying to go page after page looking for it.
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2007-11-18, 11:36 PM #9
Let's all pitch in a couple dollars and buy it?
2007-11-19, 7:50 AM #10
do we have any idiots here with silly amounts of money?
2007-11-19, 7:55 AM #11
Quote:
i have blowed money on dumber ****


Yes. Yes there is.
2007-11-19, 7:56 AM #12
Originally posted by The_Reafis:
do we have any idiots here with silly amounts of money?


What, you don't have silly amounts of money?
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2007-11-19, 8:03 AM #13
define "silly"
2007-11-19, 9:23 AM #14
I'll put in $5. Every put down how much they'll throw in and then we can paypal it to me and I can buy clothes this.
2007-11-19, 11:26 AM #15
hmm 5$ from several people to NOT buy you a tiger skin pattern thong....

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