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The Third Annual Great Massassian Christmas Card Send
2007-11-19, 5:31 PM #1
It's that time again! The Third Annual Great Massassian Christmas Card Send is now underway. The first year can be found here and the second here. There is a follow up thread to the second year here.

Here is everything you need to know about the Send.

What the Great Massassian Christmas Card Send is:
  • It is me mailing a card to anyone , pretty much anywhere in the world
  • It me and me alone receiving your address and using it only to mail a Christmas Greeting card
  • It is a store bought card, not one printed on a computer
  • It is hand-written, unique to the individual (see note below)
  • It is done merely out of good will and a desire to be kind, if only this one time out of the year


What the Great Christmas Card send is not:
  • It is not a scam of any type
  • It is not dangerous
  • It is not a way of getting your private information
  • It is not a Christmas Card trade
  • It is not a "secret Santa" deal
  • It is not a trade of any type (for money, a return card, anything). I pay for everything out of pocket and expect nothing in return.


Instructions:
Send me a PM containing the following items:
  1. Your handle (forum user name)
  2. Your real name (at least your first name)
  3. Your address
  4. Any special directions you may have (see note below)


Your PM should look like this:

Quote:
]-[ellequin
Steven V.
123 Sesame St.
City, State, 12345
International info if needed

Please do not use my forum handle on the envelope or card. Thanks!


After you send me a PM, please make a post in this thread to let others know you are a part of the Send. It helps me keep track, and may help put potential recipients at ease. If you have received a card in previous years, feel free to post here to let others know about the experience. Feel free to post images of the cards.

Everyone who wants a card needs to send me a PM. I do not have any addresses from last year. If you want a card this year, you need to send a PM to me!

The cut-off date for sending me your address is Wednesday, December 5 . I will check my inbox Thursday morning, and if your name isn't there, sorry. If this thread could be stickied, it would help for everyone to be able to see it.

All of the cards will have a hand written message unique to the individual. Of course, I know more about some members than others, and, as such, some cards may be very personal, and other may be rather generic, not out of any ill will or preferential treatment, but simply because I "know" some members better than others.

If you don't want me to use your forum handle in your card (because you don't want your parents/roommates/friends to know you're getting internet cards), be sure to let me know in the PM.

There is no limit for the number of cards being sent, or where they are being sent to, but you must get me your info before the deadline.

If you have any questions, read the post again.
2007-11-19, 5:52 PM #2
I'm signing up! I enjoyed getting one last year. I should see if anyone else wants to send me a Christmas card too... >.>
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2007-11-19, 5:56 PM #3
2 PMs sent, since I suck!

I loved my other two cards. ]-[ele is God.

Also, where have you been lately?
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2007-11-19, 6:15 PM #4
PM sent!
woot!
2007-11-19, 6:17 PM #5
it be sent!
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2007-11-19, 6:26 PM #6
PM is sent. w00t for ]-[ and his magical messages of merriment.
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2007-11-19, 6:34 PM #7
I remember mine :D
2007-11-19, 7:24 PM #8
Don't you mean "Holiday" Cards? I can just see those ACLU hired ninjas popping up any moment now to shank you!
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2007-11-19, 8:00 PM #9
Dude where ya been? Need to go drinking you and I.
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2007-11-19, 8:01 PM #10
Sent!
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2007-11-19, 8:31 PM #11
:downswords:
.
2007-11-19, 8:37 PM #12
Me too! Please. :)
PM Sent
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2007-11-19, 8:39 PM #13
I would ask, But are you sure you want to send al the way to western canada? Theres gotta be extra postage...
2007-11-19, 8:52 PM #14
STEVEN VALADEZ I WILL PARTICIPATE IN THIS AGAIN THIS YEAR
you should still have my address, you AWOLing sob
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Free Jin!
2007-11-19, 8:54 PM #15
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
I would ask, But are you sure you want to send al the way to western canada? Theres gotta be extra postage...


He'll send it anywhere for any amount. Steven's crazy.
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2007-11-19, 10:01 PM #16
Why do you deserve a sticky thread?
2007-11-19, 10:20 PM #17
I'm in, again. I enjoyed the last one.
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His pot is blacker than his kettle!
2007-11-19, 10:50 PM #18
I love you Steven!

I want to have like 10,000 of your babies.
2007-11-19, 11:04 PM #19
PM will be coming soon. Alas, I'm not sure which address I'll be at, so I'm going to wait a few more days.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2007-11-19, 11:23 PM #20
I'll have 20,000 of your children. Leave Jin for me.

Zell, I'll share you. Do me.
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2007-11-19, 11:54 PM #21
One of these days I'll write you a cheque for all the international postage :awesome:
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2007-11-20, 5:11 AM #22
I wanna hang out with Steven one of these days. He's a cool guy. I'd have his babies if it weren't for the fact that he might get in trouble for child rape, even though I would consent fully .(
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2007-11-20, 5:23 AM #23
Ba-sent.

Maybe this year I should reciprocate, if I ever find out how much it'd be.
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2007-11-20, 5:35 AM #24
I'm going try sending you one again this year, Steven. Hopefully it will get to you this time. Stupid postal service.
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2007-11-20, 7:31 AM #25
Awesome! PM'd!
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2007-11-20, 9:29 AM #26
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
I would ask, But are you sure you want to send al the way to western canada? Theres gotta be extra postage...


He's in California, and I got one sent to Scotland last year. :P

I'm a-sending a PM in a second.
nope.
2007-11-20, 1:32 PM #27
PM Sent! Woot! I had last year's in my office for a while, but people made fun of me. :(
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:omgkroko:
2007-11-20, 1:45 PM #28
Yay!
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2007-11-20, 6:20 PM #29
So far, I am sending a card to: Geb, Zloc, JLee, Ford, quedsadilla_red, KOP_Snake, SiliconC, JediGandalf, JediNeo, JediKirby, Jin, Spork, Spook, Tony, LordVirus, Chewbubba, Vegiemaster, and Boco.

Jepman and Genki have both sent me a PM, but still need to get me their information.

A number of you have requested a return address. Please address as follows:

Steven Valadez
2497 N. Riverside Ave
Rialto, CA 92377
USA

To clarify again: I am willing to send a Christmas Card to any Massassian, almost anywhere in the world. I have sent cards to Canada, Australia, England, Scotland, Hungary, New Zealand, and Finland. Just let me know you want a card by giving me your information, and keep an eye on your mailbox!
2007-11-20, 8:36 PM #30
lies! i have not sent you a pm*

*this year
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2007-11-20, 11:58 PM #31
PM hath been sent
"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"
2007-11-21, 4:45 AM #32
Sendage complete.
2007-11-21, 7:27 AM #33
Steven is so cool.
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2007-11-22, 9:51 AM #34
I'm signing up and wishing I'd of seen it last year.
2007-11-23, 10:27 AM #35
I'd go for it this year, but I'm moving soon and would hate to make you waste time on undelivered mail.
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2007-11-25, 11:23 AM #36
PM sent
Think Them Skimpy thoughts!!!
2007-11-26, 10:45 AM #37
Sendered
2007-11-26, 11:46 AM #38
pm to be sent after I post this message

(just to shake things up a bit)
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2007-11-26, 9:34 PM #39
Sent :)
My blawgh.
2007-11-27, 7:53 PM #40
sent :D

steven rocks
gbk is 50 probably

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