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Jedikirby is a big baby
2007-11-24, 11:38 PM #1
Man, have you ever seen someone with super armor, super strength, super poetry, and super beat japanese people at fighting games impossiblity powers cry so much?
2007-11-24, 11:38 PM #2
Oh. Discuss.
2007-11-24, 11:39 PM #3
Jedikirby is so :awesome: that Chuck Norris was afraid of him in high school.
2007-11-24, 11:40 PM #4
You're about twice the fool if you really take HD2K seriously.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2007-11-24, 11:40 PM #5
Rob doesn't take anything seriously, he's just looking for a rise.
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2007-11-24, 11:44 PM #6
Rob? No way![/feigned shock]
Pissed Off?
2007-11-24, 11:46 PM #7
Oh hi Avenger! I haven't seen you in a while.

Are you still in So. Cal?
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2007-11-24, 11:49 PM #8
Haven't been to SoCal. Stupid government.
Pissed Off?
2007-11-24, 11:52 PM #9
There's some fire in Malibu.

There were also a bunch of firefighters at the mall I was, including Fire Explorers too. My friend tells me it looks good on your application.
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2007-11-25, 12:30 PM #10
Yeah because a fire in Malibu means all the fire fighters ever are going to be there ever.

Even the ones that are dead or not living yet.
2007-11-25, 1:10 PM #11
Link to the hulldump thread?
VTEC just kicked in, yo!
2007-11-25, 1:19 PM #12
SASS thread;

http://sass.buttes.org/forum/viewtopic.php?id=9320&p=1

You need an account to see the archived thread on SA;

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2606328

Someone uploaded it on sorrowind as well;

http://etc.sorrowind.net/kirby/BSG1.htm through http://etc.sorrowind.net/kirby/BSG17.htm I'm pretty sure.
2007-11-25, 1:45 PM #13
Oh man I am glad I don't read GBS :(

JediKirby, I pray for your victims.
VTEC just kicked in, yo!
2007-11-25, 1:47 PM #14
Uh no.


JediKirby is the victim.

That is the point of this thread.
2007-11-25, 1:51 PM #15
It really wasn't that good of a thread, Rob. All they did was make short jokes and nitpick my stories.
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2007-11-25, 1:56 PM #16
why was the bully named jon
2007-11-25, 1:59 PM #17
I'm afraid that was his real first name. It would've been better if it weren't, though. ;)
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2007-11-25, 2:00 PM #18
;)


;) ;) ;)
2007-11-25, 2:10 PM #19
;)
2007-11-25, 2:23 PM #20
Kirbs is so amazing, he can touch MC Hammer
2007-11-25, 2:25 PM #21
Originally posted by Martyn:
Kirbs is so amazing, he can touch MC Hammer


[http://www.boinaslava.net/mort/wife/hammerzeit.jpg]

Makes him stop too.
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2007-11-25, 2:27 PM #22
Originally posted by JediKirby:
It really wasn't that good of a thread, Rob. All they did was make short jokes and nitpick my stories.


Uhhh huh.


You're just mad someone tore down the internet persona you've been trying to craft for years.
2007-11-25, 2:34 PM #23
That doesn't even make sense? The internet persona that I'm 3 feet tall and I've had some interesting stuff happen to me? Seriously Rob, you really shouldn't be pointing fingers about internet persona, Mr. Antagonist Family Problems.

Not to mention, I'm not mad.
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2007-11-25, 2:40 PM #24
Atleast I don't bull**** up my stories, add morals, then try and sell it to people like I'm the down talking god of all awesome and because I've been there I know more. I don't make 90000 threads about it either.

You're like the CONDESCENDING PITY ME version of Tiberium_Empire. Except Tiberium_Empire just does it becase he's a troll and likes the attention.



Unlike you, I don't engage in pissing contests wherever I go on the internet. I've made maybe two threads about how lame the people I'm related too are. And a third about the most awesome relative I had.


PS, yes you are mad. Otherwise you wouldn't get so upset every time someone mentions it or craps on one of your HEY LOOK AT ME threads.
2007-11-25, 2:43 PM #25
The only person I've seen get upset over any of this is Rob.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2007-11-25, 2:45 PM #26
Lessons of internet;

Saying you don't care on internet ALWAYS means you care.

Instead you have to phrase it sarcastically, like this;

I care.

I really do.
2007-11-25, 2:55 PM #27
Hahaha, pissing contests Rob? Really? And how many threads have you made about this topic, compared to how many I've made? I mentioned this SA thread once on massassi. I've posted about different medical procedures or whatever I was going to have. What 9000 threads have I posted? Where have I looked for people's pity? I won't disagree with the condescending part.

Why'd you make this thread, anyway? Because I was annoyed at people posting about myspace in my facebook thread? You seem to care an awful lot about this. Sorry, I'll try to make internet less important for you.
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2007-11-25, 2:57 PM #28
I think this is the only thread I've made about how you're a sucky person.


If it isn't, than sue me. You're an easy person to pick on.
2007-11-25, 3:27 PM #29
Originally posted by Rob:
You're like the CONDESCENDING PITY ME version of Tiberium_Empire. Except Tiberium_Empire just does it becase he's a troll and likes the attention.

I just drink it because it's sterile and I like the taste.

Wait...what?
D E A T H
2007-11-25, 3:28 PM #30
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw.
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2007-11-25, 3:31 PM #31
Originally posted by Dj Yoshi:
I just drink it because it's sterile and I like the taste.

Wait...what?


Hey.

We all can't be as cool as Patches O'Houlihan
2007-11-25, 5:20 PM #32
Kirby picked on me in that facebook thread, so I'm gonna side with Rob this time.
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2007-11-25, 5:26 PM #33
this feels like a schoolyard fight.

KICK HIM IN THE GRILL!
DO NOT WANT.
2007-11-25, 5:55 PM #34
But I could do that through normal walking. :(


You have to think of something a little more creative for me to do.
2007-11-25, 5:55 PM #35
One thing,
Nobody needs to call me Tiberium_Empire.
It's a waste of keystrokes.
2007-11-25, 5:57 PM #36
From now on we shall all call you "Useless"


Davecat was already taken.
2007-11-25, 6:26 PM #37
Agreed.
2007-11-26, 12:02 PM #38
Originally posted by Warlockmish:
[http://www.boinaslava.net/mort/wife/hammerzeit.jpg]

Makes him stop too.


hahah greatest picture ever
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2007-11-26, 12:32 PM #39
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
One thing,
Nobody needs to call me Tiberium_Empire.
It's a waste of keystrokes.


Really, because when i use abb. like w/e and ppl and w/ and cuz, every gets pissy and flips out that i dont have good grammer, nor typing tec.

O yah, im gunna side w/ kirby because rob hates me, even tho kirby is the LAMEST charecter that Nintendo made, yes, more lame than Monkey Balls or what ever the hell it is. HA HA thats why you all live with your parents :eng101:
" I am the Lizard King, I can do anyhthing... "
2007-11-26, 1:14 PM #40
For someone who spends so much of his time feeling smug because he can make people angry on the internet, rob gets mad about some really dumb things.
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