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Who here hates me and why
2007-11-25, 10:19 PM #1
HAY!!! Who here hates me and why? :)
" I am the Lizard King, I can do anyhthing... "
2007-11-25, 10:22 PM #2
me and because feelings
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2007-11-25, 10:27 PM #3
If Massassi were in any way related to /b/ I wouldn't think you'd have such a problem. Then again, we'd probably just all shout, "LURK MORE ******" and then post random child pornography.

I have a smashing idea! Why don't you leave here and post there instead!? :master:
-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
2007-11-25, 10:34 PM #4
hay is for horses
2007-11-25, 10:37 PM #5
Here's something I've always wondered: what is the difference between hay and straw? I mean, I know one is food for animals and stuff but what is actually different between the two? And no using Wikipedia.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2007-11-25, 10:38 PM #6
Hay is dried grass, straw is dried grain stem.
2007-11-25, 10:38 PM #7
Also hay is for horses.
2007-11-25, 10:39 PM #8
Which is harder, finding a needle in a haystack or finding a needle in a straw stack?
2007-11-25, 10:39 PM #9
yay. See, good came of this thread. :neckbeard:

you may now return to your regularly scheduled handbasket to hell.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2007-11-25, 10:41 PM #10
finding a needle in a strawstack would be way harder because it'd just fall to the bottom. if you were really unlucky it'd end up inside a piece of straw and then it's all over.
2007-11-25, 10:41 PM #11
Handbaskets are made of straw? Or wait, what's wicker?
2007-11-25, 10:42 PM #12
I can always go for more hating.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2007-11-25, 10:43 PM #13
wicker is just twigs, amirite?
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2007-11-25, 10:43 PM #14
You can have straw baskets and straw hats and you can even use straw to thatch roofs. Rooves? Whatever. I think wicker refers to the method of production more than the material, but all of my wicker crap is made out of twigs or something.
2007-11-26, 12:09 AM #15
Wicker furniture has got to be some of the most uncomfortable furniture on the planet.
2007-11-26, 12:11 AM #16
Probably not as much as Fedex Furniture.
Back again
2007-11-26, 12:37 AM #17
HAY!!!! Darth_Xarshthrush or whatever your name is:

Who are you? Please have a complete report on my desk by tomorrow; so I can properly formulate my hate for you as well as develop compelling reasons for it, as this seems to be what you are asking for.
Stuff
2007-11-26, 4:42 AM #18
could you quote some of your previous posts so I can make up my mind or at least remember who you are?
2007-11-26, 4:53 AM #19
DEAR MASSASSI:

WHY AREN'T YOU PROUD OF ME ANYMORE
:master::master::master:
2007-11-26, 6:19 AM #20
newfags gtfo
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2007-11-26, 6:49 AM #21
I hate you because you touch yourself at night.
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2007-11-26, 6:54 AM #22
I didn't hate you before you made this thread. :colbert:
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-11-26, 7:06 AM #23
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Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-11-26, 7:50 AM #24
I hate you, but I hate everyone who posts threads like this.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2007-11-26, 9:41 AM #25
I don't like the OP.


He's a gender confused fat kid from myspace with too much free time and too little to do outside of the internet.

Also his posts hurt my brain.
2007-11-26, 1:25 PM #26
I don't know where you came from, or when you started posting here.
2007-11-26, 1:26 PM #27
He came from myspace.


Myspace does this to children.
2007-11-26, 1:38 PM #28
Originally posted by Rob:
He came from myspace.


Myspace does this to children.


Hay rob, suck it.....
thats what i thought....
" I am the Lizard King, I can do anyhthing... "
2007-11-26, 1:41 PM #29
Oh no.

I've been defeated!



Maybe if we get into a flamewar they'll ban you. That'd be sorta like taking one for the team. But not like how you do it with a schlong in the butt.

It would be more like being shot with a gun loaded with stupid.
2007-11-26, 1:43 PM #30
WOW, rob your so cool, i wish i could be such a bad *** on a Star Wars fourm.

Want me to come over so you can tech me to type and be cool?
" I am the Lizard King, I can do anyhthing... "
2007-11-26, 1:45 PM #31
Originally posted by Darth_Xasthur:
Want me to come over so you can tech me to type and be cool?


No.

I don't enjoy the company of fat gender confused angst-ridden teen agers.
2007-11-26, 1:53 PM #32
Really because i would have thought that that was totally what your into, you prefur fat gender confused angst ridden toddlers? Thats more your stly hu?
" I am the Lizard King, I can do anyhthing... "
2007-11-26, 1:55 PM #33
I've never met an angst ridden toddler.

But thats more carpking's style.



But you should probably reapply your eyeliner. It's no doubt running after all these righteous internet burns I've unleashed.
2007-11-26, 1:57 PM #34
LOL wow yet another witty "BURN" as you call it. Yah i guess i need more eyelener, well i left my back up in your mom's room. She likes fat gender confused angst-ridden teen agers. But you already knew that dident ya ;)
" I am the Lizard King, I can do anyhthing... "
2007-11-26, 1:59 PM #35
You're a fat mexican.

:colbert:
nope.
2007-11-26, 2:00 PM #36
O, and i love how you had to bring carpking into this. WTF what did he do to you. Im your problem deal with it, dont be a fat gender confused angst-ridden teen ager
" I am the Lizard King, I can do anyhthing... "
2007-11-26, 2:00 PM #37
SLAYER!!!!!!!
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

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