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beat the picture (nsf56k)
2007-11-29, 4:40 PM #1
You know the drill, someone posts a picture, the next one has to beat it, and you have to say how it beats it if it is not instantly obvious.
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Snail racing: (500 posts per line)------@%
2007-11-29, 4:43 PM #2
[http://www.doxa.ws/images/jesus-n-med.jpg]

Dang it, it ends here. No one beats Jesus...
2007-11-29, 4:46 PM #3
[http://www.lionlambmedia.com/Silhouette_of_Jesus_on_Cross.jpg]
DO NOT WANT.
2007-11-29, 4:47 PM #4
[http://www.laputan.org/images/pictures/termites.jpg]
:master::master::master:
2007-11-29, 4:53 PM #5
:hist101:
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"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2007-11-29, 4:53 PM #6
[http://www.hipernet24.pl/sklep/img_items/b/019/1946.jpg]
nope.
2007-11-29, 4:59 PM #7
[http://www.bilderberg.org/26th3d64.gif]

Only thing that can beat that is the gay bomb.
Back again
2007-11-29, 5:16 PM #8
[http://www.patrickseaman.com/images/JACK-BAUR-FOR-PRESIDENT.png]
2007-11-29, 5:59 PM #9
How does Jack beat a nuke?

[http://www.hot-screensaver.com/wp-myimages/cockroach.jpg]
2007-11-29, 6:00 PM #10
[http://www.independentcritics.com/images/men%20in%20black%20SPLASH.jpg]
woot!
2007-11-29, 6:04 PM #11
JLee wins the thread.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2007-11-29, 6:13 PM #12
[http://www.fileflash.com/graphics/screens/Batman_Forever-204.png]
nope.
2007-11-29, 6:21 PM #13
Schumacher defeats himself and everything he touches.
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2007-11-29, 9:38 PM #14
[http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/7739/cartmansucks20070312034de3.jpg]
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2007-11-30, 2:06 AM #15
They are kids, right?
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2007-11-30, 4:23 AM #16
[http://album.sekavaa.net/diehard.jpg]

John McClane > All (He's a cop, right?)
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2007-11-30, 5:16 AM #17
GOGO premature balding

[http://img.alibaba.com/photo/50591374/Men_s_Toupee.jpg]
:master::master::master:
2007-11-30, 5:48 AM #18
.
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2007-11-30, 6:54 AM #19
:suicide:<- this
Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:
2007-11-30, 7:24 AM #20
:awesome:
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2007-11-30, 9:15 AM #21
:tfti:
Quote Originally Posted by FastGamerr
"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"
2007-11-30, 9:35 AM #22
.
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2007-11-30, 11:28 AM #23
[http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=91857&rendTypeId=4]

lousy image code...,
Quote Originally Posted by FastGamerr
"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"
2007-11-30, 12:29 PM #24
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
[http://www.patrickseaman.com/images/JACK-BAUR-FOR-PRESIDENT.png]


Why did the thread continue past here?
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2007-11-30, 12:37 PM #25
(to defeat the jets, not Freelancer's repost of Jack Bauer)
[http://www.armyrecognition.com/Russe/vehicules_missiles/Pechora-2M/Pechora-2M_Surface_To_Air_Missile_Maks_2003_Russia_03.jpg]
:master::master::master:
2007-11-30, 12:45 PM #26
[http://img.gamespot.com/gamespot/images/2006/151/928518_20050601_screen015.jpg]
2007-11-30, 3:45 PM #27
[http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/10/smash.jpg]
Author of the JK levels:
Sand Trap & Sand Trap (Night)
2007-11-30, 3:50 PM #28
.
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2007-11-30, 3:52 PM #29
[http://www.mlcsmith.com/games/bungie/halo/assets/early_brute.jpg]
Author of the JK levels:
Sand Trap & Sand Trap (Night)
2007-11-30, 3:59 PM #30
[http://www.plumbingsupply.com/images/liena-bay-double-bowl-kitchen-sink-lbu15-3221.jpg]
2007-11-30, 4:03 PM #31
[http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/5586/drainplug1hz8.jpg]
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2007-11-30, 4:22 PM #32
[http://www.homedepot.ca/wcsstore/HomeDepotCanada/images/catalog/c697b8bf-563f-486e-a983-64cc81cf312b_4.jpg]
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2007-11-30, 4:22 PM #33
[edit] bah, too slow :P
$do || ! $do ; try
try: command not found
Ye Olde Galactic Empire Mission Editor (X-wing, TIE, XvT/BoP, XWA)
2007-11-30, 4:28 PM #34
But yours is the BEST so it still wins. ;)

[http://www.extremehowto.com/xh/graphics/articles/art_60325_drain1.jpg]
2007-12-01, 10:30 AM #35
Plumber's crack strikes again!
[http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_13/11183271408E1op4.jpg]
:master::master::master:
2007-12-01, 10:36 AM #36
[http://cdn-channels.netscape.com/gallery/i/t/top10tvdads/kurtwood_2002.jpg]

You know your *** needs? My foot up it!
DO NOT WANT.
2007-12-01, 11:47 AM #37
[http://www.femalehealth.com/CountryProfiles/vietnam/vietnam_images/vietnam_map_lg.gif]
(Vietnam)
2007-12-01, 12:05 PM #38
picture of My Lai
2007-12-01, 12:07 PM #39
[http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/munitions/images/napalm-DM-SD-04-00733.jpg]

Napalm
2007-12-01, 12:14 PM #40
[http://www.wvu.edu/~exten/depts/fireserv/graphics/arff_three_firefighters.JPG]
Author of the JK levels:
Sand Trap & Sand Trap (Night)
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