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I believe in Captain Planet

2007-12-02, 1:10 PM #1

JediKirby

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Captain Planet made earth in 23 days.

He also upchucked the oceans.

Land is just his skin shedding.

Gaia is his daughter/lover and they made all of the living beings.

Zeus was his dad.

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2007-12-02, 1:14 PM #2

Tibby

Ribberium Mempyre!

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Captainplanatology?

2007-12-02, 1:30 PM #3

JediKirby

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The Church of

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2007-12-02, 1:40 PM #4

TimeWolfOfThePast

Why not?

Posts: 5,785

CAPTAIN PLAAAAAAANET!

Protect the environment, or I'll ****ing kill you!

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2007-12-02, 2:10 PM #5

- Tony -

Not satisfied.

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EARTH!

Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.

2007-12-02, 2:13 PM #6

Martyn

The Daddy

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FIRE!

2007-12-02, 2:13 PM #7

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

The Heart kid was completely useless.

Except that he may be able to use it for [http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/1580/emotquagmirelz3.gif]

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2007-12-02, 2:13 PM #8

Warlockmish

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So is Al Gore like an ally of Captian Planet?

Back again

2007-12-02, 2:14 PM #9

Warlockmish

Registered Thread Abuser

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Wow triple post.

Back again

2007-12-02, 2:40 PM #10

JediKirby

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Al Gore is Captain Planet's Bobbert. He holds him down and makes him eat green.

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2007-12-02, 3:34 PM #11

maevie

...poo

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I now have the theme tune stuck in my head. which is especially annoying as I only really know the first line

<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

<Dor> You're levelling up and gaining more polys!

2007-12-02, 4:25 PM #12

Avenger

Positive!

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Pissed Off?

2007-12-02, 5:24 PM #13

JediKirby

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Praise.

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2007-12-02, 5:34 PM #14

BombayZeus

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[http://www.monochrom.at/polytheism/pictures/TanzenderShiva.jpg]

You mean this guy?

2007-12-02, 5:36 PM #15

Duo Maxwell

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I believe!

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2007-12-02, 5:44 PM #16

TimeWolfOfThePast

Why not?

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I bet all the environmental chicks (or environmental dudes) jump onto that guy.

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2007-12-02, 5:45 PM #17

Tibby

Ribberium Mempyre!

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Wind water fire earth...
And heart?
WTF was heart about?

2007-12-02, 5:45 PM #18

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

Not nearly mullety enough.

2007-12-02, 5:46 PM #19

TimeWolfOfThePast

Why not?

Posts: 5,785

Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:

WTF was heart about?

Well when two old plates collide they give each other a "special hug"... then they form a baby mountain.

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2007-12-02, 10:27 PM #20

JediKirby

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That false effigy is far too scrawny to be my lord and savior.

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2007-12-02, 10:51 PM #21

Stormtrooper

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2007-12-03, 12:58 AM #22

BombayZeus

NDNmojo.

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Originally posted by Duo Maxwell:

I believe!

[picture]

FAIL

2007-12-03, 1:22 AM #23

KOP_Snake

Snake in the Brass

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I always thought the wind girl was pretty hot. Too bad she's only a cartoon and I can only make love to her in my mind.

"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."

2007-12-03, 6:55 AM #24

JediKirby

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There there, Snake. There there.

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2007-12-03, 7:49 AM #25

TimeWolfOfThePast

Why not?

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So when you make love to a cartoon do you see yourself as a cartoon too? Otherwise that'd just be... weird...

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2007-12-03, 7:53 AM #26

Jep

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Have you never seen Roger Rabbit???????????????????????????????

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2007-12-03, 8:02 AM #27

TimeWolfOfThePast

Why not?

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You mean it'll just be Snake and Wind playing patty cake?

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2007-12-03, 8:20 AM #28

fishstickz

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I BELIEVE IN HARVEY DENT

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2007-12-03, 10:09 AM #29

TimeWolfOfThePast

Why not?

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Why so serious?

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2007-12-03, 11:15 AM #30

Avenger

Positive!

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Originally posted by Jep:

Have you never seen Roger Rabbit???????????????????????????????

Why the hell are you doing Roger Rabbit in your mind? That's okay though. I can have Jessica Rabbit all to myself.

Pissed Off?

2007-12-03, 11:19 AM #31

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

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Originally posted by Avenger:

Why the hell are you doing Roger Rabbit in your mind? That's okay though. I can have Jessica Rabbit all to myself.

Ouch Baby. Very ouch.

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2007-12-03, 11:48 AM #32

Gettleburger

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FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER

A dream is beautiful because it remains a dream.