
I have had a Commerce checking account with Commerce Bank since I was 18. It's never been overdrawn. I've always tried to keep a tidy sum in it. I've been a good little account.
So, in late October, I stroll into el banco and open an IRA for myself and drop $1,000 into it. I set up my company's payroll to deposit $100 out of each paycheck into the IRA (26 pay periods x $100 after taxes - huzzah!). The first deposit is registered by my company on November 2nd. It doesn't appear on my balance for the IRA. I brush it off and chalk it up to slow paperwork and red tape.
That weekend, I stroll into Commerce again and set up a savings account and start it off at $1000. I stroll out a happy man. Next pay period comes around on November 16th and another $100 is deducted from my paycheck and deposited into my IRA - or so I think. Neither of the two deposits have shown up on my IRA balance. I call them up Monday morning and politely ask, "Where the Hell is money?"
Well, I look like an idiot - the deposits were posted and backdated that morning. I go on my merry way through Thanksgiving and, last week, add my savings account information to my payroll and tell it to drop $200 out of each paycheck to the savings account. Last Friday rolls around, and $300 is deducted from my paycheck and properly distributed.
Or so I thought.
Turns out that when the guy at the bank said that "two deposits were made to [my] account", he meant my savings account. Meaning some idiot made two deposits to the wrong account and backdated one to before the account existed. To add insult to injury, the $300 from last Friday hasn't shown up in either account. I'm willing to bet it'll be another two weeks before I see it posted in the wrong accounts, too.
I called a guy who I regularly talk to about my accounts at my branch and said, "WTF?" He said he'd look into it, and I'm planning on giving him a call tomorrow morning for an update.
I swear, if I wasn't locked into a two-year IRA with Commerce, I'd drop them like the bad habit they're becoming. Am I really asking that much of my bank?
tl;dir: gfy
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken