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Football Rant
2007-12-03, 8:46 PM #1
On behalf of the City of Baltimore I now proclaim the following...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

How in the flickety flying **** do you make such HUGE defensive stop on the Patriots and you get a holding call that gives Brady four more tries that results in a touchdown??? HOW?? I don't believe it. I'm utterly stupified.

Argh argh argh argh!

MD-ians/Baltimorons, your job is to find out where #28 lives and tear out his ball sack.

Edit: tags
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2007-12-03, 8:59 PM #2
I'm pretty pissed at Billick for calling a timeout and ruining that 4th down play. And then at 57 for throwing a god damn hissy fit and removing any chance for a good punt return. Also letting Lewis' deflection go uncaught.

Ravens; disappointing Marylanders since 'Naught-Naught
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2007-12-03, 9:13 PM #3
It's the patriots. They're trained to cheat.
2007-12-03, 9:23 PM #4
Between their horrible sportsmanship and their ridiculous good luck, the Patriots are running a huge karma deficit right now.
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2007-12-03, 9:29 PM #5
I thought this was going to be about the BCS--that always seems to inspire football rants every year (but that's a whole other story).
2007-12-03, 9:32 PM #6
Originally posted by Wuss:
I thought this was going to be about the BCS--that always seems to inspire football rants every year (but that's a whole other story).


Yea I want to know how LSU got number 2.
2007-12-03, 9:57 PM #7
All I want to say is.. HA HA. WVU lost to Pitt.
2007-12-03, 10:00 PM #8
STFU. you guys are just pissed that you took the curse of the browns with you when you stole the team.
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2007-12-03, 10:05 PM #9
Oh shut up about the Patriots cheating. The patriots have won all of their games fair and square. Also, do you know the difference between the Patriots and every other team in reguards to recording other teams? The Patriots got caught. Even with all that crap aside, everyone has been on the Pats like a bunch of hawks, and we still manage to win every single game. It's called teamwork and talent, it has nothing to do with cheating.
Think while it's still legal.
2007-12-03, 10:27 PM #10
Originally posted by SAJN:
Also, do you know the difference between the Patriots and every other team in reguards to recording other teams? The Patriots got caught.


Why yes, I will call bull**** on this.
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2007-12-03, 11:11 PM #11
Originally posted by SAJN:
Oh shut up about the Patriots cheating. The patriots have won all of their games fair and square. Also, do you know the difference between the Patriots and every other team in reguards to recording other teams? The Patriots got caught. Even with all that crap aside, everyone has been on the Pats like a bunch of hawks, and we still manage to win every single game. It's called teamwork and talent, it has nothing to do with cheating.

Pats fan ITT.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2007-12-04, 7:18 AM #12
Pats and Cowboys, next Super Bowl. And this time, the Cowboys defense is clicking. Should be a completely different story this time. (I say Pats because I don't think the Colts have a chance this year. We are too unhealthy)
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maeve
2007-12-04, 7:27 AM #13
Yeah you guys are pretty beat to **** :/
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