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Never underestimate the power of Chuck

2007-12-05, 6:31 AM #1

Outlaw Torn

Appears to be a Yuck

Posts: 1,873

A potential leader of the free world is in the hands of Chuck Norris

obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve

2007-12-05, 6:39 AM #2

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

Huckabee is pretty mental and not nearly impartial enough to be a presidential candidate.

I'd actually rather have insane Ron Paul than more insane Mike Huckabee.

2007-12-05, 7:27 AM #3

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

Chuck Norris? This thread is misleading and did not contain what I expected at all.

This thread is now about the other Chuck.

[http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k133/kyle901/ChuckBartowski.jpg]

[http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k133/kyle901/ChuckBartowski.jpg]

Stuff

2007-12-05, 7:31 AM #4

Ford

Not Suitable for Motor Vehicles

Posts: 4,265

i want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong jacket!

My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM

2007-12-05, 7:44 AM #5

TimeWolfOfThePast

Why not?

Posts: 5,785

I thought this was going to be about the TV show Chuck, I was about to interject some hate, but I guess I don't have to now.

*pulls Walker Texas Ranger clip lever*

twitter | flickr | last.fm | facebook |

2007-12-05, 7:49 AM #6

fishstickz

New, Improved, and Boneless

Posts: 6,606

If huckabee wins, I'll open discussion on suicide methods.

Also, the show Chuck is kind of meh, but I apppreciate the Cake theme song

"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor

2007-12-05, 9:17 AM #7

Obi_Kwiet

It's Stuart, Martha Stuart

Posts: 7,943

Huckabee doesn't seem terribly awful, except for his position on Iraq, and maybe some other incidentals. He's better than Bush at any rate. Why the intense hatred?

2007-12-05, 9:26 AM #8

Spook

-eeeee

Posts: 5,963

Shut the **** up about politics!

http://www.tv.com/story/10506.html?part=rss&subj=10506

Chuck and Life continue on. Those of you who watch Chuck should really give Life a try.

Also Bionic Woman didn't get **** yet. There is hope for humanity.

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2007-12-05, 9:51 AM #9

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Originally posted by kyle90:

Chuck Norris? This thread is misleading and did not contain what I expected at all.

This thread is now about the other Chuck.

[http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k133/kyle901/ChuckBartowski.jpg]

...Is that Zach Levi?

nope.

2007-12-05, 10:08 AM #10

fishstickz

New, Improved, and Boneless

Posts: 6,606

Yes

"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor

2007-12-05, 11:03 AM #11

Vin

No Longer Homeless!
Fancy Pants

Posts: 9,843

I hate Chuck Norris so much.

2007-12-05, 11:04 AM #12

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

Chuck and Life are awesome.

Pissed Off?

2007-12-05, 11:08 AM #13

Vegiemaster

Rules with Vegiemight in Heaven (R.I.P.)

Posts: 2,931

Originally posted by Vincent Valentine:

I hate Chuck Norris so much.

Vin Diesel hates you for hating Chuck Norris.

Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:

2007-12-05, 11:29 AM #14

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

Chuck Norris once kicked Vin Diesel so hard it broke his carear. That year Chronicles Of Riddick only grossed 54.7mil at box offices in America despite only being kicked a few days prior to the release of the movie.

The next year Vin Diesel would star in "The Pacifier"

2007-12-05, 11:39 AM #15

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

The Pacifier grossed twice what Riddick did.

Pissed Off?

2007-12-05, 11:40 AM #16

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

Only because soccer moms are dumb.

2007-12-05, 2:21 PM #17

Dj Yoshi

Registered User

Posts: 19,202

Originally posted by Ford:

i want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong jacket!

Cake is good.

Also, Chuck Norris is a pussy, Vin Diesel is better, but Bill Brasky is the original. Everyone who jumped on the chuck norris bandwagon is just a poser.

D E A T H

2007-12-05, 2:28 PM #18

Axis

Of Evil!!

Posts: 3,164

Actually, the Chuck Norris video brought Mike Huckabee to my attention, and after reading about him and watching some of his debate responses, I really like the guy. So... Mike Huckabee for '08, yo.

2007-12-05, 9:14 PM #19

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

Originally posted by Axis:

Actually, the Chuck Norris video brought Mike Huckabee to my attention, and after reading about him and watching some of his debate responses, I really like the guy. So... Mike Huckabee for '08, yo.

That sounds pretty typical.